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Title: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Nath[BDP] on March 30, 2014, 01:01:47 PM: Post em

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/ahss15.jpg)
(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/ahss16.jpg)

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/ahss54.jpg)

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/badmantower.jpg)

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/old/nath/abusevictim.jpg)

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/enemas2.jpg)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Delirium on March 30, 2014, 01:06:44 PM: (http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff14/DeliriumP38/ohboy_zpsa87cccb2.jpg)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: XxDaSTaRxx on March 30, 2014, 05:55:14 PM: Quote from: Nath[BDP] on March 30, 2014, 01:01:47 PM
Post em

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/ahss15.jpg)
(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/ahss16.jpg)

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/ahss54.jpg)

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/badmantower.jpg)

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/old/nath/abusevictim.jpg)

(http://john-sanderson.com/files/Aces%20High/enemas2.jpg)
:rofl
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: LCADolby on March 30, 2014, 06:47:35 PM: (http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Glendinho/ahss49.jpg) (http://s724.photobucket.com/user/Glendinho/media/ahss49.jpg.html)

(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Glendinho/ahss29.jpg) (http://s724.photobucket.com/user/Glendinho/media/ahss29.jpg.html)

(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Glendinho/ahss56.png) (http://s724.photobucket.com/user/Glendinho/media/ahss56.png.html)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: FLOOB on March 30, 2014, 07:03:43 PM: I remember ManeTMP he knew how to wack the controls around to make his typhoon warp.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Masherbrum on March 30, 2014, 07:18:01 PM: Mazz (text keyed) augered 9 kills when this happened. I was winging The Flying Circus and most of them were on and should remember this one.

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/Aces%20High/ahss107.jpg)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: FLOOB on March 30, 2014, 09:53:41 PM: Quote from: Masherbrum on March 30, 2014, 07:18:01 PM
Mazz (text keyed) augered 9 kills when this happened. I was winging The Flying Circus and most of them were on and should remember this one.

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/Aces%20High/ahss107.jpg)
What's going on and who is blutiger? And I don't see anything text keyed by mazz.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Masherbrum on March 30, 2014, 10:01:24 PM: Quote from: FLOOB on March 30, 2014, 09:53:41 PM
What's going on and who is blutiger? And I don't see anything text keyed by mazz.

Mazz was talking. Upper right.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 31, 2014, 04:20:52 AM: ManeTMP sure mellowed out after he removed the plumbing.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: SilverZ06 on March 31, 2014, 09:58:35 AM: Quote from: Delirium on March 30, 2014, 01:06:44 PM
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff14/DeliriumP38/ohboy_zpsa87cccb2.jpg)

WTF!?!?!? Soulyss never gave me a personal check six before returning me to tower :furious
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: danny76 on March 31, 2014, 10:38:59 AM: I had a PM a couple of years ago when I killed a reasonably 'top ranked' player in his perk plane. He didn't care how far away I lived he was on his way over to beat seven different colours of toejam outta me.

I gave him my address and heard nothing from him since.

Maybe he is still on the way, he was after all in Texas or somewhere and I lived in Shropshire in England at the time :)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Big Rat on April 01, 2014, 07:29:39 PM: Quote from: danny76 on March 31, 2014, 10:38:59 AM
I had a PM a couple of years ago when I killed a reasonably 'top ranked' player in his perk plane. He didn't care how far away I lived he was on his way over to beat seven different colours of toejam outta me.

I gave him my address and heard nothing from him since.

Maybe he is still on the way, he was after all in Texas or somewhere and I lived in Shropshire in England at the time :)

He got halfway across the Atlantic and forgot who killed him :lol

:salute
BigRat
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 01, 2014, 07:41:15 PM: Quote from: Masherbrum on March 30, 2014, 07:18:01 PM
Mazz (text keyed) augered 9 kills when this happened. I was winging The Flying Circus and most of them were on and should remember this one.

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/Aces%20High/ahss107.jpg)

Am I the only one that is fighting the urge to crank call that number?

ack-ack
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Lazerr on April 01, 2014, 08:02:18 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on April 01, 2014, 07:41:15 PM
Am I the only one that is fighting the urge to crank call that number?

ack-ack

It crossed my mind the first time reading it.. :lol
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Changeup on April 01, 2014, 11:41:07 PM: I gotta dig up the SESaber/Changeup vs drunk Assi on the eve of the 2010 Orange Bowl

Or the FlyinFinn won't go to the DA with Muppets because there are "tricks" in the DA only Muppets have access to. Reasoned out because HiTech is actually a Muppet, probably Kappa because Grizz is Fester. Seriously. I laughed so hard with Scotch and Irishone that night I vomited. I was poop-faced too but that's ok. I'll dig that one up, lol
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: BluBerry on April 01, 2014, 11:44:34 PM: Quote from: Changeup on April 01, 2014, 11:41:07 PM
I gotta dig up the SESaber/Changeup vs drunk Assi on the eve of the 2010 Orange Bowl

