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Title: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: BaldEagl on January 26, 2014, 03:52:56 AM
It's been several years since we brought you our first Aces High self help book, Learn to S.O.A.R.:

(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/Turkey_Vulture.jpg) (http://s707.photobucket.com/user/imbe/media/Turkey_Vulture.jpg.html)

After anemic sales it's time to introduce book two in the series; How to Spy in Aces High:

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It's BIGGER and BETTER than our last book.

Yes, now YOU can learn the secrets of spying in Aces High.  In no time you'll be a SUPERSPY, despised by Mission Planners and Armchair Generals everywhere.

Winning the war will no longer be a matter of hording (*approved by The Fugative), but simply directing resources to unsuspecting targets.

As an added bonus we'll send you, absolutely free, How to Shoot Through Trees and Over Hills; The Definitive Guide to GV Cheating.  Wait... no, we won't.  Nevermind.

Buy Now!  Only $2.95

Brought to you by Another Worthless Friday Post Productions
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: MrKrabs on January 26, 2014, 04:25:31 AM
When is the "Channel 200 - Special Edition" going to be released?
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Drane on January 26, 2014, 04:41:25 AM
call 1-800-RAT-U-OUT for details....
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: XxDaSTaRxx on January 26, 2014, 09:21:28 AM
 :noid
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: caldera on January 26, 2014, 09:25:08 AM
Learn the Secrets of:

Looking at the Map



 :lol  :aok
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: colmbo on January 26, 2014, 09:56:49 AM
I know a couple of people that need your book….


We upped a mission a couple of days ago while enemy aircraft were overhead the field as we departed NOE.  Surprise, surprise we were intercepted.  Some were moaning about "spies"…..
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: jamdive on January 26, 2014, 09:59:56 AM
I just ask airjer.
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: XxDaSTaRxx on January 26, 2014, 10:02:10 AM
Brought to you by Another Worthless Friday Post Productions
:lol
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: kvuo75 on January 26, 2014, 12:13:50 PM
 :aok


locate spawn points  :noid
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Wiley on January 26, 2014, 12:49:12 PM
I know a couple of people that need your book….


We upped a mission a couple of days ago while enemy aircraft were overhead the field as we departed NOE.  Surprise, surprise we were intercepted.  Some were moaning about "spies"…..

Don't know whether to :rofl or  :bhead.

Wiley.
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: ReVo on January 26, 2014, 12:51:48 PM
I find the lack of desire for combat in this combat game disturbing.
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Arlo on January 26, 2014, 12:53:30 PM
I find the lack of desire for combat in this combat game disturbing.

This thread isn't about that.  ;)
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: pembquist on January 26, 2014, 12:57:05 PM
I find the lack of desire for combat in this combat game disturbing.

I think you mean disappointing. Disturbing is finding a pinky in your fruit pie.
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: matt on January 26, 2014, 01:06:15 PM
Who's a spy  :noid
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Arlo on January 26, 2014, 01:38:37 PM
I think you mean disappointing. Disturbing is finding a pinky in your fruit pie.

There must be a story in this.
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Masherbrum on January 26, 2014, 01:41:20 PM
zOMFG Spiz!!!     :noid
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Bear on January 26, 2014, 01:53:59 PM
  Who cares ??
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Arlo on January 26, 2014, 01:55:22 PM
Bear?  :)
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Bear on January 26, 2014, 01:59:28 PM
  Hi.   Arlo how are you ?
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Arlo on January 26, 2014, 02:01:59 PM
Just ducky. You've been missed by me and the guys. We mention you semi-regular-like. Drop by the forum and catch us up.   :)
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Bear on January 26, 2014, 02:14:38 PM
 Will do, take care.  salute.  Bear    :airplane:
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: BnZs on January 26, 2014, 06:47:54 PM
I think you mean disappointing. Disturbing is finding a pinky in your fruit pie.

Disturbing...OR...Protein bonus?
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Changeup on January 26, 2014, 07:41:54 PM
Disturbing...OR...Protein bonus?

