General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: MrKrabs on March 30, 2015, 03:56:11 PM
Title: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: MrKrabs on March 30, 2015, 03:56:11 PM
Winston paid me a visit under the sea and confiscated all of my maple syrup!
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: ebfd11 on March 30, 2015, 04:27:08 PM
Umm Crabby it wasn't Winston... it was me, I wanted to replace it with REAL NH maple syrup, but you came home too quick and i had to leave without replacing it.
The old stuff is being used as road tar replacement.
LawnDart
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: morfiend on March 30, 2015, 07:25:18 PM
Umm Crabby it wasn't Winston... it was me, I wanted to replace it with REAL NH maple syrup, but you came home too quick and i had to leave without replacing it.
The old stuff is being used as road tar replacement.
LawnDart
:rofl :rofl :rofl
In NH they thought the syrup came right out of the tree! It took some Canuks to show them they had to boil it down to get "real" maple syrup...... :rolleyes:
BTW Crabby it wasnt Winston,it was his brother Hubert.
:salute
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: MrKrabs on March 30, 2015, 10:57:18 PM
Morfiend I am appalled by your accusation of dear Hurbert. We all surely know Hubert cannot swim. I thought you had more integrity than that! Yet another. Outrage!
And Lawndart... Upon further inspection of my residence I noticed my tub of claw wax has been replaced by a tub of lumpy syrup... I completely understand how you mistook it for proper syrup! Also... Please return myunderwear... Do you understand how OUTRAGIOUSLY difficult and expensive to find such garments with multiple legholes in my size?
I see Winston has corrupted you surface dwellers...
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: mbailey on March 31, 2015, 05:14:21 AM
Umm Crabby it wasn't Winston... it was me, I wanted to replace it with REAL NH maple syrup, but you came home too quick and i had to leave without replacing it.
The old stuff is being used as road tar replacement.
LawnDart
And now for something unrelated, I'll be spending this weekend up in northern PA tapping 135 trees for sap....then a few very long days/ nights stirring. Amazing stuff when it's done tho.......and an excellent reason to stand around and have a few beers. Hey Pipz, can I be an honorary Cannuk? I have "The Right Stuff" syrup, beer and a red plad wool hat with ear flaps :D :cheers:
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: mbailey on March 31, 2015, 05:16:01 AM
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Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: Scherf on March 31, 2015, 06:33:56 AM
Actually, it's far from an outrage.
In fact, it's all good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74sV65lWp0
(Although, slightly NSFW.)
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: Copprhed on March 31, 2015, 06:56:27 AM
Krabs don't wear under wear, but they DO go out in drag...... (http://i1065.photobucket.com/albums/u400/copprhed/purple%20vampire%20crab.jpg)
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: morfiend on March 31, 2015, 05:30:57 PM
Morfiend I am appalled by your accusation of dear Hurbert. We all surely know Hubert cannot swim. I thought you had more integrity than that! Yet another. Outrage!
I guess you didnt hear that I spent the winter teaching hubert to swim,we used the frozen lakes to build his confidence and we even got Hubert to give up his water wings once he realized the water would hold him up!!!
I admit he will be surprized once he finds the water is no longer solid,but hey live and learn!!! :devil :salute
:salute
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: Nathan60 on March 31, 2015, 05:40:22 PM
Umm Crabby it wasn't Winston... it was me, I wanted to replace it with REAL NH maple syrup, but you came home too quick and i had to leave without replacing it.
The old stuff is being used as road tar replacement.
LawnDart
The maple syrup syndicate is real!!!
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: ebfd11 on March 31, 2015, 08:56:51 PM
When Cannuks want real maple syrup they go to NH where real men live and are born.. :devil
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: Nathan60 on March 31, 2015, 09:37:31 PM
so thats why you really moved to Georgia..nothing to do with the Pink Pony.
LawnDart salute to you ..LOL
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: zack1234 on April 01, 2015, 01:54:39 AM
Please note Pipz is in protective custody for his own safety.
Churchill his three legged Moose has again run ammok and violated a statue dedicated to the Rt Hon Jesse Jackson the famous Icelandic nudist advocate :old:
Pipz is claiming no responsibility for said Moose's non Canadian behaviour.
(Please note North Korea or Soft fruit products are not to blame for said violation)
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: DubiousKB on April 01, 2015, 09:39:51 AM
You're just part of the amish mafia trying to keep the maple syrup syndicate down! Viva Pipz!!
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: ink on April 01, 2015, 10:06:16 AM
Please note Pipz is not in protective custody for his own safety.
He is performing for the local troops, albeit in a pink tutu, the troops are falling for him and love what he does. As we speak he is falling for a Command Chief Warrant Officer and they are thinking of running away and starting a new life together.
Don't Blame the Moose as he is innocent and was put up to this by Pipz.
(Please note North Korea or Soft fruit products are not to blame for said violation)
Fixed
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: pipz on April 02, 2015, 03:22:28 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
I love syrup, dancing, Warrant officers and Canada!!!!! When I get this most inconvenient electronic device off my leg I will come fetch Winston :old:
Title: Re: Pipz! This Is An Outrage!
Post by: MrKrabs on April 02, 2015, 10:29:57 PM
I guess you didnt hear that I spent the winter teaching hubert to swim,we used the frozen lakes to build his confidence and we even got Hubert to give up his water wings once he realized the water would hold him up!!!
I admit he will be surprized once he finds the water is no longer solid,but hey live and learn!!! :devil :salute