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Title: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Meatwad on December 03, 2015, 08:44:46 PM: http://www.knockingoff.com/

This stuff is just hilarious, not even made it a third of the way though and I cant stop laughing. This one I about peed myself from laughter. I mean, toy special is genuine brand, right?

(some may have colorful language)
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(http://www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/retard-buzz.jpeg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Ripsnort on December 03, 2015, 08:49:46 PM: I like the thumb. LOL!

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i18tesTtRQU/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 03, 2015, 08:50:40 PM: They made a mistake.

(http://www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/6000SUX.jpeg)

Is a screenshot from the first Robocop movie.
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Ripsnort on December 03, 2015, 08:52:02 PM: (http://i2.wp.com/www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/china-cctv-weibo-windows-xp-support-ends-02.jpg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Ripsnort on December 03, 2015, 08:53:00 PM: (http://i2.wp.com/www.gizchina.com/wp-content/uploads/images/replica-new-ipad-android-tablet-china.jpg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Meatwad on December 03, 2015, 09:30:23 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/mRd6WtD.jpg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Ripsnort on December 03, 2015, 09:50:25 PM: Sure that isn't Toxic Waste Cop? :police:
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Meatwad on December 03, 2015, 09:56:53 PM: It gets better, I wish I could find their website

(http://i.imgur.com/m9eIE2n.jpg)

Woody SMASH

(https://i.imgur.com/gikk5sB.jpg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Vulcan on December 03, 2015, 10:51:54 PM: (http://www.anglotopia.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img.jpeg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Skyguns MKII on December 03, 2015, 11:33:56 PM: You find a lot of this when walking through china town NO JOKE. You wanna see something really weird look at their cars. . .
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Brooke on December 04, 2015, 12:44:15 AM: Quote from: Meatwad on December 03, 2015, 08:44:46 PM
http://www.knockingoff.com/

This stuff is just hilarious, not even made it a third of the way though and I cant stop laughing. This one I about peed myself from laughter. I mean, toy special is genuine brand, right?

Oh, jeez! I have tears running down my face. Awesome find, Meatwad!

Poo emoji tea, with (apparently) little undigested bits in it. :rofl

Tooley. I am King. :rofl

"Because he dared to dream, and never stopped believing." :rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: zack1234 on December 04, 2015, 01:07:45 AM: China is awesome :old:

They are Commies by the way :old:

That woody has big hands :old:

This has a makings of a good thread

If you can stuff like the above the West is doomed
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Brooke on December 04, 2015, 01:28:48 AM: I got one of these for a friend of mine.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51qzOdyNa9L.jpg)

It's an accoutrement.

By mistake, he left it in a Korean-owned restaurant.
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: jeep00 on December 04, 2015, 05:48:14 AM: Quote from: Vulcan on December 03, 2015, 10:51:54 PM
(http://www.anglotopia.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img.jpeg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: zack1234 on December 04, 2015, 10:11:13 AM: If I buy a tongue scratcher will I get chicks?
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Brooke on December 04, 2015, 11:24:23 AM: Quote from: zack1234 on December 04, 2015, 10:11:13 AM
If I buy a tongue scratcher will I get chicks?

There will be so many that you'll have to run down a beach to escape.
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: zack1234 on December 04, 2015, 03:42:34 PM: :rofl

That tongue thing is awesome :rofl

Capitalism is awesome :rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Bizman on December 05, 2015, 01:04:48 PM: Quote from: zack1234 on December 04, 2015, 10:11:13 AM
If I buy a tongue scratcher will I get chicks?
There's other variables to take into account. Like, don't try sell the stuff you've scraped as "cheese". At least not to the chicks.
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Nathan60 on December 05, 2015, 08:28:46 PM: Quote from: Meatwad on December 03, 2015, 09:30:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mRd6WtD.jpg)
Is that Johnny 5 on the label?
(http://www.shinyshiny.tv/Johnny%205%20from%20Short%20Circuit.jpg)
LOL sure looks like it.
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Meatwad on December 06, 2015, 08:00:40 AM: Quote from: Nathan60 on December 05, 2015, 08:28:46 PM
Is that Johnny 5 on the label?
(http://www.shinyshiny.tv/Johnny%205%20from%20Short%20Circuit.jpg)
LOL sure looks like it.

Yup, he is called Optical Prime :rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Meatwad on December 06, 2015, 08:11:44 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/CEI3XFM.jpg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: zack1234 on December 06, 2015, 09:21:32 AM: :rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Mar on December 06, 2015, 10:21:57 AM: Quote from: Meatwad on December 06, 2015, 08:11:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CEI3XFM.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Volron on December 09, 2015, 09:11:33 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyNUGmTpQ48
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Meatwad on December 10, 2015, 07:06:39 PM: (https://41.media.tumblr.com/c8e9d74ae58e689216ae35f6f5049eea/tumblr_nhgytgFqe41ti7knfo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Mar on December 10, 2015, 10:52:56 PM: Quote from: Meatwad on December 10, 2015, 07:06:39 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/c8e9d74ae58e689216ae35f6f5049eea/tumblr_nhgytgFqe41ti7knfo1_1280.jpg)

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Volron on December 11, 2015, 12:55:37 AM: :rofl

You know, they actually did an okay job with "Martin".

:rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: zack1234 on December 11, 2015, 02:23:10 AM: The Capitalist West is doomed :rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Brooke on December 11, 2015, 06:01:07 PM: No, we are OK, because . . .

(http://www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/WhyJJ8f.jpg)

We, too, dare to dream, and never stop believing.
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Stang on December 12, 2015, 01:19:37 AM: WISE PUPPET LOL

:rofl
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: zack1234 on December 12, 2015, 04:36:38 AM: Brooke is winning at the moment :old:

Its serial number 001 :old:
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: pipz on December 12, 2015, 06:50:58 AM: Quote from: Brooke on December 11, 2015, 06:01:07 PM
No, we are OK, because . . .

(http://www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/WhyJJ8f.jpg)

We, too, dare to dream, and never stop believing.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: BuckShot on December 12, 2015, 07:51:15 AM: Quote from: Brooke on December 11, 2015, 06:01:07 PM
No, we are OK, because . . .

(http://www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/WhyJJ8f.jpg)

We, too, dare to dream, and never stop believing.

I love that the picture on the package doesn't match the contents. This site is gold!
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: pipz on December 12, 2015, 09:28:22 AM: Quote from: BuckShot on December 12, 2015, 07:51:15 AM
I love that the picture on the package doesn't match the contents. This site is gold!

I noticed that as well. Go figure hehehehe
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: Hajo on December 12, 2015, 09:52:23 AM: Buttcrack Jordans

(http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv313/Hajo_01/Jordans.jpg)
Title: Re: Really bad chinese knockoffs
Post by: AApache on December 12, 2015, 10:54:04 AM: well hotdamn a pair of bellybutton out Jordans :O That takes the cake !