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Title: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: craz07 on March 29, 2014, 10:34:20 AM
Who is the biggest headed smack-talker that you'd love to b****slap with a 30mm cannon in there eye..  There is numbers man Skyyr, who by the way check the scores, I have shot down numerous times.. and probably Rupaul there..
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: zack1234 on March 29, 2014, 11:09:09 AM
Me :old:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Lazerr on March 29, 2014, 11:22:31 AM
I dont use taters, i like my enemy hearing 15 seconds worth of hit sounds while sitting in the tower. :banana:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: VuduVee on March 29, 2014, 11:56:41 AM
yeah Skyyr is one, when hes not running.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: JOACH1M on March 29, 2014, 01:08:45 PM
This thread makes me laugh  :rofl


In
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: diaster on March 29, 2014, 01:13:40 PM
yeah Skyyr is one, when hes not running.
No kidding!!!!! shot him twice in acm and he complained about warping! he wounds me on take off and brags like crazy. Him and Vuraciu or what ever are of the same ilk. I am thinking they are roomies and when not having a double dutch rudder session are in aces high cherry picking and vulching!!
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: BluBerry on March 29, 2014, 01:15:07 PM
^ You know Skyyr must be naughty when it makes someone spend their once a month post on this.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Skyyr on March 29, 2014, 01:29:58 PM
DA's open, tough guy. Bring it! ;)

Clicky (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/newscores/killsinp.php?playername=Skyyr&selectTour=LWTour170&pindex=44&kname=Klownman)
And another clicky  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/newscores/killsinp.php?playername=Skyyr&selectTour=LWTour170&pindex=42&kname=Klownman)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: FLOOB on March 29, 2014, 03:50:49 PM
I'm still waiting for skyyr to tell me what the several mistakes I made were.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Arlo on March 29, 2014, 03:54:02 PM
Blu, It's still free to post, I think. If it weren't then those who quit over graphics wouldn't have been able to lobby.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: waystin2 on March 29, 2014, 03:55:16 PM
I give this thread until shortly after 9:00 on Monday....
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Reaper90 on March 29, 2014, 03:55:47 PM
I give this thread until shortly after 9:00 on Monday....

Yes, this will definitely end well.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Arlo on March 29, 2014, 03:58:41 PM
In that case, it needs an animated gif before it passes on.

(http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kate-Upton-GIF-003.gif)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Nath[BDP] on March 29, 2014, 04:16:27 PM
once that gif goes below the chest it falls apart.  that girls hips are totally out of proportion 
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Arlo on March 29, 2014, 04:18:36 PM
once that gif goes below the chest it falls apart.  that girls hips are totally out of proportion 

Everyone's a critic.  ;)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: HawkerMKII on March 29, 2014, 05:06:54 PM
I give this thread until shortly after 9:00 on Monday....

may be this afternoon................in
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Reaper90 on March 29, 2014, 05:19:00 PM
once that gif goes below the chest it falls apart.  that girls hips are totally out of proportion  

YOU SHUT YOU WHOORE MOUTH!!!!!



No one talks about my Kate like that!!!!
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Hoplite on March 29, 2014, 06:26:12 PM
Why use just one 30mm? 

I'm a big fan of overkill.   :D
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: TopGear on March 29, 2014, 06:27:23 PM
once that gif goes below the chest it falls apart.  that girls hips are totally out of proportion 

Hips???  I didn't see any hips.   :banana:  :bolt:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: XxDaSTaRxx on March 29, 2014, 07:22:47 PM
(http://www.spacetimestudios.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10435&d=1336404611)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: LCADolby on March 29, 2014, 07:25:19 PM
Yo Mama!

 :banana:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: kilo2 on March 29, 2014, 07:45:15 PM
LCADolby, and MickyD that liverpool fanboi
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: LCADolby on March 29, 2014, 07:51:50 PM
 :lol


<3  Sukov
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Rich46yo on March 30, 2014, 12:17:23 AM
Who cares? Lets see more girlie GIFs. :O
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Oldman731 on March 30, 2014, 12:46:50 AM
yeah Skyyr is one, when hes not running.

I've only met Skyyr one night, in DA.  We had three fights, he won two.  He was very pleasant.  Don't understand the fuss.

- oldman
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: craz07 on March 30, 2014, 12:59:54 AM
In that case, it needs an animated gif before it passes on.

(http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kate-Upton-GIF-003.gif)

nice funbags tho.. lol
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Brooke on March 30, 2014, 01:32:59 AM
nice funbags tho.. lol

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/oprah-sad-yes.gif)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: dirtdart on March 30, 2014, 06:52:41 AM
INdeed another invective thread.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: ozrocker on March 30, 2014, 08:38:40 AM
She did have a nicely placed beauty mark :rofl
Or is it a big crab?




                                                                                                                                            :cheers: Oz
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Reaper90 on March 30, 2014, 10:29:23 AM
(http://i.minus.com/iqd8hl76KxTqc.gif)

 :x :x :x :x :x
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Slate on March 30, 2014, 10:36:23 AM
  Now I see why this thread is so INviting.

(http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h440/dc20121/Just%20Another%20Day/AngeliqueBoyerBikiniKidFrostAintNoSunshine.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/dc20121/media/Just%20Another%20Day/AngeliqueBoyerBikiniKidFrostAintNoSunshine.gif.html)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: DmonSlyr on March 30, 2014, 10:37:30 AM
Lazer and 2cmex. No doubt about it.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Debrody on March 30, 2014, 10:43:55 AM
Thought i would make it pretty high on many's list  :lol
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: XxDaSTaRxx on March 30, 2014, 11:25:40 AM
(http://i1344.photobucket.com/albums/p659/XxDaSTaRXx/skuzzysignal0_zpsb65505ba.gif)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: BiPoLaR on March 30, 2014, 11:41:40 AM
DA's open, tough guy. Bring it! ;)

Clicky (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/newscores/killsinp.php?playername=Skyyr&selectTour=LWTour170&pindex=44&kname=Klownman)
And another clicky  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/newscores/killsinp.php?playername=Skyyr&selectTour=LWTour170&pindex=42&kname=Klownman)
Lulz @ you and your DA challenge.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Nath[BDP] on March 30, 2014, 11:53:24 AM
Why would you want to duel someone whose sig reads "Never. Ever. Turn."
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Volron on March 30, 2014, 11:56:17 AM
Arlo, Reaper90 and Slate,

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/UnkShadow/chuck-norris-approves.jpg)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: -ammo- on March 30, 2014, 12:00:18 PM
Arlo, Reaper90 and Slate,

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/UnkShadow/chuck-norris-approves.jpg)

+1 :aok
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 30, 2014, 12:05:13 PM
Who is the biggest headed smack-talker that you'd love to b****slap with a 30mm cannon in there eye..  There is numbers man Skyyr, who by the way check the scores, I have shot down numerous times.. and probably Rupaul there..

LOL Couple weeks ago over a 3 day period I got him so many times I asked him to stop picking on me.
He was hogging all my bullets and not giving anyone else a chance to die

To be fair though. I havent really noticed him talking a lot of smack. then again I dont pay a ton of attention to 200 either
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: noobnite on March 30, 2014, 12:25:22 PM
Just my two cents............
Shat talker=auto squelch.

out :bolt:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: craz07 on March 30, 2014, 01:02:56 PM
Good god who are these women in the gifs..  thank their mummies and daddies!! LOL
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Reaper90 on March 30, 2014, 01:40:05 PM
Good god who are these women in the gifs..  thank their mummies and daddies!! LOL

The blonde in Arlo's post and mine is Kate Upton........

(http://dmpmnxvfdwr3.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2013-Kate-Upton-HD-Wallpapers-e1360405079523.jpeg)


 :aok :aok :aok
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Dragon on March 30, 2014, 01:56:29 PM
The blonde in Arlo's post and mine is Kate Upton........

(http://dmpmnxvfdwr3.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2013-Kate-Upton-HD-Wallpapers-e1360405079523.jpeg)


 :aok :aok :aok

Sonofabiatch....I chipped a tooth going for the tie strap.  Figgin HD monitor.  :furious
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: McShark on March 30, 2014, 02:19:32 PM
Sonofabiatch....I chipped a tooth going for the tie strap.  Figgin HD monitor.  :furious

  :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Lazerr on March 30, 2014, 02:29:26 PM
Lazer and 2cmex. No doubt about it.

Smoke another one.  ;)

You are more than welcome to lob taters my way any time you wish, I will be shooting back though.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: MickDono on March 30, 2014, 02:38:06 PM
LCADolby, and MickyD that liverpool fanboi

What was the score today mate?   :banana:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: SmokinLoon on March 30, 2014, 03:12:38 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: guncrasher on March 30, 2014, 03:26:27 PM
smokinloon, please remove your link it contains porn.


semp
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: MrKrabs on March 30, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
She did have a nicely placed beauty mark :rofl
Or is it a big crab?




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Did someone say Crab?  :x
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: 68ZooM on March 30, 2014, 05:45:56 PM
smokinloon, please remove your link it contains porn.


semp

 Yeah no kidding that was a instaban, sad thing is he had to go looking for it.  disgusting
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: MickDono on March 31, 2014, 06:25:15 AM
smokinloon, please remove your link it contains porn.


semp

That aint porn lol
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: kilo2 on March 31, 2014, 02:05:53 PM
What was the score today mate?   :banana:

There will be revenge! When the spurs come marching in, next season.  :cry
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: guncrasher on March 31, 2014, 05:54:24 PM
That aint porn lol

really you dont see the topless woman?


semp
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: FLOOB on March 31, 2014, 06:21:13 PM
really you dont see the topless woman?

semp
I don't. Is it an optical illusion?
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: MickDono on March 31, 2014, 06:26:09 PM
really you dont see the topless woman?


semp

All i see are some grotesque american women :banana:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Skyyr on March 31, 2014, 06:30:29 PM
really you dont see the topless woman?


semp

You looked hard enough to tell? Seriously?!?

Disgusting.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Plawranc on March 31, 2014, 08:47:37 PM
THE GUNNERS SHALL RISE AGAIN.....


again  :cry
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: kilo2 on March 31, 2014, 11:55:02 PM
THE GUNNERS SHALL RISE AGAIN.....


again  :cry

Bleh better dead then red.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Pandora on April 01, 2014, 09:41:44 AM
I dont use taters, i like my enemy hearing 15 seconds worth of hit sounds while sitting in the tower. :banana:

rofl  :banana:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: lunatic1 on April 01, 2014, 04:03:55 PM
There will be revenge! When the spurs come marching in, next season.  :cry
the  spurs WILL NOT win a championship for the next ten years.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: craz07 on April 01, 2014, 04:49:55 PM
Why would u say something like that are u truthsayer or something???
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: kilo2 on April 01, 2014, 10:41:19 PM
the  spurs WILL NOT win a championship for the next ten years.

Prove it!

Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: MickDono on April 02, 2014, 12:59:47 PM
Spurs are Poo
Arsenal are Poo
United are even more Poo
Liverpool are Boss :banana:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: LCADolby on April 02, 2014, 05:02:15 PM
Spurs are Poo
Arsenal are Poo
United are even more Poo
Liverpool are Boss :banana:

Liverpool have been Liverpoo since the 90s :old:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: kilo2 on April 02, 2014, 10:19:28 PM
Spurs #1 get ready we are going on a run for the ages.

Arsenal shouldn't even be mentioned
United is poo

and Liverpoo will not win the championship!
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: LCADolby on April 02, 2014, 10:52:53 PM
Arse-anal are just as poo as Spurs :old:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Hoplite on April 02, 2014, 10:54:49 PM
Arse-anal are just as poo as Spurs :old:

And here I thought you guys were talking Basketball i.e. The San Antonio Spurs.   :rofl

 :D
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: kilo2 on April 03, 2014, 12:15:09 AM
Arse-anal are just as poo as Spurs :old:

Who's your team Dolby?
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: zack1234 on April 03, 2014, 12:20:30 AM
Dolby's team is Cardiff :old:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: kilo2 on April 03, 2014, 12:21:11 AM
Dolby's team is Cardiff :old:

Ha
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: LCADolby on April 03, 2014, 08:41:20 AM
Dolby's team is Cardiff :old:
no
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: danny76 on April 03, 2014, 10:14:47 AM
Spurs are Poo
Arsenal are Poo
United are even more Poo
Liverpool are Boss :banana:

Football is Poo :old:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Hoplite on April 03, 2014, 10:20:36 AM
Football is Poo :old:


Hey now...just hold on one sec there, mister!

