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Title: My New Car
Post by: MrKrabs on September 29, 2015, 07:01:05 PM: Skuzzy has nothing on this....

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Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: Meatwad on September 29, 2015, 08:13:49 PM: At least it will pass an emissions test
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: pipz on September 29, 2015, 08:39:57 PM: Cracking! :aok
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: Latrobe on September 29, 2015, 09:03:08 PM: It gets 45 miles to the skuttle! :aok
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: MrKrabs on September 29, 2015, 09:12:22 PM: Quote from: Latrobe on September 29, 2015, 09:03:08 PM
It gets 45 miles to the skuttle! :aok

Some cars need NOS for turbo...

Mine only needs melted butter... :old:
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: Meatwad on September 29, 2015, 10:00:48 PM: Its got lovely plumage
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: Skuzzy on September 30, 2015, 07:07:18 AM: Quote from: Meatwad on September 29, 2015, 08:13:49 PM
At least it will pass an emissions test

Seriously? Have you seen the poo trail from that thing?!!?! It's a methane nightmare! Not to mention the amount of water it takes to boil it when it is time to recycle it! CARB would have a cow!
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: MrKrabs on September 30, 2015, 08:23:08 AM: Quote from: Skuzzy on September 30, 2015, 07:07:18 AM
Seriously? Have you seen the poo trail from that thing?!!?! It's a methane nightmare! Not to mention the amount of water it takes to boil it when it is time to recycle it! CARB would have a cow!

We happen to poo in neat little strings... We also tend to bury it neatly as well... And when it is time to recycle we feed a small African village for weeks!
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: Skuzzy on September 30, 2015, 09:21:08 AM: Quote from: MrKrabs on September 30, 2015, 08:23:08 AM
We happen to poo in neat little strings... We also tend to bury it neatly as well... And when it is time to recycle we feed a small African village for weeks!

Which creates more poo!!!! I'm telling ya,....death by crab poo! It ain't pretty!
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: Meatwad on September 30, 2015, 06:07:21 PM: Quote from: Skuzzy on September 30, 2015, 07:07:18 AM
Seriously? Have you seen the poo trail from that thing?!!?! It's a methane nightmare! Not to mention the amount of water it takes to boil it when it is time to recycle it! CARB would have a cow!

VW will still make it pass :aok
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: BuckShot on October 03, 2015, 08:36:43 AM: Six leg drive (6LD), and they grow back if lost.
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: bustr on October 03, 2015, 03:37:27 PM: You guys know they are taking seriously a scientific report saying the human race needs to be genetically altered so we cannot eat read meat. The reasoning is it would cut down on the numbers of cows and subsequent methane from cow farts and cool the planet. Who knows, in Texas a new allergic reaction from a species of Tick causes people bitten by it to become allergic to red meat.

In the ocean farting, burping, and pooping is fertilizer by any other name. Everything depends on plankton.
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: Meatwad on October 03, 2015, 04:34:23 PM: Plankton wants to rule the world and make us eat chum :old:
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: FLS on October 03, 2015, 06:51:33 PM: Volkskrabben!
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: Yankee67 on October 04, 2015, 09:03:08 AM: I've always wondered. Is the yellowish-green stuff behind the seat cushions edible?
Title: Re: My New Car
Post by: MrKrabs on October 04, 2015, 06:11:54 PM: Quote from: Yankee67 on October 04, 2015, 09:03:08 AM
I've always wondered. Is the yellowish-green stuff behind the seat cushions edible?

(*passes a butter knife and a triscuit) lets find out