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Title: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Blinder on July 07, 2014, 06:13:45 PM
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Some days in the Marine Air Wing just don't unfold quite as well as we like them to.  :uhoh
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: AAJagerX on July 07, 2014, 06:45:20 PM
Fat airplane Facebook selfie...  I swear I'm skinny!
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: jeep00 on July 07, 2014, 06:55:25 PM
If you collapse those wings and say "psych!" one more time I swear I will turn this plane around and and we will go right back home.
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: SPKmes on July 07, 2014, 07:08:39 PM
Landing gear ...check
Tail hook .........check
wings folded..........check.......
hmmmmm.......uncheck   uncheck

Sorry.... wrong checklist
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Zerstorer on July 07, 2014, 07:08:56 PM
Better get Maaco!

http://www.maaco.com/ (http://www.maaco.com/)
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: SPKmes on July 07, 2014, 07:10:08 PM
Wish I was a corsair
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: craz07 on July 07, 2014, 08:42:12 PM
"Ohh what a hangover...."
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Nefarious on July 07, 2014, 08:47:46 PM
"Yeah, I went and fought some MiGs near the DMZ, then I flew to Khe Sanh and took out a whole company of attacking NVA with my guns, all with my wings folded up."
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Dichotomy on July 07, 2014, 08:59:11 PM
Don't tell me what to do.  I do what I WANT and make it look AWESOME
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Cremator on July 07, 2014, 10:17:08 PM
Lift is over rated.
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Swoop on July 08, 2014, 07:35:23 AM
I shoulda joined the Navy....
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Dragon on July 08, 2014, 07:48:12 AM
See, it's so ugly I can fold the wings and the Earth still repels it.
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: rabbidrabbit on July 08, 2014, 09:02:52 AM
Lift is over rated.

thrust > lift
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: artik on July 08, 2014, 09:22:44 AM
Several:

- When I land I'll ask for a transfer to a Skyhawk squadron!
- My mom had told me to fly A-4 and I hadn't listened...
- Should I try carrier landing or go to nearby A field?..
- I told you I can fold wings in-flight, you owe me five bucks!
- What is that written on the switch flaps or wings? I need to buy glasses...
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Nefarious on July 08, 2014, 10:14:55 AM
See, it's so ugly I can fold the wings and the Earth still repels it.

Blasphemy!  Even with its wings folded that is one of the sexiest aircraft ever made.
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Slate on July 08, 2014, 10:46:27 AM
     My other plane is a Harrier.  :airplane:
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Cthulhu on July 08, 2014, 03:17:39 PM
"Roger LSO, I have the ball.... two HUGE ones in fact."
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Blinder on July 08, 2014, 03:46:50 PM
Blasphemy!  Even with its wings folded that is one of the sexiest aircraft ever made.

Agreed! The F-8 is almost as gorgeous as the North American A3J.

And I have another one:

That sucking sound you hear is not the trusty J57 ..... it's the sound of the pilot's colon tugging on the seat cover!
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: DaveBB on July 08, 2014, 04:37:10 PM
"Man, the wing loading on this plane sure seems high" says the new pilot.
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: projoe on July 08, 2014, 05:27:01 PM
"Do you think now would be a good time to hit Alt F4?"
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Devil 505 on July 08, 2014, 09:51:22 PM
I'll show you the real Danger Zone.
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Meatwad on July 08, 2014, 09:55:16 PM
Super Dave makes an appearance at a local airshow
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: smoe on July 08, 2014, 10:35:41 PM
"Negative ghostrider the pattern is full."

(airplane noise) zzszszsszzszszzsszszszszzsssz zszszzsszzszszszzszzszszz.... .........."gosh darn, s@b!"
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Skyyr on July 08, 2014, 11:07:56 PM
Meanwhile, back in France...
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: craz07 on July 08, 2014, 11:50:10 PM
Meanwhile, back on the island of Meapos...


Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: mbailey on July 09, 2014, 05:33:16 AM
Photographic proof that the Marines get 2nd class equipment.........but will still come kick your arse with it  :aok
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Cremator on July 09, 2014, 08:33:57 PM
Sum ting wong
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Blinder on July 10, 2014, 02:25:01 PM
Sum ting wong

I take it that's the name of the South Vietnamese airfield he's fixin' to put down on, eh?  :airplane:
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Cthulhu on July 10, 2014, 04:37:47 PM
I take it that's the name of the South Vietnamese airfield he's fixin' to put down on, eh?  :airplane:

If by some bizarre chance you missed this Blinder, here ya go...

http://youtu.be/4V8zkhfDGMw       (http://youtu.be/4V8zkhfDGMw)

Media geniuses at work.  :lol
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Blinder on July 10, 2014, 05:12:43 PM
If by some bizarre chance you missed this Blinder, here ya go...

http://youtu.be/4V8zkhfDGMw       (http://youtu.be/4V8zkhfDGMw)

Media geniuses at work.  :lol

Yeah that was classic. I remember when that happened. For this thread, I figured it would be a good name for the airbase for this beleaguered Crusader driver to finally find some solace.  :aok
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: Mar on July 12, 2014, 04:04:57 PM
I know I know, from now on I'll read the instructions before I start pushing buttons and pulling levers, now are you gunna help me -- wait, what does this button d-

or

Look Ma, I really am flying a hot dog this time!
Title: Re: Caption it! (part IV)
Post by: APDrone on July 12, 2014, 07:00:03 PM
Blasphemy!  Even with its wings folded that is one of the sexiest aircraft ever made.

QFT!!
 :old: