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Title: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: Rich46yo on March 30, 2015, 11:50:13 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/03/30/shooting-at-fort-meade-after-driver-tries-to-ram-gate-police-say/

Not tied to terrorism?
Title: Re: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: SysError on March 30, 2015, 03:29:28 PM
May change, but as of now:

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Authorities tell CBS News that the man may have made a wrong turn onto the campus after an "all night bender."

Howard County police say the SUV used in this morning’s incident at the NSA was stolen from a hotel off of Route 1 in Jessup.   

An FBI spokeswoman said the incident was not believed to be linked to terrorism.
Title: Re: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: eagl on March 30, 2015, 03:51:14 PM
2 guys dressed as women with drugs in a stolen car...  Could be just a couple of druggie cross-dressers who took a wrong turn and didn't want to stop and have to explain to NSA gate guards what was going on.  Or maybe they're known criminals transporting drugs in disguise, and took a wrong turn.  If the car was stolen then that makes me think even more that it was a wrong turn and they thought challenging the gate was better than stopping and going to jail.  I'm guessing that stopping and taking their lumps would have been better than crashing the gate and getting shot, but we probably shouldn't expect normal decision making from 2 guys dressed like women with drugs in their stolen car.

If they were smart enough to make a better decision, they probably wouldn't have been in a stolen car, with drugs, dressed like women, in the first place.   :old:

Title: Re: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: Oldman731 on March 30, 2015, 04:17:13 PM
If they were smart enough to make a better decision, they probably wouldn't have been in a stolen car, with drugs, dressed like women, in the first place. 


Heh.  Reminds me of the old "Batman" TV series, where Batman said to Robin something like this:  "Of course criminals are stupid, Robin.  If they were smart, they wouldn't be criminals."

- oldman

Title: Re: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: Rich46yo on March 31, 2015, 09:29:44 AM
I smell a rat. Of course how could the NSA hide anything?
Title: Re: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: Rich46yo on April 01, 2015, 09:39:09 AM
Boy this story sure died.

OK a couple of men dressed as woman, and possibly high, shoot it out at the gate of a highly sensitive NSA center. I'll buy it.
Title: Re: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 01, 2015, 12:48:02 PM
Boy this story sure died.

OK a couple of men dressed as woman, and possibly high, shoot it out at the gate of a highly sensitive NSA center. I'll buy it.

They were transvestite hookers that stole the SUV from some old guy they picked up and took them to a hotel where they waited until the old dude went to the bathroom and took the SUV.  They were probably afraid that the NSA gate guard would call the police on them.  Obviously these were your hardcore transvestite hookers, not your run of the mill storchita kind of transvestite.
Title: Re: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: SysError on April 02, 2015, 12:34:03 AM
Boy this story sure died.

OK a couple of men dressed as woman, and possibly high, shoot it out at the gate of a highly sensitive NSA center. I'll buy it.

The thing about the ramps off to NSA is that they look really normal.  They just look like any regular turn off, expect the signs say to NSA.  And once on them, at least the entrances that I know of, you have no choice but to drive up to the guard station for the turn around.

Given the troubled nature of the two guys driving the stolen SUV, I could see this happening.

Title: Re: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: zack1234 on April 02, 2015, 01:42:59 AM
Pipz does not know said transgender chaps, well not in the last 2 months :old:
Title: Re: NSA gate crashed.
Post by: caldera on April 02, 2015, 05:16:10 AM
At last! definitive proof of "the war on women"!