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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Lab Rat 3947 on October 07, 2013, 05:32:25 AM
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In my humble opinion, I firmly believe that football needs to add one more bowl game to its schedule.
The Toilet Bowl.
Here is the criteria:
1. The worst team in each league will play in The Toilet Bowl.
2. The loser of the game gets The Toilet Bowl Trophy.
3. The The Toilet Bowl Trophy is to be placed on display at their homefield, in a prominent place for their fans to behold.
4. The Toilet Bowl Trophy will be a battered and partially deflated football (their dreams of victory) wedged in the toilet bowl(where their dreams of victory ended up).
5. The halftime show will star what ever Hollywood/entertainment industry train wreck that is not currently serving time, under house arrest, in rehab, etc.
Football Fans America unite! Demand to make the schedule complete! Give us The Toilet Bowl! :old:
LtngRydr
P.S. It makes sense to me
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:rofl lemme guess, your team failed again...
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In my humble opinion, I firmly believe that football needs to add one more bowl game to its schedule.
The Toilet Bowl.
Here is the criteria:
1. The worst team in each league will play in The Toilet Bowl.
2. The loser of the game gets The Toilet Bowl Trophy.
3. The The Toilet Bowl Trophy is to be placed on display at their homefield, in a prominent place for their fans to behold.
4. The Toilet Bowl Trophy will be a battered and partially deflated football (their dreams of victory) wedged in the toilet bowl(where their dreams of victory ended up).
5. The halftime show will star what ever Hollywood/entertainment industry train wreck that is not currently serving time, under house arrest, in rehab, etc.
Football Fans America unite! Demand to make the schedule complete! Give us The Toilet Bowl! :old:
LtngRydr
P.S. It makes sense to me
I like the concept.
Having it in New Jersey every year would be fitting and complete the idea :aok
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In all honesty, I'm not really a sports fan and don't have a favorite football team.
However, I do really enjoy watching basketball, if I happen to turn on the TV. In which case it would be the Celtics, because of my Dad. He was born in Brockton, Mass.
But if you asked if I could name all the basketball teams I would not be able to do it. Pro Sports are not that important to me. If it a choice between something good on the History, National Geographics, Military channels, etc., then I will watch that instead.
I will watch the 9 Ball championships when they are on. I've been playing pool since I was 12. I'm 66 now.
As for this joke about The Toilet Bowl, I've been kidding my sports fans friends with this for about 5 years now.
And now I decided to share this thought with my fellow cartoon pilots.
But the more that I think about it, and considering all the moronic "reality" shows that are now on TV, why not?
Who knows, maybe it does have potential. :D
LtngRydr :old:
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It will never happen. You might as well flush the idea
68valu
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So the half time show will be a band called "The Floaters and Sinkers?"
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So the half time show will be a band called "The Floaters and Sinkers?"
The ideas roll in!! :aok
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I think the winners should all get a turd rolled in sugar.
68valu
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I think the winners should all get a turd rolled in sugar.
68valu
How about glazed? Might preserve it longer...
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So the half time show will be a band called "The Floaters and Sinkers?"
Close but you forgot one; "Floaters, Sinkers and Stinkers"
LtngRydr :old:
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For me, all floaters and sinkers are stinkers
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It needs a bowl game I could attend.
Long story, too much detail for here, but I loooooooooves me some college football, bucket-list stuff.
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I like the concept.
Having it in New Jersey every year would be fitting and complete the idea :aok
Especially if Philly and the Giants were the teams that played every year :neener:
:cheers: Oz
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The Pro Bowl pretty much is the Toilet Bowl. :old: