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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: BaldEagl on January 18, 2014, 05:16:32 PM
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DirecTV’s “Get Rid of Cable” Commercials are a series of TV advertisements for the American satellite TV company illustrating various hypothetical scenarios that lead to regrettable misfortunes as a result of cable TV service outage.
I'm sure most of your have seen these. If you haven't they are posted here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v-JuG6YMqI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v-JuG6YMqI)
Let's play with Aces High. It's ok to create multipe branches off the same response so in all cases quote the line you are responding to. We'll see how far we get then we can start over with a new opening. I'll get things started:
When you spawn into a spawn camp, bad things can happen. When bad things happen...
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You shoot a Panzer with a Wirbel, when you shoot a Panzer with a wirbel, you get frustrated...
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When you get frustrated, you up a Tempest...when you up a Tempest you lose said Tempest and related perk points to some dweeb named "Latrobe" (whoever that guy is) in a freaking 109F of all things! When you...
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Lose a Tempest to a dweeb named "Latrobe" in a 109F you come on the BBS and complain. Don't come onto the BBS and complain, switch to airplanes and stay out of GVs so you can get better than Latrobe.
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When you up a Spitfire, people make fun of you...when people make fun you....
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When you up a Spitfire, people make fun of you...when people make fun you....
Switch to an La-7. When you switch to an La-7...
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you die quickly in a horde of bish and get mad. When you get mad, you up B17s to show everyone you can be a Billy Bad Arse gunner like 999000...When you up B17s to show everyone you are a Billy Bad Arse like 999000, you....
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shop at garage sales to find an old leather football helmet to wear while flying buffs like 999000...when you shop at garage sales...
(http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac300/Changeup1/warrender_herbert_frederick_voyy-1-1.jpg) (http://s909.photobucket.com/user/Changeup1/media/warrender_herbert_frederick_voyy-1-1.jpg.html)
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You end up buying a Russian bomber with 20mm cannons and 8 500Ib bombs that will make GVers cry... when you make GVers cry
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You end up buying a Russian bomber with 20mm cannons and 8 500Ib bombs that will make GVers cry... when you make GVers cry
When you make GVers cry, you ruin the sequence of hypothetical regrettable situations because nothing is regrettable about making GVers cry. :ahand
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they will come to the bbs to whine and cry, when they whine and cry...
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When they come to the BBS to whine and cry, nobody listens to GV's whining and crying so....
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When they come to the BBS to whine and cry, nobody listens to GV's whining and crying so....
When they whine and cry and no one listens to them whine and cry their mother's get worried. When their mother's get worried...
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She's starts buying guns, when mother starts buying guns...
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When mothers start buying guns, they become mother Russia, and when she becomes mother Russia you get...
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VODKA!!
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VODKA!!
When you get Vodka you drink too much. When you drink too much...
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This happens
(http://www.check-six.com/images/N6487J-inTree.jpg)
When this happens....
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When you get Vodka you drink too much. When you drink too much...
You start missing work. When you start missing work......
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You start missing work. When you start missing work......
you get fired. when you get fired.......
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You start buying dangerous farm animals to keep you company...
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You start buying dangerous farm animals to keep you company...
When you start buying dangerous farm animals you ignore your sheep. When you ignore your sheep...
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When you start buying dangerous farm animals you ignore your sheep. When you ignore your sheep...
The sheep start multiplying, when the sheep start multiplying...
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The bishops steal them
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The bishops steal them
When the bishops steal your sheep, the spies come out...
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when the spiez come out, players become paranoid. ..
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when the spiez come out, players become paranoid. ..
When players become paranoid, everybody starts to hunt them down...
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When everyone hunts them down, they becomes hordes...
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When they become hordes they ruin good fights....
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when they ruin good fights, the ch 200 wars begin....
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When channel 200 wars begin, someone gets mass reported...
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When someone gets mass reported, they call Skuzzy. When someone that was mass reported calls Skuzzy...
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When someone gets mass reported, they call Skuzzy. When someone that was mass reported calls Skuzzy...
When someone that was mass reported calls Skuzzy, Skuzzy gets angry. When Skuzzy gets angry....
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the banhammer comes out, when the banhammer comes out....
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When the banhammer comes out, someone mentions Midway.....
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When the banhammer comes out, someone mentions Midway.....
when someone mentions Midway, bad things happen when bad things happen.......
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Midway thrives on the chaos
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When midway thrives on the chaos, Hitech gets drunk when Hitech gets drunk...........
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Planes shoot rubber bullets, when planes shoot rubber bullets...
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you die quickly in a horde of bish and get mad. When you get mad, you up B17s to show everyone you can be a Billy Bad Arse gunner like 999000...When you up B17s to show everyone you are a Billy Bad Arse like 999000, you....
I up b17s into the horde. I kills some and the rest waste ammo and alt on me. I'm in it for the team...go team!
<S> 999000
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Planes shoot rubber bullets, when planes shoot rubber bullets...
...you blame your ISP but other players don't believe you....
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...you blame your ISP but other players don't believe you....
(Please finish...youre screwing it up for the rest of that are getting trolled)
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(Please finish...youre screwing it up for the rest of that are getting trolled)
lol...sorry...momentary lapse of concentration as I watched Richard Sherman acting the fool after the Seattle / SF game...
*ahem*
...when you blame your ISP but other players don't believe you, you post film on the forum. When you post film on the forum....
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you accidently attach the link to a porn site...when you accidently post a link to a porn site...
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you accidently attach the link to a porn site...when you accidently post a link to a porn site...
When you accidently post a link to a porn site things begin to come up. When things begin to come up...
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Skuzzy gets mad....then Skuzzy gets happy...then Skuzzy smokes a cigarette...when Skuzzy smokes a cigarette...
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When Skuzzy smokes a cigarette, the lights falls on his lap and causes a fire there..... :x
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When Skuzzy catches on fire he runs about flailing his arms and trips over the server cables, when Skuzzy trips over the server cables..
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When Skuzzy catches on fire he runs about flailing his arms and trips over the server cables, when Skuzzy trips over the server cables..
There is a mass disco, when there is a mass disco...
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There is a mass disco, when there is a mass disco...
Everyone runs around the yard with their arms out making airplane noises, when everyone runs around the yard making airplane noises...
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Everyone runs around the yard with their arms out making airplane noises, when everyone runs around the yard making airplane noises...
When everyone runs around the yard making airplane noises, Mitsu gets annoyed and releases a new sound pack, when Mitsu gets annoyed and releases a new sound pack...
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The community rejoices
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The community rejoices
When the community rejoices, Dale thinks his job is done and we don't get new maps. Don't let Dale think his job is done.
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The community rejoices
When the community rejoices they set off a minor geological tremor. When they set off a minor geological tremor...
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When the community rejoices, Dale thinks his job is done and we don't get new maps. Don't let Dale think his job is done.
If you're going to end it you have to do so properly. In this case...
Don't let Dale think his job is done. Don't up a Spitfire.
Then you have to start a new game.
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OK. I'll start a new game:
When you come to the BBs with aircraft performance questions mtnman brings out his falconry analogies. When mtnman brings out his falconry analogies...