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Title: Cabin announcement
Post by: xbrit on February 08, 2014, 07:43:55 AM

  Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York . 

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!" 

 

  Silence followed.

 

  Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, Im sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

 

  From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled.......

 

  "For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!"

Title: Re: Cabin announcement
Post by: ozrocker on February 08, 2014, 08:46:38 AM

 :rofl :rofl



                                                                                                                                                    :cheers: Oz

Title: Re: Cabin announcement
Post by: bacon8tr on February 08, 2014, 09:19:53 AM

 :rofl  :aok

Title: Re: Cabin announcement
Post by: gyrene81 on February 08, 2014, 09:44:20 AM

 :rofl  :rofl  :lol

Title: Re: Cabin announcement
Post by: wpeters on February 08, 2014, 10:49:09 AM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Cabin announcement
Post by: Tinkles on February 08, 2014, 02:48:12 PM

 :rofl

 :aok

Title: Re: Cabin announcement
Post by: Devil 505 on February 08, 2014, 07:46:08 PM

 :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Cabin announcement
Post by: GScholz on February 08, 2014, 11:36:05 PM

 :rofl :aok