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General Forums => Aircraft and Vehicles => Topic started by: Rich46yo on September 29, 2014, 02:52:47 PM
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Which one would you propose to?
And your not a freaking Mormon so you get only one. :lol
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The P-47. It is not the Spit or the Mustang or whatever super sexy machine one cares to name. Yet the statistics indicate that the reliable bird took its pilots into combat and BROUGHT THEM BACK HOME AGAIN. No horsecrap or insane quirks to flying it, from what I've read. That is the girl that all men who have the capacity to learn from experience eventually marry.
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The P-47. It is not the Spit or the Mustang or whatever super sexy machine one cares to name. Yet the statistics indicate that the reliable bird took its pilots into combat and BROUGHT THEM BACK HOME AGAIN. No horsecrap or insane quirks to flying it, from what I've read. That is the girl that all men who have the capacity to learn from experience eventually marry.
Very good point. I might have to marry the Mossie or maybe the TU-2. The Mossie because she is just so good looking, "and what a pair of Merlins". So its the Mossie.
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The P-47. It is not the Spit or the Mustang or whatever super sexy machine one cares to name. Yet the statistics indicate that the reliable bird took its pilots into combat and BROUGHT THEM BACK HOME AGAIN. No horsecrap or insane quirks to flying it, from what I've read. That is the girl that all men who have the capacity to learn from experience eventually marry.
Compression is probably the quirkiest thing about the P-47.
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ME 262 - She's young, fast and fiery... The redhead of the bunch, with a nice pair of Jumos.
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PT boat. she's not overly complicated, quick when she needs to be and ALWAYS wet :devil :bolt:
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I would pine away
All night and all day
For the F4U .... 1A
I guess you could say
I like her sashay
Her swing and her sway
At less than one k
On a landing approach
The deck in the spray
Giving Mr. Paddles
A trip to sickbay
As he flaps them so hard
He almost flies away
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ME 262 - She's young, fast and fiery... The redhead of the bunch, with a nice pair of Jumos.
Heh. Yeah, this ties in right well with what I was talking about.
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Which one would you propose to?
In real life? P-47. No question about it.
In AH? Why...the 202 of course. The Angelina Jolie of airplanes.
- oldman
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AH has too many brides to choose from...
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P-47 :airplane:
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TA-152, for many reasons but mainly because she loves me back.
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That's... that's tough. I'm really loving the Corsair. But at the end of the day, I always find myself back in the same beloved place:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Messerschmitt_Bf_109E_at_Thunder_Over_Michigan.jpg)
"The Bf-109 always brought to my mind the adjective 'sinister.' It has been suggested that it evinced the characteristics of the nation that conceived it, and to me it always looked lethal from any angle, on the ground or in the air; once I had climbed into its claustrophobic cockpit, it felt lethal!" -Eric Brown
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"Sinister" to me is more the quality I want in a comrade to walk the dark streets at night with, not the girl I want to marry. :D
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P-40 Warhawk
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Curtiss_P-40F_Warhawk_41-19841_7a_(6116227354).jpg)
Well I am kind of a one women guy. The Warhawk is not the prettiest gal in the bunch,
but she's not ugly either. Unlike some women that just want to try and over power and
confuse you with their bells and whistles. The P-40 is a gentle and good girl. She can hold
her own against the girls with the big boobs. It takes a special guy to fly her right. She is a
worker not a looker. She does every mission from dogfighting, strafing, and dive bombing
to flying long missions. She is not fast enough to run from a fight, so she will always stay
with you until the end. She is a faithful gal that I would be proud to marry and
call her my own..
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So the real reason you all would marry the jug is because you can phsically abuse them knowing that they'll limp back home with you.
Or maybe your all chubby chasers.
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This is a weird thread. :)
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The TA152....such long wings.... :bhead :bhead oh gawd I can't take it anymore!!!
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Hellkitty
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Yak-3...leggy, slim and she has an accent. :D
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Mosquito VI.
She has sexy lines, she gives me a woody and two people can enter her at once.
OH WAIT... :confused:
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Yak-3...leggy, slim and she has an accent. :D
Yeah... RUSSIAN accent. Not very sexy... And she has legs like a midget; even shorter than Lala's! :bolt:
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"Sinister" to me is more the quality I want in a comrade to walk the dark streets at night with, not the girl I want to marry. :D
Eh, it's working well for me so far! lol. And the Bf-109 just feels like "home".
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Dora. She's a feisty farm girl who's used to fighting with her brothers, but with finesse that almost every fighter wished they had. She's the girl who can drive a pickup truck, wear muddy cowboy boots and packs a punch when you annoy her. But she can put on a dress and impress all the gentlemen at a ball. She ain't much for fancy dancing, but she can zoom you away.
That's my Dora.
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You all personify planes so well. :rofl
I simply would marry a late war 109. :banana:
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I love the 110G2, but would not marry her. Way too ugly....I'd stick to a more casual relationship. :lol
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I'd definitely hook up with a Yak 3. She has grace and intelligence along with beautiful proportions. I love just looking at her. But her legs are a little short and she's not able to sustain long term operations and relationships. She's a short range girl and doesnt handle her "high" well. But down low she's a dancer with speed to boot. Marriage? Maybe no, but I'll never forget my time with her.
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A storch.
We both look awkward and gangly. We both are useful but not the first choice. We both are somewhat slow. We both like to smoke. We both seem to always have limited supplies, and people randomly yell at us.
Oh storchy.... :aok
(https://i.imgflip.com/cm9oi.jpg)
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A storch.
We both look awkward and gangly. We both are useful but not the first choice. We both are somewhat slow. We both like to smoke. We both seem to always have limited supplies, and people randomly yell at us.
Oh storchy.... :aok
(https://i.imgflip.com/cm9oi.jpg)
I think the bike in that picture may be faster :devil
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P38
Why ?
Because they did everything that was asked of them :devil
LtngRydr
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109F
Light
Sexy
Little bit of crazy, but not to wild
Bites hard, but not to hard :)
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FM2 Wildcat. She's the Felicity Smoak of AH2...the underappreciated secretly hot girl with glasses that nobody notices, but she's loyal and has your back in the worst of circumstances.
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/ChpGLCorps/tumblr_inline_mi6ee4e7x01qz4rgp_zps491c500d.png)
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Lol. You guys do realize radial engine planes are men.
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Lol. You guys do realize radial engine planes are men.
Uh uh. Just yours. ;)
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A6m "Hot" and japanese is all i need :airplane:
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A6m is a guy ray. Only piece of Japanese booty is the ki61. And she has seen some better days
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In Japan those lines are a little blurry at times...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKCPOQL98c
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i already used up the ki61 :uhoh
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This is a weird thread. :)
Nah perfectly normal
Mosquito VI.
She has sexy lines, she gives me a woody and two people can enter her at once.
OH WAIT... :confused:
Scratch that.......yep just got weird. :D
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P-39...kinda slow but looks good and flops around when you get rough with her...
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P-39...kinda slow but looks good and flops around when you get rough with her...
P-39 has a huge pulsating cannon the just explodes everywhere.
For me. I'd take the Allison Twins, P-39 and P-40. P40 is just classy and feirce. P39 is basicly what I look for in pornstar.