Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: zack1234 on September 18, 2015, 02:09:09 AM
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They are supplying the Syria with weapons to use on the Fun-mentalists!
Its an outrage!
What has IS done?
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Russians phoned Elton John, claiming to be V.V. Putin.
It's an outrage!
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:rofl
Elton John is fat and has a syrup of figs :rofl
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Has that ever stopped you before?
Elton shows up at your door. He's dressed in a gold lame cape and little else. His eye makeup looks professionally applied. There appears to be some kind of residue present on his lower thoracic area that might suggest he's been fettling some sort of filled pastry.
He leans into the doorway, snaking one "Pinball Wizard"-height platform around the inside of your door. A surprisingly strong arm pulls you toward him as he whispers in your ear, "mooooooooore piiiiiiiiiiiiie...' His breath smells of alcohol, amyl nitrate, and something akin to the inside of one of those sliding-door theatres. He pulls off your silk cravat and uses it, whipsaw-style, to remove the accretions from his lower nexus...
But enough about weeknights at the bakery. How are the pooches?
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careful Zack IS will want your head.
Funnily enough Putin might actually talk to Elton about Gay rights following the stunt. :police:
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What would they do with it?
You will be telling me Elton John is a homosexulet next :old:
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Has that ever stopped you before?
Elton shows up at your door. He's dressed in a gold lame cape and little else. His eye makeup looks professionally applied. There appears to be some kind of residue present on his lower thoracic area that might suggest he's been fettling some sort of filled pastry.
He leans into the doorway, snaking one "Pinball Wizard"-height platform around the inside of your door. A surprisingly strong arm pulls you toward him as he whispers in your ear, "mooooooooore piiiiiiiiiiiiie...' His breath smells of alcohol, amyl nitrate, and something akin to the inside of one of those sliding-door theatres. He pulls off your silk cravat and uses it, whipsaw-style, to remove the accretions from his lower nexus...
But enough about weeknights at the bakery. How are the pooches?
:O
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putin was gay until the age of 16. so was isis! :old:
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Has that ever stopped you before?
Elton shows up at your door. He's dressed in a gold lame cape and little else. His eye makeup looks professionally applied. There appears to be some kind of residue present on his lower thoracic area that might suggest he's been fettling some sort of filled pastry.
He leans into the doorway, snaking one "Pinball Wizard"-height platform around the inside of your door. A surprisingly strong arm pulls you toward him as he whispers in your ear, "mooooooooore piiiiiiiiiiiiie...' His breath smells of alcohol, amyl nitrate, and something akin to the inside of one of those sliding-door theatres. He pulls off your silk cravat and uses it, whipsaw-style, to remove the accretions from his lower nexus...
But enough about weeknights at the bakery. How are the pooches?
Isnt pinball wizard height like 10 or 15 feet because he was wearing those giant shoes? How will he fit in the door
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You're correct about the shoes, though I date myself by mentioning them at all.
As for the messy mechanics of zack's fantasy world, I can't answer. Perhaps Zack's door was specially modified for stilt-wearing circus clowns at some point in past. I understand his proclivities tilt in that direction. let's just say it's best to keep him away from the carnivals.
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http://www.businessinsider.com/us-bought-weapons-from-belarus-for-syrian-rebels-2015-9
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Floob how dare you :old: