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Title: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Tracers on September 04, 2015, 05:51:52 PM
So a beautiful 21 year old woman offered to have sex with me last night and all I had to do in return was advertise to my friends some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course I declined because I have high morals and strong willpower. Willpower as strong as Ajax antibacterial shower cleaner which now comes in either vanilla, lavender or lemon scented varieties.
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Dragon Tamer on September 04, 2015, 05:58:01 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Nathan60 on September 04, 2015, 06:06:21 PM
I lol'd
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: pipz on September 04, 2015, 06:31:46 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :aok
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Meatwad on September 04, 2015, 08:02:33 PM
Vanilla  :aok
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: guncrasher on September 04, 2015, 08:06:05 PM
tracer, the reason you declined is because you didnt want to show that beautiful woman, how bad you miss the toilet.



semp
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Volron on September 04, 2015, 08:30:03 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Ripsnort on September 04, 2015, 09:14:09 PM
That was over my bald head.  :huh
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: 100Coogn on September 05, 2015, 12:15:10 AM
So a beautiful 21 year old woman offered to have sex with me last night and all I had to do in return was advertise to my friends some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course I declined because I have high morals and strong willpower. Willpower as strong as Ajax antibacterial shower cleaner which now comes in either vanilla, lavender or lemon scented varieties.

That's too funny...   :rofl

Coogan
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: hgtonyvi on September 05, 2015, 01:10:03 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: zack1234 on September 05, 2015, 01:42:33 AM
Cleanlyness is next to Godlyness :old:

Well done :old:

Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: jeep00 on September 05, 2015, 07:50:36 AM
Lmao!
Wait....you had sex with Ajax? Is he still playing?
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Muzzy on September 05, 2015, 12:36:35 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Now that's my idea of an effective Guerrilla Marketing campaign.
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: MiloMorai on September 05, 2015, 12:50:51 PM
Lmao!
Wait....you had sex with Ajax? Is he still playing?

Ajax of the Trojan War fame killed himself, so he had sex with a loooong dead male.
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: ink on September 05, 2015, 01:38:34 PM
dont know if this is true or not....but  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


very good on ya son...you keep with those morals and we will have you a senator or Governor in no time  :rofl :rofl :rofl




I was offered sex for tattoos.....just a few times :o
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: zack1234 on September 05, 2015, 04:10:03 PM
Did you ink?
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: ink on September 05, 2015, 04:47:40 PM
Did you ink?

did I partake?


well honestly my wife was one...so that would have to be yes at least once... :o



but ya I was a potato...woman were my crack...not proud of it....it has caused a lot of trouble in my life....

I used to wish that I could change the way I was....

then I realized that I am who I am because of the things I have done and the things that I have had to deal with.......I would not know how important Love is...if the pain of losing it never came to me...

Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Copprhed on September 05, 2015, 05:23:50 PM


I used to wish that I could change the way I was....

then I realized that I am who I am because of the things I have done and the things that I have had to deal with.......I would not know how important Love is...if the pain of losing it never came to me...
This is one thing that I have in common with you, Ink. I have often wished I could change some of the things I've done, not hurt those that I loved. The consequences for them and myself were grievous.  I know that the lessons I have learned from those circumstances , and the residual pain from the knowledge of what I did, that keeps me from repeating them, and makes me a better person today. Thanks for letting me know that I'm not alone.
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: JimmyD3 on September 05, 2015, 06:10:16 PM

I used to wish that I could change the way I was....

then I realized that I am who I am because of the things I have done and the things that I have had to deal with.......I would not know how important Love is...if the pain of losing it never came to me...

Well said Ink, what we do/did defines who we are, the mistakes are opportunities for "course corrections" of which I have had many. :salute
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: ink on September 05, 2015, 06:34:17 PM
This is one thing that I have in common with you, Ink. I have often wished I could change some of the things I've done, not hurt those that I loved. The consequences for them and myself were grievous.  I know that the lessons I have learned from those circumstances , and the residual pain from the knowledge of what I did, that keeps me from repeating them, and makes me a better person today. Thanks for letting me know that I'm not alone.



 :salute


Well said Ink, what we do/did defines who we are, the mistakes are opportunities for "course corrections" of which I have had many. :salute


"course corrections"

good description... :aok
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: zack1234 on September 06, 2015, 02:47:56 AM
Your all going to the hot place :rofl

Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Tracers on September 06, 2015, 06:26:32 AM
Your all going to the hot place :rofl

Been there hence the add for ajax  :rofl
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: bozon on September 06, 2015, 06:58:58 AM
Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Bizman on September 06, 2015, 08:51:04 AM
Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?
They notice that you're a sensitive creature who'd break if left. So they point you to the only partner who will never leave you.
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: ink on September 06, 2015, 11:34:10 AM
Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?


 :rofl


Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Spikes on September 06, 2015, 11:43:09 AM
Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?
LOL
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Someguy63 on September 06, 2015, 01:30:19 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: guncrasher on September 06, 2015, 09:37:24 PM
Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?

bozon, the going rate is more than 1 dollar right now.



semp
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Curval on September 07, 2015, 08:37:49 AM
That was funny. :aok
Title: Re: I was offered sex last night
Post by: Volron on September 07, 2015, 08:28:12 PM
Women never offer me sex. Instead, they keep suggesting that I have sex with myself.
What's up with that?

 :rofl

bozon, the going rate is more than 1 dollar right now.



semp

 :rofl :rofl :rofl