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Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Professor Fate on October 23, 2001, 04:50:00 PM
He hit the BIG 40 today!
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: hitech on October 23, 2001, 05:11:00 PM
Welcome to the old fart club.
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: sax on October 23, 2001, 08:18:00 PM
40 is great, more excuses to get away with things.

Happy birthday :)
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Hangtime on October 23, 2001, 10:40:00 PM
Swagger.. expect to go blind any day now... unless you get arm extensions, you won't be able to read the wine list unassisted.

The next momentous occasion you'll have on yer inexolerable trudge up Old Age Hill will be waking up with a limp dick.

Happy birthday, yah young pup!

<S!>
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Saintaw on October 24, 2001, 03:09:00 AM
Happy Birthday Swaggie  :)
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Cobra on October 24, 2001, 07:47:00 AM
Swager, You Dress-Wearing Spit Dweeb!  Happy Birthday you old coot!!!!  :)

Cobra
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Westy MOL on October 24, 2001, 07:50:00 AM
Jolly good show Swagger! Happy birthday old man  :)!   I catch up to you in the spring...

 Westy
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Rude on October 24, 2001, 08:18:00 AM
Congrats...makes me happy to know I'm fightin folks that can't see everything like me :)
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2001, 08:29:00 AM
40 !?  Hell, your still a young buck!

Yes, being over 40 does have its advantages...

            1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

            2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

            3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

            4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

            5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

            6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

            7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

            8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.

            9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses).

            10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

            11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

            12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

            13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

            14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

            15. You sing along with the elevator music.

            16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

            17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

            18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.

            19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

            20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

            21. You can't remember who posted you this.

[ 10-24-2001: Message edited by: Ripsnort ]
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Rocket on October 24, 2001, 06:14:00 PM
SWWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggg ggggggeeeeeerrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy B-day bro!

S!
Rocket
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Animal on October 24, 2001, 08:30:00 PM
Happy Birthday

i bet you can already hear the Grim Reaper breathing behind you, caressing your neck with his scyte..

now.. ITS MIDLIFE CRISIS TIME!!!!

QUICK, GET A BMW.
Title: Happy Birthday Swagger!
Post by: Mighty1 on October 24, 2001, 09:37:00 PM
40?! Damn that's old!

Happy B-day!