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Title: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: ridley1 on November 25, 2013, 07:36:41 PM
CROW KILLS
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A BirdPathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
Title: Re: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: Saxman on November 25, 2013, 07:50:00 PM
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070115040142/mst3k/images/1/12/Crowsolo.jpg)

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Title: Re: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: M0nkey_Man on November 25, 2013, 08:24:32 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: Meatwad on November 25, 2013, 08:44:10 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: ozrocker on November 26, 2013, 08:09:19 AM
 :rofl



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Title: Re: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: gyrene81 on November 26, 2013, 09:59:28 AM
 :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :lol
Title: Re: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: Shuffler on November 26, 2013, 12:58:54 PM
DOH!!
Title: Re: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: BreakingBad on November 26, 2013, 01:05:11 PM
Good one.  I remember as a kid I had a friend who's dad would pay a bounty of $1 per crow.  This was in Northern California with lots of agriculture. 
Title: Re: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: Wildcatdad on November 26, 2013, 03:55:24 PM
That just made my day. That was the best joke i have heard in a while. :rofl :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Large Crow Kill off
Post by: WEZEL on November 26, 2013, 06:46:50 PM
 :lol  :aok