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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Tracers on September 04, 2015, 05:51:52 PM
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So a beautiful 21 year old woman offered to have sex with me last night and all I had to do in return was advertise to my friends some kind of bathroom cleaner.
Of course I declined because I have high morals and strong willpower. Willpower as strong as Ajax antibacterial shower cleaner which now comes in either vanilla, lavender or lemon scented varieties.
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I lol'd
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :aok
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Vanilla :aok
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tracer, the reason you declined is because you didnt want to show that beautiful woman, how bad you miss the toilet.
semp
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:rofl
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That was over my bald head. :huh
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So a beautiful 21 year old woman offered to have sex with me last night and all I had to do in return was advertise to my friends some kind of bathroom cleaner.
Of course I declined because I have high morals and strong willpower. Willpower as strong as Ajax antibacterial shower cleaner which now comes in either vanilla, lavender or lemon scented varieties.
That's too funny... :rofl
Coogan
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:rofl
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Cleanlyness is next to Godlyness :old:
Well done :old:
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Lmao!
Wait....you had sex with Ajax? Is he still playing?
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Now that's my idea of an effective Guerrilla Marketing campaign.
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Lmao!
Wait....you had sex with Ajax? Is he still playing?
Ajax of the Trojan War fame killed himself, so he had sex with a loooong dead male.
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dont know if this is true or not....but :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
very good on ya son...you keep with those morals and we will have you a senator or Governor in no time :rofl :rofl :rofl
I was offered sex for tattoos.....just a few times :o
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Did you ink?
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Did you ink?
did I partake?
well honestly my wife was one...so that would have to be yes at least once... :o
but ya I was a potato...woman were my crack...not proud of it....it has caused a lot of trouble in my life....
I used to wish that I could change the way I was....
then I realized that I am who I am because of the things I have done and the things that I have had to deal with.......I would not know how important Love is...if the pain of losing it never came to me...
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I used to wish that I could change the way I was....
then I realized that I am who I am because of the things I have done and the things that I have had to deal with.......I would not know how important Love is...if the pain of losing it never came to me...
This is one thing that I have in common with you, Ink. I have often wished I could change some of the things I've done, not hurt those that I loved. The consequences for them and myself were grievous. I know that the lessons I have learned from those circumstances , and the residual pain from the knowledge of what I did, that keeps me from repeating them, and makes me a better person today. Thanks for letting me know that I'm not alone.
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I used to wish that I could change the way I was....
then I realized that I am who I am because of the things I have done and the things that I have had to deal with.......I would not know how important Love is...if the pain of losing it never came to me...
Well said Ink, what we do/did defines who we are, the mistakes are opportunities for "course corrections" of which I have had many. :salute
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This is one thing that I have in common with you, Ink. I have often wished I could change some of the things I've done, not hurt those that I loved. The consequences for them and myself were grievous. I know that the lessons I have learned from those circumstances , and the residual pain from the knowledge of what I did, that keeps me from repeating them, and makes me a better person today. Thanks for letting me know that I'm not alone.
:salute
Well said Ink, what we do/did defines who we are, the mistakes are opportunities for "course corrections" of which I have had many. :salute
"course corrections"
good description... :aok
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Your all going to the hot place :rofl
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Your all going to the hot place :rofl
Been there hence the add for ajax :rofl
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Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?
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Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?
They notice that you're a sensitive creature who'd break if left. So they point you to the only partner who will never leave you.
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Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?
:rofl
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Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?
LOL
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:rofl
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Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?
bozon, the going rate is more than 1 dollar right now.
semp
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That was funny. :aok
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Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?
:rofl
bozon, the going rate is more than 1 dollar right now.
semp
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