I'm going to go with American Pie finger-temperature testing prior to the deed, Pembquist style  :D
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: ReVo on January 26, 2014, 09:36:09 PM
This thread isn't about that.  ;)

It is, actually. All the crying about spies boils down to "Waaaa we're going to have to fight because people upped to intercept us!"
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: lunatic1 on January 27, 2014, 12:41:28 PM
look there have been spy's in every war the u.s. has been in--why shouldn't this game be different....remember the spy's that were caught were either shot or turned...and maybe some imprisoned..nothing can bee done about it..EXCEPT SHOOT THE SPIES.
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Brooke on January 27, 2014, 06:52:37 PM
A review:

Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on).  Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that.  Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar.  This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping.  Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Chris79 on January 27, 2014, 06:56:33 PM
My only regret is that I have but one life to give for my country
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: mbailey on January 27, 2014, 07:37:16 PM
A review:

Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on).  Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that.  Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar.  This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping.  Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.

 :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: BaldEagl on January 27, 2014, 10:12:22 PM
A review:

Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on).  Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that.  Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar.  This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping.  Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.

 :rofl   :aok

Next:  Oprah's book club!

And it's only $2.95!
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: lunatic1 on January 28, 2014, 12:46:45 PM
A review:

Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on).  Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that.  Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar.  This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping.  Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.
that^^^reads so majestically--so grand-so/ so important.
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Arlo on January 28, 2014, 01:23:20 PM
I believe Brooke developed the fine art of the run-on sentence from hanging around me too much.  :D
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Brooke on January 28, 2014, 02:37:40 PM
The sentences are long, but not run on (which is two complete sentences joined without proper punctuation).  ;)
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Kingpin on January 28, 2014, 04:31:54 PM
A review:

Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on).  Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that.  Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar.  This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping.  Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.


Have you reviewed Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon yet, Brooke?  You're clearly worthy.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=azfs_379213722_TuscanWholeMilk_2?_encoding=UTF8&ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-5&pf_rd_r=0C8HX469AGC0SFT67VYJ&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_p=1608755502&pf_rd_i=1001
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Brooke on January 28, 2014, 05:30:21 PM

Have you reviewed Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon yet, Brooke?  You're clearly worthy.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=azfs_379213722_TuscanWholeMilk_2?_encoding=UTF8&ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-5&pf_rd_r=0C8HX469AGC0SFT67VYJ&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_p=1608755502&pf_rd_i=1001

Ah, the delicious bounty of nature that is Tuscan Whole Milk . . .

There is also the magnificent Three Wolf Moon Shirt:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I envision Shawk rocking the Three Wolf Moon shirt along with some Zubaz pants:

(http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Zubaz-Pants.jpg)
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: 999000 on January 28, 2014, 09:08:20 PM
OMG Zubaz!! Yes I'm not the only one!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: stealth on January 28, 2014, 10:19:13 PM
call 1-800-RAT-U-OUT for details....
Called it, I got some security company in Brazil.
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: BaldEagl on January 29, 2014, 12:36:53 AM
Called it, I got some security company in Brazil.

They are spies.

 :noid 
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: dmdchief on January 29, 2014, 02:06:24 AM
BALDEAGL, You sir have outdone your own self  :rock :rock :rock :banana: :banana: :banana:
SALUTE ! ! ! ! !
LOL
AB8AAC/dmdchief
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Brooke on January 29, 2014, 11:04:52 AM
Called it, I got some security company in Brazil.

 :noid

(http://img.movieberry.com/static/photos/1735/poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: Dragon on January 29, 2014, 02:43:28 PM

I envision Shawk rocking the Three Wolf Moon shirt along with some Zubaz pants:




 :lol

You would be 100% correct Brooke. 
Title: Re: Spying is Serious Business
Post by: XxDaSTaRxx on January 29, 2014, 08:09:11 PM
call 1-800-RAT-U-OUT for details....
I got some... adult... phone company that uhh... I don't want to talk about it.   :devil