General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Wizz on September 17, 2015, 11:10:32 PM
Title: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 17, 2015, 11:10:32 PM
I remember a certain CO allowing me on vox tonight...
I remember his words very clearly....
He said, " What now ***** you got no altitude, whatcha gonna do now?" after he called the push on a base which was met with a great defensive force.
Well I took my B-17's into that base on the deck with 4 friendlies and 11 cons. I walked away with no bomber damage, landed with 2 kills, and did it with both wings shot off pilot wounded landing 28 minutes away from all that.
You see I produce and I am sorry you bailed before the map was won. You just might be who they say you are....
I am better :old:
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 17, 2015, 11:15:39 PM
and despite your squads bests efforts your squad did not win the war. Your mouth and the way you carry yourself does not match. Your only good at what you do.
You can not lead men against a unified force. Your only good against noobs and disorganization.
I heard what you said you allowed me on vox. Some jokes make it some jokes dont.....
your 12 kill sortie abandoning your men tonight does not compare to my regular everyday FineTime that I have in AH.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 17, 2015, 11:17:59 PM
and desoite your squads bests efforts your squad did not win the war. Your mouth and the way you carry yourself does not match. Your only good at what you do.
You can not lead men against a unified force. Your only good against noobs and disorganization.
I heard what you said you allowed me on vox. Some jokes make it some jokes dont.....
your 12 kill sortie abandoning your men tonight does not compare to my regular everyday FineTime that I have in AH.
Yes I see your rule book and I raise it 4 more.
there is a sickness within the community and it is everywhere.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 17, 2015, 11:20:05 PM
7 i didnt kill it but helped notifications....
you guys just cleaned up.
I am not impressed think I will keep routing your positions to batman
wink wink
I am not a crook :rofl
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 17, 2015, 11:25:26 PM
His exact words as his guest on vox to me was...
It's not about skill it's about personality in our squad.
Once again I am left wanting.
The only thing that matters to me and should matter to anyone is results in this game. It is not that hard to obtain.
I am truly all by myself
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: JimmyC on September 17, 2015, 11:26:51 PM
Hello
Im only here to even up a slightly one sided conversation..
you sound amazing wizz..
I had an amazing wizz once, after a night of lots and lots of beer drinking, my wizz went on and on and on and on...for ages..
fascinating stuff...
anyway, carry on, dont mind me..
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 17, 2015, 11:29:24 PM
Im only here to even up a slightly one sided conversation..
you sound amazing wizz..
I had an amazing wizz once, after a night of lots and lots of beer drinking, my wizz went on and on and on and on...for ages..
fascinating stuff...
anyway, carry on, dont mind me..
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Oh gawd thanks! That was the best laugh I've had in a long time!
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: 49Dallas on September 18, 2015, 12:19:15 AM
Jokers tried to take a base and couldn't because of the uppers. We finally saved it, They moved to another base and deacked it and started vulching. I upped bombers and killed five of them. They eventually had to kill the ords to stop me. I probably killed 15 with my gunships but my highest streak was five. They could only kill me when I was rolling in the runway or when I ran out of ammo. Great gunnery practice.
Favorite part was when j0ker himself was vulching with his -4. I got in a 37mm and killed him from 5k. I would bet this is why they completely deacked the second base.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Bear76 on September 18, 2015, 12:56:22 AM
This is like watching a train wreck. You know it's going to be bad , but you just can't help watching it happen.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Volron on September 18, 2015, 01:33:46 AM
93-234.... in the B-17... doesnt look too dominant to me....
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12046935_1158930817469369_58187495683141462_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=3f9601684a1aee048452ba5b5973034a&oe=566ACCFE) Practice numbers....
without practice you dont make it home with kills to land
If I wanted I could hold #1 a very long time but that is not why I play. I play to win.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Zimme83 on September 18, 2015, 11:38:21 AM
So first u were dominant and now u are in the learning phase... I can only go after what i have seen myself and i can give u an example: U - in B-29:s, I and a few other guys in fighters attacking a base. Resistance is light and the fighters are dealing with the few uppers that shows up. Not a single round was fired at your bombers. Despite this u failed to shut down the base and wf/decak town (as u said u would do), in fact it wasnt even close on anything of it...
U can play your game as u wish and if u want to practice on using the B-17 as gun ships then go ahead. But spamming the board and telling us how dominant u are and that u win all the wars alone just makes u look like a fool.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Lusche on September 18, 2015, 11:40:13 AM
If you constantly feel need to remind the world that you are dominant, you actually ain't. :)
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 18, 2015, 11:42:35 AM
So first u were dominant and now u are in the learning phase... I can only go after what i have seen myself and i can give u an example: U - in B-29:s, I and a few other guys in fighters attacking a base. Resistance is light and the fighters are dealing with the few uppers that shows up. Not a single round was fired at your bombers. Despite this u failed to shut down the base and wf/decak town (as u said u would do), in fact it wasnt even close on anything of it...
U can play your game as u wish and if u want to practice on using the B-17 as gun ships then go ahead. But spamming the board and telling us how dominant u are and that u win all the wars alone just makes u look like a fool.
I went from playing on a laptop to a desktop. I used to look down at the screen now I look up. The joystick is higher than im used to. The graphics are much better. All of these things disrupt the way I play because my motor skills have been trained. Now I am retraining them. It is the difference between dominating or being dominated.
It makes a huge difference. :salute
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 18, 2015, 11:45:08 AM
If you constantly feel need to remind the world that you are dominant, you actually ain't. :)
When someone decides to call me out threads like these turn into what you just described. The thread started differently from where it is at now. People see what they want then have their way with it.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Zimme83 on September 18, 2015, 11:52:32 AM
I went from playing on a laptop to a desktop. I used to look down at the screen now I look up. The joystick is higher than im used to. The graphics are much better. All of these things disrupt the way I play because my motor skills have been trained. Now I am retraining them. It is the difference between dominating or being dominated.
It makes a huge difference. :salute
Was that an excuse..?
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Zoney on September 18, 2015, 11:54:27 AM
When someone decides to call me out threads like these turn into what you just described. The thread started differently from where it is at now. People see what they want then have their way with it.
Everyone sees it differently than you do so everyone must be wrong, you must be right. This thread started out with you posting the original plus the first 4 replies, if that isn't a "look at me look at me" cry for attention then I have no idea what would be a "look at me" thread is.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Xtrepid on September 18, 2015, 12:00:59 PM
Jokers tried to take a base and couldn't because of the uppers. We finally saved it, They moved to another base and deacked it and started vulching. I upped bombers and killed five of them. They eventually had to kill the ords to stop me. I probably killed 15 with my gunships but my highest streak was five. They could only kill me when I was rolling in the runway or when I ran out of ammo. Great gunnery practice.
Favorite part was when j0ker himself was vulching with his -4. I got in a 37mm and killed him from 5k. I would bet this is why they completely deacked the second base.
5k? You sure about that? Furthest targets I ever hit was 4.5k and I used to gun a lot. Coincidentally, I did kill Joker's UFO-4 yesterday with a 37mm. :)
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Skyyr on September 18, 2015, 04:30:29 PM
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12046935_1158930817469369_58187495683141462_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=3f9601684a1aee048452ba5b5973034a&oe=566ACCFE) Practice numbers....
without practice you dont make it home with kills to land
If I wanted I could hold #1 a very long time but that is not why I play. I play to win.
Did you actually take a photo of your screen with an external camera? You realize that Alt+S or PrntScrn work just as well, right?
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Zimme83 on September 18, 2015, 04:39:38 PM
Can do that too: (http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae169/_zimme_/Ny%20bitmappsbild.png)
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: BiPoLaR on September 18, 2015, 11:03:23 PM
Did you actually take a photo of your screen with an external camera? You realize that Alt+S or PrntScrn work just as well, right?
its complicated Skyyr....
Gentleman when someone politely asks you to come on aboard and you have them for a night to win the war pissing off all his buddies dont call out the guy when he comes to help wep on in 17's(3k). Fishy fishy
There I was in a sea of red, with 3 or four friendlies. If your going to call me names and taunt me dont do it right as I already realize the inevitable myself. Then once ive made it home bust my sunshine about not having any damage :neener:
It is a sickness that makes for great enemies like myself always in friendly competition :neener:
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 19, 2015, 12:25:35 AM
Can do that too: (http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae169/_zimme_/Ny%20bitmappsbild.png)
do it in 17's against a swarm of no less than 8. All that fancy flying paid off. people think A20's are bad..... 17's with enough e can pull some good ones. Hell 3 nights ago I managed to keep my last lanc in the air with no tail and yoyoed back and forth for a minute surrounded by half dozen or more bish near the deck. got my 2nd kill while in yoyo with no tail from top and front turret. As soon as i got wheels on the ground hit a tree lost a wing hit a burm and died.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 19, 2015, 12:31:01 AM
Ive been working on a flatspin for lancs with a single bird that shouldnt actually do it but it does :x
Best way I can describe it is like what spits do with all that squirly stuff when you come out of it. Time it right you can throw off an attack.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Volron on September 19, 2015, 12:33:38 AM
So what I gather from this idiot is he sucks in Fighters and need to use the crutch easy mode of B-17's massive firepower/laser gunnery.
I am a rock solid Jabo pilot. I love D40's and when I am patient I land kills no problem. I can do 10 times more damage in one sortie with buffs. I pay 15 bucks to win the war full time.
I dont suck in fighters but my skill is no where near what other players skill is in this game. Tha's why i am proud to play it.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Wizz on September 20, 2015, 02:36:31 PM
I like a mix of b&z and turn fighting. I am a horrible stall fighter. It is awesome watching what some of you can do. :salute
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: guncrasher on September 20, 2015, 07:16:46 PM
so how many more posts till I go plutonium?
semp
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Masherbrum on September 20, 2015, 07:19:23 PM
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Oddball-CAF on September 21, 2015, 11:41:51 AM
Hey Karaya, When you gonna crawl outta that bunker and dust off your flyin' gear? :D
Best regards, Odd
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: 10thmd on September 21, 2015, 10:27:58 PM
So what's Wizz's in game handle? I just wrecked a guy named 1Fortres as his was flopping around in 17's...... In my 109E4 :rofl
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Guppy35 on September 21, 2015, 10:56:32 PM
The beauty of this thread is the title given it by the OP. I doubt he recognized what he was really saying, but I must admit there is great truth in it.
"Some jokes make it and some jokes don't".
Oh how very true :aok
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Krusty on September 22, 2015, 01:38:24 PM
Is it just me, or does Whizz pad his post count by having long extensive arguments with himself (with no outside participants) reply after reply?
:O
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Zoney on September 22, 2015, 03:09:54 PM
I like a mix of b&z and turn fighting. I am a horrible stall fighter. It is awesome watching what some of you can do. :salute
Sir, respectfully, you suck in fighters because you don't fly them. Jabo...meh....that's not really a fighter fighting. Other guys are amazing because they fly them, they practice in them, and they improve.
How do I know you suck in fighters? Because you try to fly a bomber like a fighter. This way you can always save your ego by saying, "well I was in a bomber, so the fighters shot me down, but I lasted so long.....blah blah blah".
Personally, I think you will enjoy the game a lot more if you just suck it up and roll fighters out of the hanger and fight in them.
:salute Best of luck to you sir.
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: guncrasher on September 22, 2015, 05:03:48 PM
Hey Karaya, When you gonna crawl outta that bunker and dust off your flyin' gear? :D
Best regards, Odd
odd caught me on a good drinking night. I was bastard sailor on vox but held my own on a fugi fighter sweep. I had 3 kills before I got shot down.
Odd got on me twice on vox and range one night. One for a foul mouth and one for not keeping it tatical on range when 2 other players were shootin the sheep about something that I chimed into :rofl
good people, good sticks, but not my cup of tea. It's gotta be a personality/age complex with you old farts. :old:
With all of that said I think 47Ronin is a fine squadron lead by a great CO and look forward to competing against them abd all of you other squadrons in the coming version :rock
Title: Re: Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...
Post by: Masherbrum on September 23, 2015, 08:15:34 AM