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Title: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: GScholz on March 07, 2014, 11:22:43 AM
 :uhoh :bolt:

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26232318/two-sentence-horror.jpg)

Anyone got more?
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: Rogue9Volt on March 07, 2014, 11:38:25 AM
The smell was ghastly, their screams and wails were horrifying... Just when they thought their suffering was over, I farted again.
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: DaCoon on March 07, 2014, 11:58:52 AM
Quote from: Rogue9Volt on March 07, 2014, 11:38:25 AM
The smell was ghastly, their screams and wails were horrifying... Just when they thought their suffering was over, I farted again.

    :rofl  :rofl  :rofl
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: Copprhed on March 07, 2014, 12:04:00 PM
I've got the best one, can't be beat!

The AH forum was going on as usual. Then Midway came back.
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: GScholz on March 07, 2014, 12:32:20 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: Zoney on March 07, 2014, 02:05:57 PM
As I walk I can see an apparition at he end of the hallway, an old man, worn out and stooped from the passage of time.  As I draw near I see it is a mirror at the end of the hallway.
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: mechanic on March 07, 2014, 02:12:19 PM
Some papers in an envelope are thrust through my letter box. It's time to do tax returns.
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: Dragon on March 07, 2014, 03:07:38 PM

Cautiously, but with the determination of a man who recently suffered multiple heartaches, the man lifted what remained of his existence and felt it slowly drain away into the empty pit that was his life.  When he put his glass down, he realized he had missed "last call".
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: ink on March 07, 2014, 03:17:11 PM
Quote from: Rogue9Volt on March 07, 2014, 11:38:25 AM
The smell was ghastly, their screams and wails were horrifying... Just when they thought their suffering was over, I farted again.


 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: Meatwad on March 07, 2014, 09:10:13 PM
I am eating bacon. Now i just ran out
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: guncrasher on March 07, 2014, 09:29:24 PM
come over tonight, nobody is home.  dont worry about protection,  I am on the pill.



semp
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: BluBerry on March 07, 2014, 09:37:18 PM
Do you have weed?

No I do not.
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: ridley1 on March 08, 2014, 05:58:26 PM
The wife said it was that time. She sent me to the store to buy pads.
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: Meatwad on March 08, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
Quote from: ridley1 on March 08, 2014, 05:58:26 PM
The wife said it was that time. She sent me to the store to buy pads.

Its actually not that scary
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: ozrocker on March 08, 2014, 07:01:06 PM
Watched a movie. Saw Kathy Bates topless.
Now THAT was scary :aok





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Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: Pepprr on March 08, 2014, 07:20:36 PM
Quote from: Rogue9Volt on March 07, 2014, 11:38:25 AM
The smell was ghastly, their screams and wails were horrifying... Just when they thought their suffering was over, I farted again.

I have lived that nightmare before...  :O 
...men  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: GScholz on March 08, 2014, 09:16:58 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
Post by: Dragon Tamer on March 08, 2014, 10:58:59 PM
It's that time of the month. My girlfriend found my man cave.