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Title: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: Zimme83 on October 22, 2015, 12:54:30 AM

Seems like an electron has a lot in common with an average kid. They both behave nicely as long as they are observed but if left alone they suddenly are everywhere and only way to find them is to use advanced mathematical formulas to calculate the probability of finding them in a certain spot...

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: jeep00 on October 22, 2015, 04:17:19 PM

Lololol
Qft

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: mbailey on October 22, 2015, 04:42:46 PM

Lol    Yep

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: Plazus on October 22, 2015, 05:21:15 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b9/2b/1b/b92b1b05c5396f3983045b529d1453a0.jpg)

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: bustr on October 22, 2015, 06:43:17 PM

Quantum entanglement assures in 98.9999999% of cases you will not loose them. The Heisenberg uncertainty principle will be in force during the time period that you believe you do not know where they are.

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: MrKrabs on October 22, 2015, 06:57:02 PM

Quote from: bustr on October 22, 2015, 06:43:17 PM

Quantum entanglement assures in 98.9999999% of cases you will not loose them. The Heisenberg uncertainty principle will be in force during the time period that you believe you do not know where they are.

So... Kids are dead while also alive?

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: WEZEL on October 22, 2015, 07:19:21 PM

Quote from: bustr on October 22, 2015, 06:43:17 PM

Quantum entanglement assures in 98.9999999% of cases you will not loose them. The Heisenberg uncertainty principle will be in force during the time period that you believe you do not know where they are.

Holy crapola buster what do you do for a living? I had to use the Google for that post, you some kind of "Rocket Scientist" or somthing  :bolt:

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: Zimme83 on October 22, 2015, 11:02:19 PM

Quote from: bustr on October 22, 2015, 06:43:17 PM

Quantum entanglement assures in 98.9999999% of cases you will not loose them. The Heisenberg uncertainty principle will be in force during the time period that you believe you do not know where they are.

Entanglement works for kids too. Try to open a bag of candy - they will notice no matter of how far away they are...

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: APDrone on October 23, 2015, 06:10:58 AM

These help..

http://www.amazon.com/Mommys-Helper-Kid-Keeper-Count/dp/B00081L2SU/ref=sr_1_1?s=baby-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1445598607&sr=1-1&keywords=child+harness (http://www.amazon.com/Mommys-Helper-Kid-Keeper-Count/dp/B00081L2SU/ref=sr_1_1?s=baby-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1445598607&sr=1-1&keywords=child+harness)

And for hands free operation,

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Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: bustr on October 23, 2015, 01:31:02 PM

Quote from: WEZEL on October 22, 2015, 07:19:21 PM

Holy crapola buster what do you do for a living? I had to use the Google for that post, you some kind of "Rocket Scientist" or somthing  :bolt:

Some years back a muppet asked me a question something like that. I answered, a lady never tells.

Now that thar is some Heisenwhosis uncertainty for yas.......

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: Wolfala on October 24, 2015, 05:08:14 PM

Interesting take on this from the New York Times which brings up other issues.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/22/science/quantum-theory-experiment-said-to-prove-spooky-interactions.html?smid=nytcore-iphone-share&smprod=nytcore-iphone

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: Devil 505 on October 24, 2015, 06:22:58 PM

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff252/DropkickYankees/a14c8ab0_zps4642014a.jpg~original) (http://s241.photobucket.com/user/DropkickYankees/media/a14c8ab0_zps4642014a.jpg.html)

Title: Re: Kids are like electrons.
Post by: Zimme83 on October 24, 2015, 06:40:22 PM

Quote from: Wolfala on October 24, 2015, 05:08:14 PM

Interesting take on this from the New York Times which brings up other issues.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/22/science/quantum-theory-experiment-said-to-prove-spooky-interactions.html?smid=nytcore-iphone-share&smprod=nytcore-iphone

Lets hope they are right, entanglement can be really useful. Im curious to see if we can use it for ex. remote controlling space crafts in real time.