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Title: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: rpm on February 06, 2014, 10:46:00 PM: (http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19elrt4if4i03png/ku-xlarge.png)
Jared Lorenzen, formerly of Kentucky Wildcat and New York Giant fame was best known as Eli Manning's dump truck of a backup. Now he's a dump truck of a nose tackle, playing quarterback.

Last year, Lorenzen signed with the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League, hoping to recapture the magic he enjoyed with the team in 2011 when he threw for 3,473 yards and 81 touchdowns.

Lorenzen, listed at 6'4", 320 (and the same number of Super Bowl rings as Peyton Manning and Brett Favre) still has what it takes to win. The Hefty Lefty led the River Monsters to a 36-20 victory over the Bluegrass Warhorses.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/20140204/4970732/jared-lorenzen-o.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vt1CBiRgwIQ
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Slate on February 07, 2014, 10:13:30 AM: What was the number of that truck that hit me? :rolleyes: :D
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: BluBerry on February 07, 2014, 12:54:08 PM: Quote from: rpm on February 06, 2014, 10:46:00 PM
Now he's a dump truck of a nose tackle, playing quarterback.

:lol
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: bacon8tr on February 07, 2014, 10:48:25 PM: Wow :O.
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Wildcatdad on February 08, 2014, 09:02:31 AM: Wat....
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: icepac on February 09, 2014, 10:45:24 AM: His hands and reach so big he can simply hold the ball far away from the opponents to keep it from getting knocked out.

That is some amazing agility.
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: NatCigg on February 09, 2014, 10:31:45 PM: This guy can play. No doubt about it. College level, walk on to the pros, bush league general, a true player. Its amazing the blurry line he draws between standard and exceptional.

Kudos, :cheers:
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: megadud on February 10, 2014, 04:05:21 AM: He broke his leg in the gam,e yesterday and is out the rest of the season. Had to be carried off the field....
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: rpm on February 10, 2014, 08:15:33 AM: Dang. :(
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Slate on February 10, 2014, 09:38:10 AM: Quote from: megadud on February 10, 2014, 04:05:21 AM
He broke his leg in the gam,e yesterday and is out the rest of the season. Had to be carried off the field....

Dam that suks but with mass comes a penalty from gravity. :eek:
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: BoilerDown on February 10, 2014, 04:52:06 PM: When he played at Kentucky I would go out of my way to watch his games even though I had no interest in Kentucky football. I remember a game when he was banged up and his linemen had to carry him down the field to the next ball spot after a completion. Now that was a crazy thing to see.
Title: Re: The Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Nathan60 on February 10, 2014, 05:08:38 PM: Quote from: BoilerDown on February 10, 2014, 04:52:06 PM
When he played at Kentucky I would go out of my way to watch his games even though I had no interest in Kentucky football. I remember a game when he was banged up and his linemen had to carry him down the field to the next ball spot after a completion. Now that was a crazy thing to see.

Me aswell, he always seemed to have monster games against Georgia