Oh wait....you are referring to Soccer, not American Football.

In that case I agree with you.  :D





P.S.  I'm kidding guys.  I like Soccer.   And not just because I have to say I like it or my wife (who played soccer for many years) gets really mad at me.   ;)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: nrshida on April 03, 2014, 10:53:26 AM
Oh wait....you are referring to Soccer, not American Football.

Although in your football the foot only seems to touch the ball in one special situation  :headscratch:

Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Hoplite on April 03, 2014, 11:00:19 AM
Although in your football the foot only seems to touch the ball in one special situation  :headscratch:



Incorrect.  There are several situations:

Field goal.

Extra point.

Punting.

Kickoff.

Safety kick (special kick-off situation after a safety is scored).


So as you can see....we have a very complex kicking aspect to the game....therefore we deserve the name "Football"!

 :aok :D



Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Skyyr on April 03, 2014, 11:01:06 AM
Although in your football the foot only seems to touch the ball in one special situation  :headscratch:

lol
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: danny76 on April 03, 2014, 11:46:49 AM
Rugby is the sport of gods.

Soccer is for whiners and girls

American Football would be better if they stopped faffing around,, and they took all their armour off :old:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Hoplite on April 03, 2014, 12:01:33 PM

American Football would be better if they stopped faffing around,, and they took all their armour off :old:


While I share your affection for Rugby...American football players would die in droves if they took all the "armor" off given the speed and size of the players. 

And I'm not just talking about the professional or college game.   Even the high school teams have some HUGE, FAST kids!  I know I didn't play against 300-350 pound kids with 40 yard dash speeds between 4.5 and 4.8 second back when I was in in High School....geezus.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: nrshida on April 03, 2014, 12:18:35 PM
...therefore we deserve the name "Football"!

I've discussed this issue with the United Nations. A special committee has suggested the name: 'Carryball'.

Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: LCADolby on April 03, 2014, 12:19:30 PM
I've discussed this issue with the United Nations. A special committee has suggested the name: 'Carryball'.



HandEgg  :old:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: wpeters on April 03, 2014, 12:19:51 PM


American Football would be better if they stopped faffing around,, and they took all their armour off :old:



+100
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Hoplite on April 03, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
HandEgg  :old:

This is extremely disrespectful.


(http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/files/2013/01/raylewis13.jpg)


Mr. Lewis is unhappy.  He would like to have a word with you.

 :bolt:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: nrshida on April 03, 2014, 01:20:31 PM
Mr. Lewis is unhappy.  He would like to have a word with you.

Anyone demonstrating such poor motor skills to cut themselves across the nose that way while shaving shouldn't be too difficult to neutralize. No wonder he's grumpy  :old:



Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Hoplite on April 03, 2014, 01:29:05 PM
Anyone demonstrating such poor motor skills to cut themselves across the nose that way while shaving shouldn't be too difficult to neutralize. No wonder he's grumpy  :old:





But...but....that's not......



*sigh*



Nevermind.

 ;)
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: nrshida on April 03, 2014, 01:39:56 PM
 :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: danny76 on April 03, 2014, 10:57:56 PM
Anyone demonstrating such poor motor skills to cut themselves across the nose that way while shaving shouldn't be too difficult to neutralize. No wonder he's grumpy  :old:





 :rofl
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: danny76 on April 03, 2014, 11:09:59 PM
While I share your affection for Rugby...American football players would die in droves if they took all the "armor" off given the speed and size of the players. 

And I'm not just talking about the professional or college game.   Even the high school teams have some HUGE, FAST kids!  I know I didn't play against 300-350 pound kids with 40 yard dash speeds between 4.5 and 4.8 second back when I was in in High School....geezus.

Cobblers :old: There are equally massive Rugby players who dont need to strap on a plastic tank under their shirts to stop them getting a little bruise.

Bill Cavabuti was around the 370lbs range and ran like the wind, Jonah Lohmu was not far behind that, Dallaglio, Uini Antonio, all massive fast men, all unarmoured but for big squishy ears and a gum shield :old:
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: eeyore on April 03, 2014, 11:35:54 PM
Cobblers :old: There are equally massive Rugby players who dont need to strap on a plastic tank under their shirts to stop them getting a little bruise.

