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Title: Russians!
Post by: zack1234 on September 18, 2015, 02:09:09 AM
They are supplying the Syria with weapons to use on the Fun-mentalists!

Its an outrage!

What has IS done?
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: Scherf on September 18, 2015, 02:23:48 AM
Russians phoned Elton John, claiming to be V.V. Putin.

It's an outrage!
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: zack1234 on September 18, 2015, 05:01:09 AM
 :rofl

Elton John is fat and has a syrup of figs :rofl

Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on September 18, 2015, 05:26:54 AM
Has that ever stopped you before?

Elton shows up at your door. He's dressed in a gold lame cape and little else. His eye makeup looks professionally applied. There appears to be some kind of residue present on his lower thoracic area that might suggest he's been fettling some sort of filled pastry.

He leans into the doorway, snaking one "Pinball Wizard"-height platform around the inside of your door. A surprisingly strong arm pulls you toward him as he whispers in your ear, "mooooooooore piiiiiiiiiiiiie...' His breath smells of alcohol, amyl nitrate, and something akin to the inside of one of those sliding-door theatres. He pulls off your silk cravat and uses it, whipsaw-style, to remove the accretions from his lower nexus...

But enough about weeknights at the bakery. How are the pooches?
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: Bruv119 on September 18, 2015, 05:28:51 AM
careful Zack IS will want your head.

Funnily enough Putin might actually talk to Elton about Gay rights following the stunt.    :police:
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: zack1234 on September 18, 2015, 07:53:10 AM
What would they do with it?


You will be telling me Elton John is a homosexulet next :old:
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: WEZEL on September 18, 2015, 06:00:45 PM
Has that ever stopped you before?

Elton shows up at your door. He's dressed in a gold lame cape and little else. His eye makeup looks professionally applied. There appears to be some kind of residue present on his lower thoracic area that might suggest he's been fettling some sort of filled pastry.

He leans into the doorway, snaking one "Pinball Wizard"-height platform around the inside of your door. A surprisingly strong arm pulls you toward him as he whispers in your ear, "mooooooooore piiiiiiiiiiiiie...' His breath smells of alcohol, amyl nitrate, and something akin to the inside of one of those sliding-door theatres. He pulls off your silk cravat and uses it, whipsaw-style, to remove the accretions from his lower nexus...

But enough about weeknights at the bakery. How are the pooches?













 :O
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: NatCigg on September 18, 2015, 10:17:32 PM
putin was gay until the age of 16. so was isis!  :old:
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2015, 10:45:41 PM
Has that ever stopped you before?

Elton shows up at your door. He's dressed in a gold lame cape and little else. His eye makeup looks professionally applied. There appears to be some kind of residue present on his lower thoracic area that might suggest he's been fettling some sort of filled pastry.

He leans into the doorway, snaking one "Pinball Wizard"-height platform around the inside of your door. A surprisingly strong arm pulls you toward him as he whispers in your ear, "mooooooooore piiiiiiiiiiiiie...' His breath smells of alcohol, amyl nitrate, and something akin to the inside of one of those sliding-door theatres. He pulls off your silk cravat and uses it, whipsaw-style, to remove the accretions from his lower nexus...

But enough about weeknights at the bakery. How are the pooches?




Isnt pinball wizard height like 10 or 15 feet because he was wearing those giant shoes? How will he fit in the door
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on September 18, 2015, 11:38:39 PM
You're correct about the shoes, though I date myself by mentioning them at all.

As for the messy mechanics of zack's fantasy world, I can't answer. Perhaps Zack's door was specially modified for stilt-wearing circus clowns at some point in past. I understand his proclivities tilt in that direction. let's just say it's best to keep him away from the carnivals.
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: FLOOB on September 19, 2015, 10:56:28 PM
http://www.businessinsider.com/us-bought-weapons-from-belarus-for-syrian-rebels-2015-9
Title: Re: Russians!
Post by: zack1234 on September 20, 2015, 02:20:15 PM
Floob how dare you :old: