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Title: Alligators help cleanse gene pool..
Post by: APDrone on July 04, 2015, 08:23:53 AM: .. really should have been the headline for this one..

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html)

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Post by: Drano on July 04, 2015, 09:38:34 AM: He really showed them!

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Post by: USRanger on July 04, 2015, 03:46:06 PM: Idiot-0
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Post by: kilo2 on July 04, 2015, 04:03:44 PM: *Blank* the alligators!

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Post by: JimmyD3 on July 04, 2015, 06:34:59 PM: Stupid is as stupid does.
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Post by: Scherf on July 04, 2015, 11:05:30 PM: Edit - turns out the case we had a few years back involved a tourist being "invited" into a billabong known to be inhabited by crocs:

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/08/30/1093852183038.html?from=storylhs
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Post by: Nathan60 on July 05, 2015, 12:02:49 AM: thank you alligators :aok
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Post by: Maverick on July 05, 2015, 10:24:39 AM: Darwin award presented by gator 1. :O
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Post by: Ack-Ack on July 05, 2015, 04:26:05 PM: Anyone willing to bet his last words were "hold this beer for me."?
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 05, 2015, 09:32:45 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on July 05, 2015, 04:26:05 PM
Anyone willing to bet his last words were "hold this beer for me."?

it DID happen in Texas sir. Subsequently the phrase would have been 'yall hol mah behr an watch this'.

Keep in mind I'm from Texas but we seem to be breeding idiots more and more these days.
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Post by: HPriller on July 05, 2015, 10:33:42 PM: Actually, the article I read about it specifically stated his last words as "F*** the alligators!"

Too bad nobody whipped out a cell phone camera and recorded it. I'm sure the video would've been something to see.
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Post by: Saxman on July 05, 2015, 10:44:40 PM: Quote from: Dichotomy on July 05, 2015, 09:32:45 PM
it DID happen in Texas sir. Subsequently the phrase would have been 'yall hol mah behr an watch this'.

Keep in mind I'm from Texas but we seem to be breeding idiots more and more these days.

He was from St. Louis. Hopefully East St. Louis. We on the West Side take great pains to disassociate ourselves from the wrong side of the River.
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Post by: Volron on July 08, 2015, 11:15:13 PM: Well, I feel sorry for the gator. Probably had the mean shreds after. :(
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Post by: Meatwad on July 09, 2015, 05:53:44 PM: Quote from: Saxman on July 05, 2015, 10:44:40 PM
He was from St. Louis. Hopefully East St. Louis. We on the West Side take great pains to disassociate ourselves from the wrong side of the River.

If he was from the east side, then we should soon see riots, protests, and looting in the swamps because the gator committed a crime of hate. Which would last a few days then there will be nothing but gators with full bellies
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Post by: Saxman on July 09, 2015, 09:49:03 PM: Quote from: Meatwad on July 09, 2015, 05:53:44 PM

If he was from the east side, then we should soon see riots, protests, and looting in the swamps because the gator committed a crime of hate. Which would last a few days then there will be nothing but gators with full bellies

Nah, all the gators' cars would be jacked up on cinder blocks.
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Post by: Meatwad on July 09, 2015, 10:57:34 PM: Gator cars :rofl :rofl