Bill Cavabuti was around the 370lbs range and ran like the wind, Jonah Lohmu was not far behind that, Dallaglio, Uini Antonio, all massive fast men, all unarmoured but for big squishy ears and a gum shield :old:

He's right though Danny, american handegg players would die if they had to play without their 'armor'. Rugby players are freaking tanks, they hit like concrete. Much respect for rugby players.
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Post by: Swoop on April 04, 2014, 07:13:44 AM
Soccer is for whiners and girls

Seconded.

That TV advert for shampoo where the player calls the physio on cos he's got an itchy scalp....I can so see that actually happening.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Swoop on April 04, 2014, 07:21:43 AM
Cobblers :old: There are equally massive Rugby players who dont need to strap on a plastic tank under their shirts to stop them getting a little bruise.

See.....I used to think like you but the thing is.....when playing rugby you get tackled maybe a dozen times in the game, and a tackle usually isn't a clothesline round the throat.

American Handegg (that's gonna stick now) players get tackled every play, all of em, even the waterboy.  And since most of em are double figure IQd meatheads with no concept of restraint.....there's gonna be deaths without the armour and colleges will be handing out scholarships based on skull thickness.

Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: danny76 on April 04, 2014, 08:54:50 AM
See.....I used to think like you but the thing is.....when playing rugby you get tackled maybe a dozen times in the game, and a tackle usually isn't a clothesline round the throat.

American Handegg (that's gonna stick now) players get tackled every play, all of em, even the waterboy.  And since most of em are double figure IQd meatheads with no concept of restraint.....there's gonna be deaths without the armour and colleges will be handing out scholarships based on skull thickness.



 :rofl

Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Changeup on April 04, 2014, 04:45:27 PM
Rugby is the sport of gods.

Soccer is for whiners and girls

American Football would be better if they stopped faffing around,, and they took all their armour off :old:


Soccer = Curling

Rugby = hand to hand combat
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Volron on April 05, 2014, 09:34:04 AM
Rugby is the sport of gods.

Soccer is for whiners and girls

American Football would be better if they stopped faffing around,, and they took all their armour off :old:


American Football players took off their armor, they'd have to stop hitting like trucks. :)  The Armor, while for protection, is more for me to hit you as hard as possible. :devil
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: craz07 on April 05, 2014, 10:17:07 AM
all sports are good.. its the players that become a bit obnoxious.. pssss..
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Midway on April 05, 2014, 01:00:55 PM
Soccer = Curling

Rugby = hand to hand combat

Curling rocks!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idSdnubrlds  :aok
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 05, 2014, 03:24:18 PM
Indeed, sports are good. They saved this thread from a near certain lock.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: BiPoLaR on April 05, 2014, 04:28:37 PM
No more lulz worthy DA challenges or cartoon chest pumping?
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Changeup on April 05, 2014, 08:29:54 PM
No more lulz worthy DA challenges or cartoon chest pumping?


Speaking of lulz-worthy DA challenges, when are you coming back Bip??? 
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Post by: FLOOB on April 05, 2014, 08:49:10 PM
I don't understand what this thread has to do with me.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: BiPoLaR on April 05, 2014, 08:55:28 PM
Speaking of lulz-worthy DA challenges, when are you coming back Bip??? 
Probably not. Working too much and about to get a second job in the evenings.
Oldest daughter wants to go to college, so Im killing myself to make sure she gets what she wants.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Changeup on April 05, 2014, 10:57:55 PM
Probably not. Working too much and about to get a second job in the evenings.
Oldest daughter wants to go to college, so Im killing myself to make sure she gets what she wants.

Well it sucks you won't be back for a while but it's a great thing you're doing as a Dad <S>.  You can always come back when she hangs her shingle up...you won't get another chance at her education.
Title: Re: Biggest headed smack-talker you'd like to b****slap with 30mm..
Post by: Widewing on April 06, 2014, 02:34:34 AM
Probably not. Working too much and about to get a second job in the evenings.
Oldest daughter wants to go to college, so Im killing myself to make sure she gets what she wants.

 :aok You're a good man Bip... Of course, your buds knew that already.