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Title: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 11:18:50 AM
Wish you a Merry Christmas and pwn you...
http://mashable.com/2013/12/19/chuck-norris-epic-split/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: APDrone on December 19, 2013, 11:22:20 AM
 :rofl :rofl

Damn.. that hurts just to watch..

Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Triton28 on December 19, 2013, 11:45:26 AM
 :rofl :rofl

That's awesome
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: deadstikmac on December 19, 2013, 12:02:48 PM
Here is the Volvo w/ VanDamme  :cheers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0P_Ded5cbs




Edit:

Scooters!!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9NE0BKE51g
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: waystin2 on December 19, 2013, 12:59:28 PM
When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his dad that he was the man of the house now. :aok
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 02:03:35 PM
Sidearms carry Chuck Norris for personal protection
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: waystin2 on December 19, 2013, 02:25:54 PM
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 02:39:59 PM
Chuck Norris can kill you over the phone
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Triton28 on December 19, 2013, 02:41:05 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down. 
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: waystin2 on December 19, 2013, 02:51:40 PM
Chuck Norris got pulled over by the cops, he let them off with a warning.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Fulcrum on December 19, 2013, 02:54:32 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jVh4QM8fO7M/T9m-BMYnLGI/AAAAAAAAJco/YD3dvVixkaQ/s1600/190390.120chuck_norris_mordor_.jpg)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 03:04:32 PM
Chuck Norris once caught a 90 yard  touchdown pass...from himself
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Post by: waystin2 on December 19, 2013, 03:10:15 PM
When Chuck Norris slices onions, they cry.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 03:17:02 PM
When Chuck Norris flexes his muscles, your shirt rips
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 03:20:25 PM
Santa sits on Chuck Norris lap
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Post by: waystin2 on December 19, 2013, 03:23:05 PM
Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Plawranc on December 19, 2013, 03:39:28 PM
They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it back to "Broadway". Because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Kingpin on December 19, 2013, 03:51:01 PM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 04:16:10 PM
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he taught his parents to stay away from strangers
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 04:18:17 PM
Chuck Norris sends his emails through the postal service
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 04:20:08 PM
Chuck Norris won the Tpur De France running
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 04:23:32 PM
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 04:24:11 PM
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris
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Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 04:26:05 PM
Attention pays Chuck Norris
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Post by: Changeup on December 19, 2013, 04:27:33 PM
When sheep can't sleep, they count Chuck Norrises
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: bustr on December 19, 2013, 04:30:37 PM
In Korea where Chuck first learned Tang Soo Do while he was a USAF Air Policeman. It wasn't because he wanted to learn karate. It was the only way the little Korean man was willing to sell him real Korean Kimchi. Real kimchi is so bad, first you learn karate or it eats you.

2 cups dried red pepper flakes and 1 cup raw garlic to every gallon of cabbage. Oh and 2 year old rotted fermented shrimp paste. Or fermented fish, or fermented squid....fermented something dead and stinky.

There is truth to crapping thunder and lightning.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Kingpin on December 19, 2013, 04:40:15 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats death fair and square.



(On a side note: I challenge Bustr to tell a one-liner. Ever.   :D)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: DaveBB on December 19, 2013, 05:42:55 PM
In Korea where Chuck first learned Tang Soo Do while he was a USAF Air Policeman. It wasn't because he wanted to learn karate. It was the only way the little Korean man was willing to sell him real Korean Kimchi. Real kimchi is so bad, first you learn karate or it eats you.

2 cups dried red pepper flakes and 1 cup raw garlic to every gallon of cabbage. Oh and 2 year old rotted fermented shrimp paste. Or fermented fish, or fermented squid....fermented something dead and stinky.

There is truth to crapping thunder and lightning.

Chuck said he learned Karate as a kid because he was being bullied.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: bustr on December 19, 2013, 07:48:22 PM
Learned it in Korea when he was stationed there in the late 50's as an AP. Very few people knew anything about chop saki in the US during the 50's. The bullied story was to inspire children.

His real name is Carlos Norris.

I'm what happens when you get older than dirt. Eventually you will run into everything 30 or 40 years before everyone today thinks it's new. One liners are for wussies with 30 years to go.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: BaldEagl on December 19, 2013, 10:56:49 PM
When bustr speaks, Chuck Norris can turn it into a one-liner.
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Post by: mechanic on December 19, 2013, 11:11:24 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: bortas1 on December 19, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
 :salute great video and jokes great too.
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Post by: BluBerry on December 19, 2013, 11:26:47 PM
When bustr speaks, Chuck Norris can turn it into a one-liner.

 :lol
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Nathan60 on December 20, 2013, 02:18:00 AM
When bustr speaks, Chuck Norris can turn it into a one-liner.
:aok
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: Kingpin on December 20, 2013, 02:22:48 AM
When bustr speaks, Chuck Norris can turn it into a one-liner.

And we have a winner!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: puller on December 20, 2013, 10:40:09 AM
Chuck Norris rubs ice together to start a fire.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta
Post by: waystin2 on December 20, 2013, 10:44:05 AM
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in funeral.