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Title: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Lusche on September 09, 2014, 05:07:00 PM
The best - Someone
Because he's constantly called in for support when things are getting hot.
Be it long range strategic bombing ("Someone hit the AA factory!") , quick and precise Jabo runs ("Someone take down A2 dar, please!"), or fighter combat ("Someone get that Zero off my tail!") - his skills are always in high demand. He's a legend!

The worst - "Noone"
We lost, and it's his fault. Always. Apparently he's constantly trying to do the right thing, but his actions never seem to please anyone at all:
"Of course, no one took down ords A4. You suck!"
"No one able to bring me supplies? No wonder we are losing the war"
"Why did no one send me a check six? That's it, I leave!"

Yet he's a man of good will, because he will try again and again to help when Someone is not available: "Quick, someone turn the CV! [...] Dam, why did noone turn it???"


Salute to Someone and Noone! No matter which time and what place, you are always there and do your part... or not  :noid

 :salute
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: cobia38 on September 09, 2014, 05:16:56 PM
 Someone Bombed the HQ ....
 Noone Defended the HQ
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Latrobe on September 09, 2014, 06:06:01 PM
Someone cleared my 12
Noone cleared my 12


 :headscratch:



This hurts my brain.
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: SPKmes on September 09, 2014, 06:27:03 PM
Someone ... Brought out sups for my disabled tank in the middle of a heavy enemy GV battle.

Noone uses ACM anymore
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: dmdchief on September 09, 2014, 06:32:26 PM
someone is funny but no one seems to care, SALUTE FUNNY PEOPLE, HE HE HE
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: MrKrabs on September 09, 2014, 06:33:04 PM
Someone whined
Someone made money off cheese
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: guncrasher on September 09, 2014, 06:54:57 PM
funniest joke was about a player that complained that nobody gave him a check six.  some smart aleck replied that we were too busy laughing while the enemy con sneaked up his six.


semp
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: save on September 10, 2014, 03:31:21 AM
I was vulched at 25k  :cool:
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: bozon on September 10, 2014, 04:30:42 AM
I was vulched at 25k  :cool:
Damn alt monkey!
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Debrody on September 10, 2014, 06:53:17 AM
Its all true and its the way of the human thinking, but... was it supposed to be funny?
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Drane on September 10, 2014, 08:39:23 AM
Someone cleared my 12
Noone cleared my 6
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Chilli on September 10, 2014, 09:22:18 AM
Okay.... :rolleyes:  Someone explain humor to Debrody, please.

But no one should have to do it.   :mad:
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Skyyr on September 10, 2014, 10:20:44 AM
... better know as hypocrisy, applying different standards and expectations when it suits you best.
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on September 10, 2014, 10:48:28 AM
It's kind of an interesting side note but I think "No One"'s play may suffer because of what he does on weekends.

I know this because I used to work with this California ANG reserve guy who claimed he went down to Tijuana to see a particular type of animal circus act. He talked all about it.

Later, I was in some class and the prof was talking about manufacturing operations. He was berating business people from the UsA who went down to the Maquilladora region with crazy expectations about "the culture". He specifically cited this same animal circus act as the cultural impression most people had of that country and how distorted and false it was.

He then went on to say that, as far as "those types of acts" go, "No one actually does that"!!!

So, connecting that up with this thread, I'd say "No one" probably doesn't play well due to an inability to sit down. Plus, he's probably tired from traveling back and forth so frequently.
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Xavier on September 10, 2014, 10:52:10 AM
I'm "Noone" most of the time  :lol
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on September 10, 2014, 10:57:17 AM
Okay.... :rolleyes:  Someone explain humor to Debrody, please.

But no one should have to do it.   :mad:

 I think you mean, "AND no one should have to do it."

No one should have to wipe me with a heated moist towel after i get done dumping Mr. Grumper.

No one should have to get their head flushed in a toilet as I "finish"...

No one should suffer the repeated degradations I serve up gleefully.

No one "should" have to endure all this, but Someone actually does.

This also says something, perhaps, about the de facto definition of justice, as opposed to the normative one. Skyyr touches on this periodically, it seems, but probably not in such an bstract way.
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Debrody on September 10, 2014, 11:51:16 AM
Okay.... :rolleyes:  Someone explain humor to Debrody, please.

But no one should have to do it.   :mad:
German humour?  :)

... better know as hypocrisy, applying different standards and expectations when it suits you best.
Talking about hypocricy... hi, how are you?
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Skyyr on September 10, 2014, 12:00:17 PM
German humour?  :)
Talking about hypocricy... hi, how are you?

Not sure what "hypocricy" is. You playin' yet, Deb?
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: zack1234 on September 10, 2014, 12:10:44 PM
I am the best player in AH :old:
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Bruv119 on September 10, 2014, 12:36:58 PM
I am the best player in AH :old:

and the worst!     :banana:
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: flatiron1 on September 10, 2014, 01:01:06 PM
Don't forget about They.
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Debrody on September 10, 2014, 01:05:26 PM
Not sure what "hypocricy" is.
^^
this

You playin' yet, Deb?
This is getting old.
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: waystin2 on September 10, 2014, 01:27:14 PM
I am the nicest player in Aces High. :aok
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Chilli on September 10, 2014, 05:22:37 PM
I am the nicest player in Aces High. :aok

Someone said that to Waystin2 once, but no one actually believes it.   ;)
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: DREDIOCK on September 10, 2014, 05:41:48 PM
The best - Someone
Because he's constantly called in for support when things are getting hot.
Be it long range strategic bombing ("Someone hit the AA factory!") , quick and precise Jabo runs ("Someone take down A2 dar, please!"), or fighter combat ("Someone get that Zero off my tail!") - his skills are always in high demand. He's a legend!

The worst - "Noone"
We lost, and it's his fault. Always. Apparently he's constantly trying to do the right thing, but his actions never seem to please anyone at all:
"Of course, no one took down ords A4. You suck!"
"No one able to bring me supplies? No wonder we are losing the war"
"Why did no one send me a check six? That's it, I leave!"

Yet he's a man of good will, because he will try again and again to help when Someone is not available: "Quick, someone turn the CV! [...] Dam, why did noone turn it???"


Salute to Someone and Noone! No matter which time and what place, you are always there and do your part... or not  :noid

 :salute

LOL so true.
  :aok :aok
You could be the Andy Rooney of AH
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Mar on September 10, 2014, 07:07:47 PM
The best - Someone
Because he's constantly called in for support when things are getting hot.
Be it long range strategic bombing ("Someone hit the AA factory!") , quick and precise Jabo runs ("Someone take down A2 dar, please!"), or fighter combat ("Someone get that Zero off my tail!") - his skills are always in high demand. He's a legend!

The worst - "Noone"
We lost, and it's his fault. Always. Apparently he's constantly trying to do the right thing, but his actions never seem to please anyone at all:
"Of course, no one took down ords A4. You suck!"
"No one able to bring me supplies? No wonder we are losing the war"
"Why did no one send me a check six? That's it, I leave!"

Yet he's a man of good will, because he will try again and again to help when Someone is not available: "Quick, someone turn the CV! [...] Dam, why did noone turn it???"


Salute to Someone and Noone! No matter which time and what place, you are always there and do your part... or not  :noid

 :salute

 :rofl

Zack rules. :old:
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: 68ZooM on September 10, 2014, 08:26:38 PM
I am the nicest player in Aces High. :aok

 he actually is and it was a unanimous decision by all 6 voices in my head.
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: deadstikmac on September 10, 2014, 09:30:58 PM
Best Player: The guy who clears my 12

I don't care who kills who... kill them all as fast as possible.


Worse Player: The guy who clears my 6.

How else am I going to work on Defensive Tactics or Reversals if you kill the red guy who I have spent the last 15 minutes dodging his "BnZ" until he is out of E and decided to go for a saddle on my 6.




 :devil
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Zerstorer on September 10, 2014, 11:55:33 PM
I am the nicest player in Aces High. :aok

You are indeed, sir.   :)
Best Player: The guy who clears my 12

I don't care who kills who... kill them all as fast as possible.


Worse Player: The guy who clears my 6.

How else am I going to work on Defensive Tactics or Reversals if you kill the red guy who I have spent the last 15 minutes dodging his "BnZ" until he is out of E and decided to go for a saddle on my 6.

 :devil

 :uhoh

And you, sir, are the strangest person in AH. 

Seek help, man.  :D  ;)
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: Chilli on September 11, 2014, 03:01:13 AM
I am the nicest player in Aces High. :aok

You are indeed, sir.   :)
 :uhoh


Actually, someone has said that three times now, not including the voices in urself's head.  This thread may be making a strange turn, as for all those who are rooting  for a third contender.  "Do it urself".
Title: Re: The best and the worst player of AH
Post by: JimmyD3 on September 11, 2014, 11:15:16 AM
I find the most trees ! :D