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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: PJ_Godzilla on December 01, 2015, 11:09:56 AM
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/04/katelyn-patricia-felegi_n_7207470.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/04/katelyn-patricia-felegi_n_7207470.html)
I found him in bed with a naked chick. What was I supposed to do?
If you answered, "urinate and defecate on the carpet" you are 100% CORRECT!!!
The other part of this story that's just fun: it cost $100 to clean the police cruiser. I'm fairly certain Zack would've done it for half that much.
I note that in Burgess' "A Clockwork Orange", (you'll only find this in the book, for some reason they DID NOT include it in the otherwise excellent film) after the famous "Singin' in the Rain" home Invasion and Gang-enjoyment scene, brother Dim defecates on the carpet, which is a nice way to cap off an evening's exertions, I guess.
Indeed, the best part of the film scene, imj, also comes from Dim, who tunelessly repeats the line from the song, "Ready for Love..." as they prepare the evening's "dinner" .
Ah, but for those younger days, when a young hellion could do such things without fear of losing so much...
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Way back in the day when I worked part time for Simpson-Sears every once and awhile one of the stock boys would be called to remove a toilet from the display floor. Yup someone had sat down on the toilet on the display floor and had taken a dump. :x
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I was talking with one of the people at Lowe's - I was there buying something for one of my basement finish projects. He said some drunk guy came in and was taking a whizz in one of the floor display toilets.
I guess they knocked him down and held him for the cops.
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The fact that some think this even remotely funny disturbs me
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I won't click a Huffpo link. Too politically motivated.
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Rip, I'm not aligned with Huffpo, believe me. However, if you like laughing at stupid people, it can be a veritable trove.