Or the FlyinFinn won't go to the DA with Muppets because there are "tricks" in the DA only Muppets have access to. Reasoned out because HiTech is actually a Muppet, probably Kappa because Grizz is Fester. Seriously. I laughed so hard with Scotch and Irishone that night I vomited. I was poop-faced too but that's ok. I'll dig that one up, lol

:rofl
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: nrshida on April 02, 2014, 12:50:46 AM: Quote from: danny76 on March 31, 2014, 10:38:59 AM
...He didn't care how far away I lived he was on his way over to beat seven different colours of toejam outta me.

I gave him my address...

:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: phatzo on April 02, 2014, 02:00:18 AM: (http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt118/phatzo/assiakaka-1.jpg) (http://s603.photobucket.com/user/phatzo/media/assiakaka-1.jpg.html)

(http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt118/phatzo/ahss27-Copy-1-1.jpg) (http://s603.photobucket.com/user/phatzo/media/ahss27-Copy-1-1.jpg.html)

(http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt118/phatzo/ahss5-1-1.jpg) (http://s603.photobucket.com/user/phatzo/media/ahss5-1-1.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Swoop on April 02, 2014, 02:23:22 AM: Didn't screenshot it but a fella on country channel the other night:

IRONHAND: I'm dragging two P51s to A50, I could use a hand.
SOMEONE: Don't you have an iron one?
SOMEONEELSE: It went rusty, should have gotten a stainless steel one.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: klingan on April 02, 2014, 03:14:24 AM: Wait what? Im crazy?? :old:
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: danny76 on April 02, 2014, 03:45:48 AM: Quote from: klingan on April 02, 2014, 03:14:24 AM
Wait what? Im crazy?? :old:

Madder than a bag of spiders :old:
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Debrody on April 02, 2014, 04:09:36 AM: Quote from: Changeup on April 01, 2014, 11:41:07 PM
I gotta dig up the SESaber/Changeup vs drunk Assi on the eve of the 2010 Orange Bowl

Or the FlyinFinn won't go to the DA with Muppets because there are "tricks" in the DA only Muppets have access to. Reasoned out because HiTech is actually a Muppet, probably Kappa because Grizz is Fester. Seriously. I laughed so hard with Scotch and Irishone that night I vomited. I was poop-faced too but that's ok. I'll dig that one up, lol
flyin fuzzy is classic.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 02, 2014, 01:00:53 PM: Quote from: Changeup on April 01, 2014, 11:41:07 PM
I gotta dig up the SESaber/Changeup vs drunk Assi on the eve of the 2010 Orange Bowl

Or the FlyinFinn won't go to the DA with Muppets because there are "tricks" in the DA only Muppets have access to. Reasoned out because HiTech is actually a Muppet, probably Kappa because Grizz is Fester. Seriously. I laughed so hard with Scotch and Irishone that night I vomited. I was poop-faced too but that's ok. I'll dig that one up, lol

One night FlyinFin was going on how Grizz was Redbull and also threatened to expose my 'shade'. Redbull and I laughed pretty hard that night over it.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 02, 2014, 01:06:10 PM: (http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog.jpg)

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog2.jpg)

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/ahss89_zps00c8dddd.jpg)

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/hammerdown_zps9a175d79.jpg)

I think HamrDown had a stroke when I also informed him I also used a throttle and joystick.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Nath[BDP] on April 02, 2014, 01:20:49 PM: Good stuff ack
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Hoplite on April 02, 2014, 01:22:03 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on April 02, 2014, 01:06:10 PM

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/hammerdown_zps9a175d79.jpg)

I think HamrDown had a stroke when I also informed him I also used a throttle and joystick.

ack-ack

:rofl That last one had me laughing so hard I almost pee'd myself!

You should change your sig to 1337 AH h@x0r with Rudder Pedals

I think I need to go to the bathroom now. :rofl
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Changeup on April 02, 2014, 01:33:31 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on April 02, 2014, 01:00:53 PM
One night FlyinFin was going on how Grizz was Redbull and also threatened to expose my 'shade'. Redbull and I laughed pretty hard that night over it.

ack-ack

He's such a toad
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: LCADolby on April 02, 2014, 05:05:11 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on April 02, 2014, 01:00:53 PM
One night FlyinFin was going on how Grizz was Redbull and also threatened to expose my 'shade'. Redbull and I laughed pretty hard that night over it.

ack-ack

He has even accused myself of being Grizz. He is surely bonkers :old:
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 02, 2014, 07:00:32 PM: This was another funny one. Members of a certain squadron in the MW arena a few years ago had a habit of being poor sports after they were shot down.

