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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Devil 505 on April 15, 2014, 09:48:02 PM
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Top Gun 2 will be made... only this time Maverick will be dogfighting drones.
https://movies.yahoo.com/news/top-gun-sequel-see-tom-cruise-grappling-drone-150600203.html
Guess what I wont be watching? :bhead
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The first one sucked so bad. Why would you entertain the thought of watching the sequel?
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The first one sucked so bad. Why would you entertain the thought of watching the sequel?
(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii152/MorganaLeFaye-2008/AVATARS/BLASPHEMER.jpg)
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Wonder who all else they'd bring back for the original.
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Wonder who all else they'd bring back for the original.
Iceman's out, he couldn't fit in the cockpit now.
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You need to see the director's cut version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA
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Iceman's out, he couldn't fit in the cockpit now.
Don't underestimate the power of hollywood personal trainers and some amphetamine weight loss diets.
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:headscratch: :huh
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Iceman's out, he couldn't fit in the cockpit now.
Bwahahaha :rofl
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The first one sucked so bad. Why would you entertain the thought of watching the sequel?
Quoted for truth.
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Don't underestimate the power of hollywood personal trainers and some amphetamine weight loss diets.
In his case, I'll go with the power of gravity and age.
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If you havent seen Topgun in 3d you just havent seen the movie!
As cheesy as it is in 3d it adds a whole new relm,reminded me of the old thunderbirds cartoons,the 1 with the string puppets.
:salute
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Topgun in 3d
...That's a thing? 3D oily volleyball Tom Cruise shower scenes?
Not sure I could handle that much Top Gun.
Wiley.
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Hot Shots > Top Gun
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Give me a kitten to slap
This director is going to hell :)
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I can see it now...
No volleyball scene, as this would replace it...
Mav: Ice! I need you up there as my wingman!
Ice: Sorry Mav, I just don't fit in those little seats anymore. You'll have to ask Sundown or Hollywood... Well, maybe not Hollywood. That guy's a tool.
Mav: I've got an idea Ice. IF we can just get you in the cockpit somehow, you can just stay in there until the mission against these commie drones!
Ice: But how??? I'll make the plane look like a broken can of biscuits!
Mav: Biscuits.... Hmmm...
Cut to scene of Mav rubbing down Ice with sticks of butter, with "Take my breath away" as background music. All buttered up, Ice is able to squeeze into the cockpit (with the help of Mav, a few crew chiefs, and a prybar).
Then, Mav has to check on Ice every few hours to give him food and water, as in their rush to make Ice fit in a plane, they forgot that the big dogfight with the drones is on Thursday.... And it's only Monday afternoon.
After a few days, the buttered (and now bearded) Ice gets his chance to take to the air. All goes well until one of the drones gets to laughing so hard at what appears to be a plane piloted by nothing more than raw biscuit dough with sunglasses, that he accidentally flys right in front of Ice.... Oh NO! Jetwash again! That causes a flameout.
Ice, knowing that he can't restart at low altitude, tries to eject... Unfortunately, the butter has lost most of it's lubricating properties in the days Ice waited in the plane for the mission to start. He's now stuck half inside the plane, with his upper torso well outside in the 500 mph wind. Eventually Ice uses his fat rolls to create enough lift to pull himself out of the plane (henceforth known as the flying squirrel egress technique), safely parachuting into a Denny's parking lot. Mav goes on to shoot down the drones, and meets Ice at Denny's for a celebration, and pancakes... With extra butter.
And possibly a conversation about a chafing dish.
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I can see it now...
No volleyball scene, as this would replace it...
Mav: Ice! I need you up there as my wingman!
Ice: Sorry Mav, I just don't fit in those little seats anymore. You'll have to ask Sundown or Hollywood... Well, maybe not Hollywood. That guy's a tool.
Mav: I've got an idea Ice. IF we can just get you in the cockpit somehow, you can just stay in there until the mission against these commie drones!
Ice: But how??? I'll make the plane look like a broken can of biscuits!
Mav: Biscuits.... Hmmm...
Cut to scene of Mav rubbing down Ice with sticks of butter, with "Take my breath away" as background music. All buttered up, Ice is able to squeeze into the cockpit (with the help of Mav, a few crew chiefs, and a prybar).
Then, Mav has to check on Ice every few hours to give him food and water, as in their rush to make Ice fit in a plane, they forgot that the big dogfight with the drones is on Thursday.... And it's only Monday afternoon.
After a few days, the buttered (and now bearded) Ice gets his chance to take to the air. All goes well until one of the drones gets to laughing so hard at what appears to be a plane piloted by nothing more than raw biscuit dough with sunglasses, that he accidentally flys right in front of Ice.... That causes a flameout. Ice, knowing that he can't restart at low altitude, tries to eject... Unfortunately, the butter has lost most of it's lubricating properties in the days Ice waited in the plane for the mission to start. He's now stuck half inside the plane, with his upper torso well outside in the 500 mph wind. Eventually Ice uses his fat rolls to create enough lift to pull himself out of the plane, safely parachuting into a Denny's parking lot. Mav goes on to shoot down the drones, and meets Ice at Denny's for a celebration, and pancakes... With extra butter.
Ok, I just threw all my butter in the trash. Thanks a lot!!!
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Ok, I just threw all my butter in the trash. Thanks a lot!!!
:rofl
My bad...
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Ok, I just threw all my butter in the trash. Thanks a lot!!!
I had hopes of rubbing that on you and slash...
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Kilmer has slimmed down from this:
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/val-kilmer-fat.jpg)
To this:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/27/article-2253604-16A9B08C000005DC-380_634x745.jpg)
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Kilmer has slimmed down from this:
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/val-kilmer-fat.jpg)
To this:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/27/article-2253604-16A9B08C000005DC-380_634x745.jpg)
Geez, it was just supposed to be funny....
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Geez, it was just supposed to be funny....
It was funny. I was, however, responding to an earlier post...