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Title: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: puller on October 18, 2013, 02:58:06 PM: You might be a redneck if your Craigslist posting looks like this...

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E (http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E)

I thought I was a redneck.... :lol
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: Curval on October 18, 2013, 03:03:04 PM: All that writing tells me he's no redneck. :D
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: BoilerDown on October 18, 2013, 03:05:48 PM: Quote
Does the 4WD work?
Hell yes. Like a Dickensian Orphan.

Not a redneck. Is too well read and written.
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: puller on October 18, 2013, 03:10:43 PM: Quote from: BoilerDown on October 18, 2013, 03:05:48 PM
Not a redneck. Is too well read and written.

I feel offended....most of us true rednecks are well versed in all the fine arts...and have a solid grasp of the English language...that guy is the definition of redneck...all the rest are dumb hillbillies
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: Vudu15 on October 18, 2013, 04:22:59 PM: I would have to agree with Puller just because you are a redneck doesnt mean youre an idiot.
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: gyrene81 on October 18, 2013, 06:01:00 PM: :rofl i love this part...

Quote
-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: Copprhed on October 18, 2013, 08:00:39 PM: In! I agree with puller and vudu
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: helbent on October 19, 2013, 05:03:24 PM: :lol :cheers:

My fav part

-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

:salute :aok
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: bagrat on October 19, 2013, 06:24:42 PM: :rofl nice find.
one time on craigslist someone was trying to sell their mom. They said "she still cooks, they've just grown tired of her."
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: Mano on October 20, 2013, 01:20:24 AM: (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-N8UTffYdrf8/T9atJp83diI/AAAAAAAAIk0/ao8UuE9e7FE/s400/redneck_medical_terms.jpg)
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: bagrat on October 20, 2013, 08:24:12 PM: if you got your nipple ripped off by a beaver.......youuuuu might be a redneck :D
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: fbEagle on October 21, 2013, 01:49:11 PM: :rofl :D
Title: Re: You might be a redneck if....
Post by: bortas1 on October 21, 2013, 03:28:29 PM: Quote from: bagrat on October 20, 2013, 08:24:12 PM
if you got your nipple ripped off by a beaver.......youuuuu might be a redneck :D
:salute umm that's bitten off.