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Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Swager on June 20, 2001, 07:02:00 PM
Well people today were able to welcome little baby Swager into the world (1:47 in the morning!!).  The little girl made her appearence about 3 weeks early but everything is OK and she is a healthy little bugger.  She is also cute like her old man!!

I haven't told her about you people that fly AH yet, I wanted her to enjoy her first few days of her new life before I dropped the bomb on her!   :)

Just keeping you people informed!!  I feel pretty good.  Wife should be home Friday or Saturday.  Going back up to the hospital now.  I sleep up there to keep my wife company.

Daddy Swager out!!!    :cool:

See Cobra I told ya I was capable!!   I got her a pink skirt, just like mine!!   :)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Toad on June 20, 2001, 07:17:00 PM
Congratulations to your wife (who did all the work  ;) ) and yourself!

Welcome to the new little girl!

Best of Health and Happiness to you all.
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Cobra on June 20, 2001, 07:38:00 PM
Swager,

Simply <S>!!

WTG and the Cobra Family is glad to here Mrs. Swager and new little Swager are doing well!

Congratulations to you and Mrs Swager!!

Cobra
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: daddog on June 20, 2001, 08:02:00 PM
WTG Swager! Congrats to you and your wife! Glad to hear all is well!  :)  :)  :)

Now life really begins. Soon you will begin to fantasize about sleeping, not with women. Just sleeping.

Father of four.
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: grizz on June 20, 2001, 08:21:00 PM
Congratulations Swager and Mrs. Swager on the little swager. Take heed of Daddog. He knows.  :D

Father of 3
griz
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: SOB on June 20, 2001, 08:24:00 PM
Congrats   :)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: skernsk on June 20, 2001, 10:59:00 PM
Congrats Swager!!
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Mathman on June 21, 2001, 12:07:00 AM
Congrats Swager!

  :)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Rocket on June 21, 2001, 12:41:00 AM
Swwaaaaaagggggeeerrrrrr congrats  ;)

S!
Rocket
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Thunder on June 21, 2001, 12:47:00 AM
Congratulations Swager!
Wish your new family the very best!

Thunder
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Saintaw on June 21, 2001, 06:16:00 AM
Hey, that's a good news !

Congrats swaggie  :)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: hblair on June 21, 2001, 07:12:00 AM
Great to hear that Swager. Kids change your whole perspective on things. Glad to hear all is well.

Now, talk your wife into two more and you'll be caught up with me.  :)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Apache on June 21, 2001, 07:25:00 AM
Congratulations Swager!

I am glad to hear momma and baby are doing well. <S>!
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Ghosth on June 21, 2001, 07:27:00 AM
Congrats Swager!

Glad to hear everyone is healthy & doing ok  :)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: hazed- on June 21, 2001, 07:42:00 AM
wtg swager.... a swagette then???  :D


glad everyone is doing well <S>
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Ripsnort on June 21, 2001, 07:51:00 AM
WTG, Swager! <S> to you and your new born!
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Professor Fate on June 21, 2001, 09:07:00 AM
Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Swager!  

had to laugh abit when just the other day I saw '3weeks' then today SUPRISE apparently she has her own agenda   :)


Congratulations and WTG!

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Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Westy MOL on June 21, 2001, 09:12:00 AM
Woo HOOOOOO!!

Congrats!!!!  :D

  Westy
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: straffo on June 21, 2001, 09:22:00 AM
Congrats !
The easy part is done now you have just 18/25 year work to go  ;)

 
Quote
Originally posted by Swager:
(1:47 in the morning!!)
Obviously it's a bad start  :D
Got my daughter at 15:35 just after the sieste  :D (yes I was sleeping I'm an ugly man  :D)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Superfly on June 21, 2001, 09:35:00 AM
Congratulations Swager!   :)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Eagler on June 21, 2001, 09:38:00 AM
Congrats Swager!

Eagler
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: ygsmilo on June 21, 2001, 10:56:00 AM
Congrats Swag
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: BigGun on June 21, 2001, 11:28:00 AM
Congrats!!!!

My fourth & final came three weeks early to. I was back in Boston at the Ryder Cup, my wife still hasn't forgotten. I will be paying for that for many years. Enjoy & good luck!!

BgMAW
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: buhdman on June 21, 2001, 12:18:00 PM
Congratulations, Swager!  Now the real work begins   :eek:

Here's a little something for you and, especially, your wife.  I wrote this many years ago before the "shine" wore off.  I wish you two much happiness and much strength and many "tender embraces"!

Buhdman, out

-----------------

Tender Embrace

Mother  and  child,  in  tender  embrace,
  caught  up  in  a  moment  of  joy
     and  grace.
Love  flows
  like  milk  from  a  nurturing  breast,
  as  mother  and  child  share
    a  moment  of  rest.

A  moment  to  rest.
  A  moment  to  feed.
    A  moment  to  satisfy  a  need.
A  moment  to  savor  with  gentle  caress.
A  moment  of  peace
  in  a  life  full  of  stress.

A  moment  to  bond  through  maternal  rite.
A  moment  for  two  special  souls  to  unite.
A  moment  to  tie  one  life  to  the  other
  with  the  love  that  grows
    between  child  and  mother.

Walt Barrow, © February 1987
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Dmitry on June 21, 2001, 12:26:00 PM
<S> and congrats!!!!!!!!!!
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Mox on June 21, 2001, 12:42:00 PM
Grats Swager!

Mox
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Nifty on June 21, 2001, 02:57:00 PM
May her smile warm your heart always.   :)

Then may her smile break many a heart as she gets older!   ;)

Congrats!  <S!>
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Gunthr on June 22, 2001, 01:56:00 PM
I'll add my best wishes here Swager... daughters are cool, I have 4 of them   :)

Gunthr
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Ozark on June 22, 2001, 03:14:00 PM
Congratulations Swager!  :)
My best wishes to you, your wife and the newest member of your family.

Ozark
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Wanker on June 22, 2001, 03:31:00 PM
WTG Swager! LOL Daddog, so true about the sleeping fantasy!  ;)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: bloom25 on June 22, 2001, 07:05:00 PM
WTG Swager (and especially Swager's wife.)  :)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: sax on June 22, 2001, 07:23:00 PM
Me, my wife, my kids, congragulate you and your wife on the newest member of your family.

Being a parent is knowing happiness beyond anything in your imagination.

Salute

Sax
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: R4M on June 22, 2001, 08:21:00 PM
Congrats to all the Swager family!  :)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Ash on June 23, 2001, 11:47:00 AM
Swager,

CONGRATULATIONS!  :D Glad to hear all is well with baby and Mom!

<S>
Ashr
3./JG2
"Swager's Angels"
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: mrfish on June 23, 2001, 03:33:00 PM
yeehoo!   :D
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Hangtime on June 23, 2001, 11:12:00 PM
A big thumbs up to Mama, a job well done.  :)

My wifes comment to me while she was delivering our daughter.. "You ever touch me again, I'll cut yer crank off."

Now, my daughter is 17, and I agree with the sentiment entirely.

Good luck to all three of yah, and God Bless!
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Heater on June 24, 2001, 10:07:00 AM
Congrats,

Have you opend a account for her yet??
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Betown on June 24, 2001, 12:16:00 PM
So if you have a child that means that you and... Did...    :eek: Uck... That's discussing.....
<puke>

LOL   :)

Congrads Dude!
WTG!
Wish you the best of luck, even though you are not ever going to get any sleep for close to the next 8 months   :)

If you ever need any advice, don't come to me because I don't have a clue    :confused:
Go see daddog   :D

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Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Swager on June 27, 2001, 11:28:00 AM
Little Update!

Wife and kid came home on Saturday (23th) and all is well.

Im learning some amazing things!

Get this.  I learned that when the little girl gets cranky I just start the vacumn cleaner and she settles right down!   :)

She can sit in a toejamty diaper for hours, but if she has a little pee-pee in her diaper she lets us know right away!! Weird

You others with kids, are there any strange techniques you used to settle the kid down?

Tricks of the having children trade!    :)

Swager Out!!

Oh BTW Heater, I will not be getting my little girl a AH account.  My wife said one of my jobs as the father was to keep her away from society's rif-raf. So unfortunatly the AH account was diss-allowed.  <G>   :)

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Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Frodo on June 27, 2001, 11:50:00 AM
CONGRATS!  Your life as you know it now,is over.   :D

Frodo


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Lt. Ralph "KIDD" Hofer

(Teamwork is essential....it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.)
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Gunthr on June 29, 2001, 09:29:00 AM
Swager, here is a method that I have used to calm my six year old daughter from day one when she was an infant:

Sit on the side of the bed. Hold her firmly to your chest with both your arms wrapped around her. Its important to hold her real tight as it makes her feel secure. Then start bouncing slowly up and down as you sit there, using your legs to push up, down, up, down. It must be rythmic. Hum while you do this. Dont hum a song, just humm. As you bounce up and down, the tone in your humming will have a rythmic varience. It is easy to keep this up for a long time. You can tell that they like it, because they will trance out on ya.

Have fun  :) Enjoy it while you can...
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Pepe on June 29, 2001, 09:33:00 AM
Congrats for the baby   :)

My condolences for your sleeptime   ;)

Pepe
Title: The Swager baby
Post by: Westy MOL on June 29, 2001, 10:18:00 AM
Well, it's a life long learning session you entered Swager. But it is the best     :)

 Try using mobiles and props with a black/red checkered pattern. It really rivets them and occupies thier attention a lot.

 Babies LOVE Mozart. No bull

 The wind up swing thing. Most kids love them.
 
 Small two ounce bottles of water, not juice, to offest between feedings. Helped my son.

 Rocking chair to help mom/dad to rock the baby to sleep or to just calm her.


 OH!!! They also LOVE "The Three Stooges" "Monty Python" and "Benny Hill" reruns!!!   ;)


   -  Westy

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