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Title: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: pipz on March 08, 2014, 07:49:03 AM
I hear Jamaica is getting uppity! We need sanctions and troops. Who's in?  :old:
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: zack1234 on March 08, 2014, 07:57:51 AM
Are they invading ?
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Blinder on March 08, 2014, 10:16:39 AM
I'm in. I think I'll send a small occupation force to this strategic location:

(http://islandbuzzjamaica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Negril-Jamaica.jpg)

We'll hold this vital ground for a few weeks. You know ... just until things calm down.

It's a dirty job, but I'm willing to take one for the team.  :salute
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Brooke on March 08, 2014, 01:17:52 PM
The administration will set a red line, which cannot be crossed.  That will show those Jamaicans!
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: morfiend on March 08, 2014, 05:28:00 PM
 This just in Canada has kicked the Jamacian bobsled team out of the country!

   It appears they were on a training course outside of Calgary,they were asked politely to leave until the situation is more clearly defined!




    :salute
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Dichotomy on March 08, 2014, 05:32:14 PM
they didn't 'kick' Morph.  They gently escorted them to the plane saying 'I'm sorry' a lot
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Brooke on March 08, 2014, 05:48:05 PM
Meanwhile, the US has said that if Jamaica did not back down by March 1st, it, too, would not allow the Jamaican bobsled team into the country.  According to the White House, "This is their last warning."  Jamaica has not changed its stance, however, and the US has come out today with a new statement saying that Jamaica has until Q4 of 2014 to comply.
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: pipz on March 08, 2014, 10:25:47 PM
Outstanding! I am pleased to see the international community standing up to these hooligans! I salute you all for your efforts!  :salute
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: fbEagle on March 08, 2014, 11:29:53 PM
But what about the Cubans???  :old:
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Post by: FLS on March 08, 2014, 11:54:20 PM
As soon as Jamaica clarifies what they mean by "tea" party the sanctions will likely be lifted.
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: zack1234 on March 09, 2014, 03:58:45 AM
I am Jamaica :old:
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Scherf on March 09, 2014, 04:47:09 AM
I am Jamaica :old:

I have reported you.
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: pipz on March 09, 2014, 08:51:54 AM
But what about the Cubans???  :old:

Dude......that is sooooo 1960's....if we kept that attitude we wouldn't be able to ship all of our living wage jobs to the commies in China and what have ya.  :old:



I have reported you.

Good work Scherf! Don't give them an inch! This is how the U.N. should operate!  :salute
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Blinder on March 09, 2014, 08:55:32 AM
We are now in position and holding the beaches. Send CNN for some good PR ops.

(http://www.negril.com/nt/images/nt100312.jpg)

We've lined up their "soldiers" here and are preparing to knock them down. <wink wink> say no more. :cheers:
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: pipz on March 09, 2014, 09:09:05 AM
We are now in position and holding the beaches. Send CNN for some good PR ops.

Fantastic!

Blinder you are the "Stormin Norman" of the battle for Jamaica!  :aok
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Blinder on March 09, 2014, 09:11:57 AM
Fantastic!

Blinder you are the "Stormin Norman" of the battle for Jamaica!  :aok

Thank you sir.

War is Hell. But I do love it.

God help me ..... I do love it so.
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: pipz on March 09, 2014, 09:16:07 AM
Blinder you are a pillar of strength!  :salute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdEy4GneZfw
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Brooke on March 09, 2014, 12:21:56 PM
By the way, the scenario after next will be "The Battle for Jamaica".  It will be glorious.
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: morfiend on March 09, 2014, 03:57:44 PM
 Canada has reconsidered it's position,reports of the Jamacian team burning the Canadian flag were found to be false. Video evidence clearly shows the Jamacian's were merely smoking a blunt and using canadian flag rolling papers.

  While Canada doesnt condone such activities,we respect the right to religious freedom and supplied the team with replacement papers and some of the Prime Ministers favourite stash!


    :salute
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Blinder on March 09, 2014, 04:41:48 PM
Canada has reconsidered it's position,reports of the Jamacian team burning the Canadian flag were found to be false. Video evidence clearly shows the Jamacian's were merely smoking a blunt and using canadian flag rolling papers.

  While Canada doesnt condone such activities,we respect the right to religious freedom and supplied the team with replacement papers and some of the Prime Ministers favourite stash!


    :salute

Uhh. .... does this mean we have to leave the beaches now? Cuz we rented roo .... errr I mean we stocked up field supplies for a two week bivouac.
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: morfiend on March 09, 2014, 04:52:18 PM
Uhh. .... does this mean we have to leave the beaches now? Cuz we rented roo .... errr I mean we stocked up field supplies for a two week bivouac.

 I would hold fast for now!  No telling what might happen,rumours have it the bobsled team have a severe case of the munchies and Canada just isnt prepared for that type of onslot!


    :salute
Title: Re: Things are getting real for real.
Post by: Blinder on March 09, 2014, 04:57:56 PM
I would hold fast for now!  No telling what might happen,rumours have it the bobsled team have a severe case of the munchies and Canada just isnt prepared for that type of onslot!


    :salute

Outstanding! Back to wind surrrr ....err I mean back to security operations!  :x