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Title: Movie Sequels
Post by: caldera on March 10, 2014, 08:52:59 PM
Saw this on The Onion:
 
Shawshank Redemption 2:

Picking up where the previous movie left off, Red and Andy Dufresne spend an hour and a half sanding a boat on a beach.





Other possible movie sequels:

Titanic II

Jack's body is thawed by the insidious plot of Global Warming, only to find his true love Rose has died because she was like, really old.  Now Jack's out for revenge!

The Matrix 4:

Turns out everything after the first movie was only a really bad dream, brought on by Neo chomping down on some radioactive sushi from the abandoned sewer (like there are sewers that people live in.  I mean besides Detroit).  Now people wake up from the Matrix and are really pissed, because the real world kind of sucks.  Then all Hell breaks loose!

Under Siege 3:

In a world where terrorists reign and Steven Segall's head has ballooned to frightening proportions, only one hot girl, provocatively arching her back in the trailer, can possibly get anyone into the theater to see this explosive 3D action thrill ride!

Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: Meatwad on March 10, 2014, 08:57:38 PM
Jurassic park 4 - two hours of watching fossils in a museum, with the joy of no ben stiller
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: Saxman on March 10, 2014, 09:58:41 PM
Jurassic park 4 - two hours of watching fossils in a museum, with the joy of no ben stiller

You realize there actually IS a Jurassic Park 4 in production, right?
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: Meatwad on March 10, 2014, 10:38:50 PM
Nope, its very rare for me to pay attention to movies in production

Ill just change it to jp5 then  :aok
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: rpm on March 11, 2014, 01:36:21 AM
Pearl Harbor II - This time it's the Germans.
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: zack1234 on March 11, 2014, 02:36:33 AM
Downfall 2

The Germans were not poo in WWII and they built the brewster and won :old:
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Post by: LCADolby on March 11, 2014, 04:25:25 AM
RedTails - Remake

George Lucas is killed and Speilberg takes over production
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Post by: ink on March 11, 2014, 04:59:11 AM
Battlefield Earth 2

the Battle for outer space......
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: Devil 505 on March 11, 2014, 06:48:15 AM
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 2. "Tokyo Drift killed my father, now it's coming after me."
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Post by: caldera on March 11, 2014, 10:33:33 AM
Pearl Harbor II - This time it's the Germans.

 :rofl
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Post by: jimbo71 on March 11, 2014, 11:18:10 AM
Boogie Nights 2  The Musical
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Post by: jeep00 on March 11, 2014, 06:48:11 PM
Battlefield Earth 2

the Battle for outer space......
Interestingly that is where the book effectively goes. But the movie that was made was brutally unacceptable as a trailer much less an adaption of the book. I remain severely disappointed in John Travolta for being a part of it. The book is actually quite good if you can get through all 1000 or so pages......
oops hijack over

Isthar 2-Nope, Still Sucks
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: ink on March 11, 2014, 07:19:30 PM
Interestingly that is where the book effectively goes. But the movie that was made was brutally unacceptable as a trailer much less an adaption of the book. I remain severely disappointed in John Travolta for being a part of it. The book is actually quite good if you can get through all 1000 or so pages......
oops hijack over

Isthar 2-Nope, Still Sucks

read it in 3 days
 
thats why I named it that....:D


loved the book....absolutely hated the movie....I rate it worse book/movie adaptation of all time
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: jeep00 on March 11, 2014, 07:26:58 PM
read it in 3 days
 
thats why I named it that....:D


loved the book....absolutely hated the movie....I rate it worse book/movie adaptation of all time

 :aok
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: GScholz on March 11, 2014, 08:21:02 PM
Kevin Costner in...

"Dances With Giraffes - The African Campaign"
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: Scherf on March 11, 2014, 10:24:06 PM
Fifty First Dates II - Deja Vu All Over Again
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: Devil 505 on March 12, 2014, 09:33:44 AM
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly II: Electric Buguloo
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: caldera on March 12, 2014, 10:36:43 AM
The Day After Tomorrow 2: The Day After That

The kindly Mexican government greets the gringos with open arms.
Title: Re: Movie Sequels
Post by: Brooke on March 13, 2014, 11:02:47 PM
Star Wars Episode Minus III

Episode IV's galactic strife was triggered by a civil war against the Empire.
Episode I's galactic strife was triggered by a dispute over taxation on trade routes.
Episode Minus III's galactic strife is triggered by a referendum concerning tenure of assistant ombudsmen in auxiliary roles on the Council of Governmental Holiday Schedules.