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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Vulcan on June 26, 2000, 12:38:00 AM
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Damnit I’ve had enough.
There are wayyyy tooo many bugs in the latest release and I DEMAND these are fixed – as follows:
1) Everyones plane is overmodelled, mine is undermodelled. Please amend code so that when I log on everyone elses planes performance drops by 20% and mine increases by 20%.
2) My guns are undermodelled. Please amend code, preferably modelling the BFG from Quake II to my 190, all other planes should be armed with Ginsu knives.
3) For some obscure reason AH runs slow on my Pentium 66. After seeing the screenshots I think I have been mislead. Please send a Pentium 1Gigahertz, 133Mhz FSB, 512Mb RAM, Geforce 2GTS and I will withdraw my law suit.
4) The game seems laggy. Please fix the internet.
5) The ground is modelled wrong. Please enable a function key so that I can turn the ground off at will.
6) I can’t run 3200 x 2400 resolution on my monitor. Once again this is misleading, please forward a 50” Plasma Screen as soon as possible, and once again I will withdraw my complaint.
7) My Amiga joysticks don’t work with AH for some obscure compatibility issue. This compatibility issue was never noted in the signup. Please forward a CH Fighterstick, Throttle Pro, and Pro Pedals (preferably USB versions).
8) Whenever I fly it seems everyone else has beer and I don’t. These once again seems an unfair advantage. Please forward lots of beer.
9) I think for the amount of testing I have put in to discover these obvious flaws you owe me some Pizza.
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#3 & #4 are great, but #5 is even better. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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I think Pyro said that all these issues will be fixed in patch 4. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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I am totally of agreement with Vulcan.
I have noticed the same bugs. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
But I have noticed an other of it.
Pyro please, in the next pach, you could do in way, that when I drop my bombs, those damneds M16 and Panzers, instead of running like desperate for the field, they stand still ?
Otherwise I am not able to strike them. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Thank you
Max
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When you are flown, there is an only certainty:
In a way or in the other, to earth you will return.
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There are another two bugs i have noticed...
In my plane the afterburner dont work (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/mad.gif)
AND
The sidewinder aiming system doesnt acquire targets (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/mad.gif)
I'm sure you will fix this bugs ASAP !!!!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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What a bunch of whiners...
geez...
btw...
My cockpit's radio has only a FM in it. Can I have ULA stereo in next patch ?
..And fix the AirConditioning please...
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I think ther is a bug in my Real Life(tm) program.
No matter what I do, I never get the cute brunettes. Blones and redheads yes, but enver the cute brunettes.
Please remove code that says "if(StSanta){setCanGetBrunette(false)}
I will pay you. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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StSanta
II/JG2
(http://saintaw.tripod.com/santa.gif)
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i've noticed another bug...
once i fired a rocket she fly straigh and don't follow her target...
surely a bug
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StSanta, the Brunettes are overmodelled too... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Vadr
Kommandeur, III/JG 2 'Richthofen' (http://personal.inet.fi/cool/jan.nousiainen/JG2/)
Combat Flightsim Business Forum (http://www.egroups.com/group/flightsimsonline)
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I just don't understand your problems!!! I don't have any of these "bugs"!!! Everything is working great!!! Thanks HTC for upgrade. You all prolly need to download and reinstall AH to get the stuff you say is missing. Oops, time to change the keg, Bambi baby (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)