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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: cpxxx on August 31, 2013, 07:09:52 PM
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So I'm sitting here watching MTV late at night. The phone rings, only it's not me. It's my wife's phone. I just had a row with her about immigration. So I'm PXXX, upset. I answer. It's some guy, a bit not articulate. He mutters something about weed, he has a Limerick accent. I tell him he has a wrong number. He calls back, I tell him again. He calls again. Now I'm piXXEd. I tell him I have no weed or coke and hang up. He calls again. So I tell him that jokingly that I executed (shot some guy although it wasn't me, true though, it happens regularly in Dublin
) a guy who gave someone grief the other day. He insults me and I get aggressive. At this point I hand the phone to my wife. He calls again. He doesn't seem to get the message. Now both of us are having fun with this. She threatens him too. We both end up laughing.
In a funny way it brought us back together after our silly row. But we both were bothered by the call. Clearly someone was calling his dealer and misdialled. Which is hilarious for both of us. Because my wife is the straightious person I ever met.
Which is more than be said for some of the skydivers I know living as they do in a very liberal town.
It's quite weird.
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Next time do the "Daves not here" bit from Cheech and Chong
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Next time do the "Daves not here" bit from Cheech and Chong
Yeah not thought of that, take by surprise.
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I didn't know you lived in Dublin. I just spent a week there drinking to excess and would've looked you up. I don't know why I didn't think you lived in Dublin...but damn.
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Golfer, I don't live in Dublin anymore but It's only two hours away and I'm back there often visiting Mom. It's a pity you didn't let me know you were in town. I live in Galway now. Next time you're around let me know! We could drink to excess together! Apart from anything else based on your posts here we could have some great arguments and I could show you around some of the parts of Dublin where the druggies hang out!
Oh and one other thing, if you are really a golfer. I can show you a trick that can get you to playing on a Ryder cup championship course for next to nothing.
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Because my wife is the straightious person I ever met.
That is the same many have said of Walter White (Breaking Bad).
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How can a Irish man have a argument about immigration, you invented it :)
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How can a Irish man have a argument about immigration, you invented it :)
:rofl
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That is the same many have said of Walter White (Breaking Bad).
Superman is said to be strong too, now that we venture into the ficticious characters... :devil
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Its the oldest trick in the book. Your wife hired a therapist to play that role so you both can get close again. :O
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Its the oldest trick in the book. Your wife hired a therapist to play that role so you both can get close again. :O
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj64/divinecow/Therapist_2.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/divinecow/media/Therapist_2.jpg.html)
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Hi Bagrat :old:
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heyooo zack! :cheers:
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How can a Irish man have a argument about immigration, you invented it :)
It was the Brits who first invented it, called it 'transportation' and then later made sure people had a choice of starving or emigrating. Jokes on you.
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A client of ours was travelling through Austrailia many years ago and when asked if he had a crimminal record by the Immigration official asked "No, is it still required?'
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A client of ours was travelling through Austrailia many years ago and when asked if he had a crimminal record by the Immigration official asked "No, is it still required?'
:rofl
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It was the Brits who first invented it, called it 'transportation' and then later made sure people had a choice of starving or emigrating. Jokes on you.
That is a dirty lie :old: