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Title: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: mbailey on August 08, 2015, 06:31:28 PM
Shot beer out my nose when my wife showed me this

To my fellow parents (and those with a sick sence of humor) enjoy!  :D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: SysError on August 08, 2015, 06:59:12 PM
I do not know....   :eek: 

It goes just a little to far....  :uhoh 

Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: mbailey on August 08, 2015, 07:12:06 PM
I do not know....   :eek: 

It goes just a little to far....  :uhoh

It has to come up a few levels to even reach to far.....it's looking going to far in the rear view 
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: MrKrabs on August 08, 2015, 07:20:28 PM
Oh gawd... Don't show this to Glzz
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: APDrone on August 08, 2015, 07:24:50 PM
Ok.. old fart test..

Show hands of all who were immediately reminded of 'puppy uppers' and 'doggy downers'..

 :rofl

Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: SysError on August 08, 2015, 07:53:47 PM
It has to come up a few levels to even reach to far.....it's looking going to far in the rear view

I don't know.  Punching a pregnant woman in the stomach?  A little too far for me, even if it is not graphic.


P.S.  BTW: some of the other stuff is funny.  In fact it seems too real.

Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Serenity on August 08, 2015, 08:21:04 PM
That whole thing was the most glorious thing I've ever seen.
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Mar on August 08, 2015, 08:23:47 PM
That whole thing was the most glorious thing I've ever seen.

Now I'm really starting to worry about you...
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Serenity on August 08, 2015, 08:25:16 PM
Now I'm really starting to worry about you...

Join the club! I'm sure there's a website...
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Mar on August 08, 2015, 08:32:57 PM
If not I'll make one. :D
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Serenity on August 08, 2015, 08:34:35 PM
If not I'll make one. :D

All jokes aside, YES! Please do lol! I use that "Join the club, they/we have a website!" line so often, it would be glorious if it were actually true!
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Widewing on August 08, 2015, 09:03:21 PM
Far more gentle than when I grew up...

I recall my mother using something like this....

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eP3jE5mRw2M/VWtrwjfrR2I/AAAAAAAAEW8/SwXkBQ1xk9w/s1600/wooden%2Bclub.jpg)
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Volron on August 08, 2015, 10:33:05 PM
Okay, the title of this is what is wrong.  It should read:  So right....so, so RIGHT!

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Dichotomy on August 09, 2015, 05:45:32 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!!  Man I think I just strained a rib laughing at that.  Fantastic
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Swoop on August 09, 2015, 06:27:43 AM
Oh that is getting forwarded to every poor sap I know with kids.   

HT, Bruv and Nef.....buy some now before the price goes up!

Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: jimbo71 on August 09, 2015, 10:18:15 AM
Far more gentle than when I grew up...

I recall my mother using something like this....

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eP3jE5mRw2M/VWtrwjfrR2I/AAAAAAAAEW8/SwXkBQ1xk9w/s1600/wooden%2Bclub.jpg)

My cousin was getting a whooping with one of these.  My aunt had chased him down and got 2 licks on his rear when the spoon broke in half.  With teary eyes he looked over his shoulder and saw the broken spoon and said "I guess they just don't make 'em like they used to".

My aunt couldn't stop laughing.  That day my cousin beat the system lol
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Lusche on August 09, 2015, 10:35:25 AM
That's... chloroform?!   :rofl  :aok

I ordered a pallet!  :old:
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Widewing on August 09, 2015, 10:54:48 AM
My cousin was getting a whooping with one of these.  My aunt had chased him down and got 2 licks on his rear when the spoon broke in half.  With teary eyes he looked over his shoulder and saw the broken spoon and said "I guess they just don't make 'em like they used to".

My aunt couldn't stop laughing.  That day my cousin beat the system lol

Great story... My mom broke a few too.

However, Amazon has them at 3 for $5.44!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ji7gB0A%2BL.jpg)
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: jimbo71 on August 09, 2015, 11:07:35 AM
Great story... My mom broke a few too.

However, Amazon has them at 3 for $5.44!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ji7gB0A%2BL.jpg)

@ $1.81 per beat down my mother would have considered that economically viable.  I used to get a switch from a huge boxwood we had.  She didnt even have to get off the front porch to retrieve one of the WMD's

Ahhh good times  :O
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Volron on August 09, 2015, 11:27:24 AM
Thanks to Nap Time, I stumbled into this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws

 :D
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Nathan60 on August 09, 2015, 02:18:58 PM
Far more gentle than when I grew up...

I recall my mother using something like this....

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eP3jE5mRw2M/VWtrwjfrR2I/AAAAAAAAEW8/SwXkBQ1xk9w/s1600/wooden%2Bclub.jpg)
yep the wooden spoon


also the falcon punch in the video
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Xtrepid on August 09, 2015, 06:41:08 PM
  HT, Bruv and Nef.....buy some now before the price goes up!

23 Easy Payments of $1.99 Plus S&H

150 Year Warranty... Generations of Shelf Life...


X   :salute


Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: guncrasher on August 09, 2015, 07:36:23 PM
Oh that is getting forwarded to every poor sap I know with kids.   

HT, Bruv and Nef.....buy some now before the price goes up!

we should send it to hitech to coad it into the game to get rid of all pests in the
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Ripsnort on August 09, 2015, 07:44:46 PM
Oh that is getting forwarded to every poor sap I know with kids.   

HT, Bruv and Nef.....buy some now before the price goes up!
Poor sap comes with many memories, prospective grand children, children who will look after aging parents.

Just saying...paying up front typically reaps rewards later on in life.

:)
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Oldman731 on August 09, 2015, 09:29:32 PM
Widely forwarded.  Thanks.

- oldman
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Scherf on August 09, 2015, 09:38:22 PM
Li'l bit heavy on the wft - stomach punch especially, and the baby in the shoebox.

Maybe I'm just too old for my own good.
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Slash27 on August 09, 2015, 10:27:07 PM
I don't know.  Punching a pregnant woman in the stomach?  A little too far for me, even if it is not graphic.


P.S.  BTW: some of the other stuff is funny.  In fact it seems too real.
geez :rolleyes:
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: Dichotomy on August 10, 2015, 05:38:57 AM
 
Thanks to Nap Time, I stumbled into this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws

 :D
  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: mechanic on August 10, 2015, 05:52:48 AM
hah! that was classic
Title: Re: So wrong......so, so wrong
Post by: mbailey on August 10, 2015, 06:24:53 AM
Great story... My mom broke a few too.

However, Amazon has them at 3 for $5.44!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ji7gB0A%2BL.jpg)

Mine was a ninja with a Woolworths wooden yardstick  :D