Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Blinder on June 11, 2014, 08:02:45 AM
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Oh! I've slipped through the swirling clouds of dust,
a few feet from the dirt,
I've flown the Herk low enough,
to make my bottom hurt.
I've TFO'd the deserts, hills,
valleys and mountains too,
Frolicked in the trees,
where only flying squirrels flew.
Chased the frightened cows along,
disturbed the ram and ewe,
And done a hundred other things,
that you'd not care to do.
I've smacked the tiny sparrow,
bluebird, robin, all the rest,
I've ingested baby eaglets,
simply sucked them from their nest!
I've streaked through total darkness,
just the other guy and me,
And spent the night in terror of
things I could not see.
I've turned my eyes to heaven,
as I sweated through the flight,
Put out my hand and touched,
the master caution light.
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"Con los terroristas
Ey Shake
Ey Shake
Ey, Ey, Ey, Ey
Shake, Ta. Ta
And do the Harlem Shake
Ey Shake, Ey"
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Co-pilot: Damn,...forgot a container.
Pilot: No problem,....watch this!
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co-pilot - check it out, that guy on the container is doing 'the worm'
pilot - oh really? I can't tell from here, lets get a little closer.
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Man in center, below, shaking fist at man on left above: "Curse you, Olbermann, and your hideous flatulence!"
Man on right above, with hands on head in astonishment: "My god! His enormous flatulence has propelled him partially into the air!"
Man on left below: "My ears! I think I'm deaf! And . . . oh . . . the stench! The stench is starting to hit me! We're all going to die!"
Co-pilot to pilot: "John, it's happened again. Dive her down quick for a close fly by. We'll try to disperse the toxic vapors with prop wash. It's their only hope."