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Title: Toad
Post by: funkedup on September 06, 2001, 01:24:00 PM

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Title: Toad
Post by: Toad on September 06, 2001, 02:56:00 PM

The standard claim made by all the instructors in UPT was that "given enough bananas, I could teach a monkey to fly."

I guess that was meant to reassure us.  ;)

I love the Bob Stevens stuff. Thx.

Title: Toad
Post by: funkedup on September 07, 2001, 12:00:00 PM

I was thinking of my "stick and rudder monkey" comment that you flamed me for a while back.   :)

Title: Toad
Post by: Toad on September 07, 2001, 12:26:00 PM

Actually, none of us have any skill at all.

It's all done with autopilot now; we never ever touch anything except to taxi.

In fact, hiring is no longer based on flight experience.

Just ask an old UAL pilot .   :D

Title: Toad
Post by: funkedup on September 07, 2001, 12:33:00 PM

I KNEW IT!