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/ahss131.jpg)

ack-ack
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: SkyRock on April 02, 2014, 07:32:01 PM: AKAK... you cheating sob.... I bet you have rudder pedals!!! :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Nath[BDP] on April 02, 2014, 07:51:17 PM: (http://john-sanderson.com/files/190.jpg)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Hajo on April 02, 2014, 07:56:48 PM: Quote from: Masherbrum on March 30, 2014, 07:18:01 PM
Mazz (text keyed) augered 9 kills when this happened. I was winging The Flying Circus and most of them were on and should remember this one.

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/Aces%20High/ahss107.jpg)

That was a long time ago Jay LOL.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: pervert on April 02, 2014, 07:58:20 PM: (http://i50.tinypic.com/5d5aoj.jpg)

(http://i48.tinypic.com/e89x6a.jpg)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2hr0miq.jpg)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: pervert on April 02, 2014, 08:00:59 PM: Quote from: Nath[BDP] on April 02, 2014, 07:51:17 PM
(http://john-sanderson.com/files/190.jpg)

LOL AnglEyes must have a hotline to HTC
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Nath[BDP] on April 02, 2014, 09:51:09 PM: hahahaha
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: zack1234 on April 03, 2014, 12:25:03 AM: Quote from: Debrody on April 02, 2014, 04:09:36 AM
flyin fuzzy is classic.

I have saved your pm's you sent me :)

But I will not show them :)

Also I own Pervert all the time when he is in a 190 and i am poo :old:
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: nrshida on April 03, 2014, 03:15:29 AM: "Hope you stroke out and die on your keyboard"? What the hell kind of community have I become embroiled in :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: danny76 on April 03, 2014, 06:05:48 AM: Quote from: nrshida on April 03, 2014, 03:15:29 AM
"Hope you stroke out and die on your keyboard"? What the hell kind of community have I become embroiled in :rolleyes:

Most disconcerting, this was probably written by a supposed adult
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Bruv119 on April 04, 2014, 07:40:47 AM: ahh hamrdown reminded me of this one from the other week.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c181/Bruv119/jjcheataccusation_zpsdf462541.png)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Dragon on April 04, 2014, 09:00:42 AM: Quote from: Bruv119 on April 04, 2014, 07:40:47 AM
ahh hamrdown reminded me of this one from the other week.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c181/Bruv119/jjcheataccusation_zpsdf462541.png)

What hack do you use to get your PM's like that? :uhoh
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: pervert on April 04, 2014, 10:04:22 AM: Marketing Aces High, thats a new one :rofl
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Bruv119 on April 04, 2014, 10:07:58 AM: Quote from: Dragon on April 04, 2014, 09:00:42 AM
What hack do you use to get your PM's like that? :uhoh

didn't even kill him that run just popped gruesome's B17's in one pass. but added it to the collection anyways.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Lazerr on April 04, 2014, 09:17:58 PM: Man I have had some great voice/text rage PM's over the years and don't have one to show. I need to start saving them because this is funny. :cheers:
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: olds442 on April 08, 2014, 07:03:59 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/CijuoFZ.jpg)

I love you hurless.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Wiley on April 08, 2014, 07:36:50 PM: Quote from: Dragon on April 04, 2014, 09:00:42 AM
What hack do you use to get your PM's like that? :uhoh

Not sure if serious, but if so, create a new tab with just the PMs enabled, then click and drag the tab at the top outside of the window, it makes another window.

Wiley.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Iraqvet on April 08, 2014, 07:55:35 PM: Quote from: olds442 on April 08, 2014, 07:03:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CijuoFZ.jpg)

I love you hurless.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok :salute
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: BiPoLaR on April 08, 2014, 10:13:39 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on March 31, 2014, 04:20:52 AM
ManeTMP sure mellowed out after he removed the plumbing.

ack-ack
Now now, the PC term would be "She".
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Nath[BDP] on April 09, 2014, 01:19:02 AM: "4 on 1 don't Salute me twit"

Great.
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Tracers on April 09, 2014, 05:32:45 AM: This one gave me a chuckle about 18 months or so ago while i was test driving my air to air rocket sight. :aok

(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y382/matt_houston2/PM_zps733572d8.png) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/matt_houston2/media/PM_zps733572d8.png.html)
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: phatzo on April 09, 2014, 06:46:18 AM: Brilliant :cheers:
Title: Re: Text Buffer Hilarity
Post by: Changeup on April 09, 2014, 07:54:11 AM: You played the mom-card. Love it....sister was next right? Lmao