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Title: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: cpxxx on August 31, 2013, 07:09:52 PM
So I'm sitting here watching MTV late at night. The phone rings, only it's not me. It's my wife's phone. I just had a row with her about immigration. So I'm PXXX, upset. I answer. It's some guy, a bit not articulate. He mutters something about weed, he has a Limerick accent. I tell him he has a wrong number. He calls back, I tell him again. He calls again. Now I'm piXXEd. I tell him I have no weed or coke and hang up. He calls again. So I tell him that jokingly that I executed (shot some guy although it wasn't me, true though, it happens regularly in Dublin
) a guy who gave someone grief the other day. He insults me and I get aggressive. At this point I hand the phone to my wife. He calls again. He doesn't seem to get the message.  Now both of us are having fun with this. She threatens him too. We both end up laughing.

In a funny way it brought us back together after our silly row.  But we both were bothered by the call. Clearly someone was calling his dealer and misdialled. Which is hilarious for both of us. Because my wife is the straightious person I ever met.

Which is more than be said for some of the skydivers I know living as they do in a very liberal town.  

It's quite weird.
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: Meatwad on August 31, 2013, 07:20:51 PM
Next time do the "Daves not here" bit from Cheech and Chong
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: cpxxx on August 31, 2013, 07:35:24 PM
Next time do the "Daves not here" bit from Cheech and Chong
Yeah not thought of that, take by surprise.
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: Golfer on August 31, 2013, 10:00:10 PM
I didn't know you lived in Dublin.  I just spent a week there drinking to excess and would've looked you up.  I don't know why I didn't think you lived in Dublin...but damn.
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: cpxxx on September 01, 2013, 04:20:30 PM
Golfer, I don't live in Dublin anymore but It's only two hours away and I'm back there often visiting Mom. It's a pity you didn't let me know you were in town. I live in Galway now. Next time you're around let me know! We could drink to excess together! Apart from anything else based on your posts here we could have some great arguments and I could show you around some of the parts of Dublin where the druggies hang out!

Oh and one other thing, if you are really a golfer. I can show you a trick that can get you to playing on a Ryder cup championship course for next to nothing.
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: smoe on September 02, 2013, 08:42:56 AM
Because my wife is the straightious person I ever met.

That is the same many have said of Walter White (Breaking Bad).
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: zack1234 on September 02, 2013, 01:52:10 PM
How can a Irish man have a argument about immigration, you invented it :)
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: Zacherof on September 02, 2013, 01:52:58 PM
How can a Irish man have a argument about immigration, you invented it :)
:rofl
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 02, 2013, 02:29:21 PM
That is the same many have said of Walter White (Breaking Bad).

Superman is said to be strong too, now that we venture into the ficticious characters...  :devil
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: SEraider on September 02, 2013, 02:50:21 PM
Its the oldest trick in the book.  Your wife hired a therapist to play that role so you both can get close again.   :O
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: bagrat on September 02, 2013, 03:18:35 PM
Its the oldest trick in the book.  Your wife hired a therapist to play that role so you both can get close again.   :O

(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj64/divinecow/Therapist_2.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/divinecow/media/Therapist_2.jpg.html)
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: zack1234 on September 03, 2013, 01:13:13 AM
Hi Bagrat :old:
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: bagrat on September 03, 2013, 02:32:50 AM
heyooo zack!      :cheers:
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: cpxxx on September 03, 2013, 09:26:33 AM
How can a Irish man have a argument about immigration, you invented it :)
It was the Brits who first invented it, called it 'transportation' and then later made sure people had a choice of starving or emigrating. Jokes on you.

Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: Curval on September 03, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
A client of ours was travelling through Austrailia many years ago and when asked if he had a crimminal record by the Immigration official asked "No, is it still required?'
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: RotBaron on September 03, 2013, 12:32:49 PM
A client of ours was travelling through Austrailia many years ago and when asked if he had a crimminal record by the Immigration official asked "No, is it still required?'


 :rofl
Title: Re: My wife is a drug dealer apparently.
Post by: zack1234 on September 03, 2013, 01:39:17 PM
It was the Brits who first invented it, called it 'transportation' and then later made sure people had a choice of starving or emigrating. Jokes on you.



That is a dirty lie :old: