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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Fate on February 28, 2015, 09:57:09 AM
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Inspired by the events of yesterday, which will go down in history as Knit-Apocalypse 2015:
An Ode to the Bishops
You pointy head bastages have evoked my ire,
As my la7 dweeb ride again drops on fire.
I'm used to the gang rape, it is the Bish way,
But you've taken it to a whole new level today.
My chest starts to tighten, is it a heart attack?
As you pick me off the runway, immune to our ack.
Ten to one odds, yet every one of you Hos,
What you get out of hoarding, only God knows.
I've rage-logged in anger, my blood pressure spiked,
As I prepare for a moody and hard-drinking night.
Tomorrow may find me hung-over and beat,
But it won't take me long to get back on my feet.
So prepare your rear ends for some much needed reaming,
And don't get caught on the fly-out day-dreaming.
'Cuz if I catch you unwary, weak or alone,
I'm going to love you tenderly with a bone of my own.
And the last thing you'll feel before your vision goes red,
Is the warmth of this Hell Hound's piss down your leg.
:devil
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You should have named it "Ode to the Hordes" but it does pretty much cover game play these days! :salute
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Nice work. Pardon my edit. :D
An Ode to the Other Side
You pointy head bastages have evoked my ire,
As my la7 dweeb ride again drops on fire.
I'm used to the gang rape, it's always your way,
But you've taken it to a whole new level today.
My chest starts to tighten, is it a heart attack?
As you pick me off the runway, immune to our ack.
Ten to one odds, yet every one of you Hos,
What you get out of hoarding, only God knows.
I've rage-logged in anger, my blood pressure spiked,
As I prepare for a moody and hard-drinking night.
Tomorrow may find me hung-over and beat,
But it won't take me long to get back on my feet.
So prepare your rear ends for some much needed reaming,
And don't get caught on the fly-out day-dreaming.
'Cuz if I catch you unwary, weak or alone,
I'm going to love you tenderly with a bone of my own.
And the last thing you'll feel before your vision goes red,
Is the warmth of this Hell Hound's piss down your leg.
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Inspired by the events of yesterday, which will go down in history as Knit-Apocalypse 2015:
An Ode to the Bishops
You pointy head bastages have evoked my ire,
As my la7 dweeb ride again drops on fire.
I'm used to the gang rape, it is the Bish way,
But you've taken it to a whole new level today.
My chest starts to tighten, is it a heart attack?
As you pick me off the runway, immune to our ack.
Ten to one odds, yet every one of you Hos,
What you get out of hoarding, only God knows.
I've rage-logged in anger, my blood pressure spiked,
As I prepare for a moody and hard-drinking night.
Tomorrow may find me hung-over and beat,
But it won't take me long to get back on my feet.
So prepare your rear ends for some much needed reaming,
And don't get caught on the fly-out day-dreaming.
'Cuz if I catch you unwary, weak or alone,
I'm going to love you tenderly with a bone of my own.
And the last thing you'll feel before your vision goes red,
Is the warmth of this Hell Hound's piss down your leg.
:devil
Excellent!!!!!
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There once was a flyer named Fate
Who got ho ganged right out of the gate
He vowed with a growl
That increased to a howl
I'll pee both our legs next time, mate
:D
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There once was a flyer named Fate
Who got ho ganged right out of the gate
He vowed with a growl
That increased to a howl
I'll pee both our legs next time, mate
:D
:rock Brilliant!!!! :aok
Fugitive, FLS: if I was being fair, I'd have to agree. But I'm not. Good edit none-the-less. :D
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Sheesh this is ALMOST as bad as that thread I started. Skuzzy gonna have to hire a part time weekend aid if this keeps up :x
For real though in all fairness as much fun as I'm sure yesterday was for bish it is extremely difficult to defend against 2 hordes on both fronts.
I'm actually going to congratulate the knights for the resistance and defense they put up. In times like that you just have to put your head down and push through it. Albeit disorganized as a whole country well done :salute
Perhaps next time a mission to a couple ammo factories and poking a few bases might keep you from defending a whole night.
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:rock Brilliant!!!! :aok
Fugitive, FLS: if I was being fair, I'd have to agree. But I'm not. Good edit none-the-less. :D
As Fate would have it
one side's the best
and towers over
all the rest
Where other's see
the same old thing
Fate lacks experience
that time will bring
Every side is much
the same
and take their credit
dole out blame
It's human nature
to the bone
never changing
set in stone
But change may come
and Fate abide
when once he tries
the other side
:old:
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As Fate would have it
one side's the best
and towers over
all the rest
Where other's see
the same old thing
Fate lacks experience
that time will bring
Every side is much
the same
and take their credit
dole out blame
It's human nature
to the bone
never changing
set in stone
But change may come
and Fate abide
when once he tries
the other side
:old:
:x :cheers: ain't that the truth
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
That was simply brilliant old man!!!!!!!!!!!! Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!! :aok :aok
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a true rage-fueled ode if i ever read one..
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Nice Fate!