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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: BaldEagl on January 26, 2014, 03:52:56 AM
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It's been several years since we brought you our first Aces High self help book, Learn to S.O.A.R.:
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After anemic sales it's time to introduce book two in the series; How to Spy in Aces High:
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It's BIGGER and BETTER than our last book.
Yes, now YOU can learn the secrets of spying in Aces High. In no time you'll be a SUPERSPY, despised by Mission Planners and Armchair Generals everywhere.
Winning the war will no longer be a matter of hording (*approved by The Fugative), but simply directing resources to unsuspecting targets.
As an added bonus we'll send you, absolutely free, How to Shoot Through Trees and Over Hills; The Definitive Guide to GV Cheating. Wait... no, we won't. Nevermind.
Buy Now! Only $2.95
Brought to you by Another Worthless Friday Post Productions
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When is the "Channel 200 - Special Edition" going to be released?
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call 1-800-RAT-U-OUT for details....
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:noid
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Learn the Secrets of:
Looking at the Map
:lol :aok
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I know a couple of people that need your book….
We upped a mission a couple of days ago while enemy aircraft were overhead the field as we departed NOE. Surprise, surprise we were intercepted. Some were moaning about "spies"…..
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I just ask airjer.
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Brought to you by Another Worthless Friday Post Productions
:lol
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:aok
locate spawn points :noid
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I know a couple of people that need your book….
We upped a mission a couple of days ago while enemy aircraft were overhead the field as we departed NOE. Surprise, surprise we were intercepted. Some were moaning about "spies"…..
Don't know whether to :rofl or :bhead.
Wiley.
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I find the lack of desire for combat in this combat game disturbing.
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I find the lack of desire for combat in this combat game disturbing.
This thread isn't about that. ;)
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I find the lack of desire for combat in this combat game disturbing.
I think you mean disappointing. Disturbing is finding a pinky in your fruit pie.
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Who's a spy :noid
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I think you mean disappointing. Disturbing is finding a pinky in your fruit pie.
There must be a story in this.
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zOMFG Spiz!!! :noid
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Who cares ??
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Bear? :)
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Hi. Arlo how are you ?
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Just ducky. You've been missed by me and the guys. We mention you semi-regular-like. Drop by the forum and catch us up. :)
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Will do, take care. salute. Bear :airplane:
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I think you mean disappointing. Disturbing is finding a pinky in your fruit pie.
Disturbing...OR...Protein bonus?
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Disturbing...OR...Protein bonus?
I'm going to go with American Pie finger-temperature testing prior to the deed, Pembquist style :D
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This thread isn't about that. ;)
It is, actually. All the crying about spies boils down to "Waaaa we're going to have to fight because people upped to intercept us!"
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look there have been spy's in every war the u.s. has been in--why shouldn't this game be different....remember the spy's that were caught were either shot or turned...and maybe some imprisoned..nothing can bee done about it..EXCEPT SHOOT THE SPIES.
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A review:
Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on). Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that. Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar. This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping. Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.
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My only regret is that I have but one life to give for my country
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A review:
Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on). Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that. Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar. This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping. Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.
:rofl :aok
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A review:
Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on). Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that. Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar. This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping. Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.
:rofl :aok
Next: Oprah's book club!
And it's only $2.95!
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A review:
Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on). Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that. Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar. This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping. Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.
that^^^reads so majestically--so grand-so/ so important.
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I believe Brooke developed the fine art of the run-on sentence from hanging around me too much. :D
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The sentences are long, but not run on (which is two complete sentences joined without proper punctuation). ;)
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A review:
Few are the tomes that span the hierarchies of literature, from artistic classics (such as Shakespeare's plays, A Tale of Two Cities, The Sound and the Fury, and the Iliad) to the upper end of the intensely practical and informative (Basic Economics, by Sowell, the OED, the Feynman Lectures on Physics, the Elements of Style, and so on). Ratman's masterful "How to Spy in Aces High" does just that. Not only is it a practical guide, invaluable to the Aces High pilot and as a life guide even to those who have never set virtual foot inside an Aces High arena, but its sublime prose is sure, after a brief passage of time sufficient for its recognition, to place it among those artistic greats with which the world is so familiar. This is a work so brilliant and so important that it should be eagerly read at the earliest opportunity, taking precedence over any of life's tasks that are of lesser importance, which given the magnitude of this work, is most of them, including eating and sleeping. Please join me in welcoming a new literary giant and applauding his towering and astonishing achievement.
Have you reviewed Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon yet, Brooke? You're clearly worthy.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=azfs_379213722_TuscanWholeMilk_2?_encoding=UTF8&ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-5&pf_rd_r=0C8HX469AGC0SFT67VYJ&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_p=1608755502&pf_rd_i=1001
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Have you reviewed Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon yet, Brooke? You're clearly worthy.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=azfs_379213722_TuscanWholeMilk_2?_encoding=UTF8&ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-5&pf_rd_r=0C8HX469AGC0SFT67VYJ&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_p=1608755502&pf_rd_i=1001
Ah, the delicious bounty of nature that is Tuscan Whole Milk . . .
There is also the magnificent Three Wolf Moon Shirt:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
I envision Shawk rocking the Three Wolf Moon shirt along with some Zubaz pants:
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OMG Zubaz!! Yes I'm not the only one!!!!!!!
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call 1-800-RAT-U-OUT for details....
Called it, I got some security company in Brazil.
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Called it, I got some security company in Brazil.
They are spies.
:noid
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BALDEAGL, You sir have outdone your own self :rock :rock :rock :banana: :banana: :banana:
SALUTE ! ! ! ! !
LOL
AB8AAC/dmdchief
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Called it, I got some security company in Brazil.
:noid
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I envision Shawk rocking the Three Wolf Moon shirt along with some Zubaz pants:
:lol
You would be 100% correct Brooke.
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call 1-800-RAT-U-OUT for details....
I got some... adult... phone company that uhh... I don't want to talk about it. :devil