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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Animal on September 08, 2001, 06:03:00 AM
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Every once in a while in the history of Aces High we are blessed with such important events that define us as a comunity, and mold the respect we have towards each other.
I have been blessed with the honor of presence in such grand moments, such as
RAM's quitting hundreds of times
NathBDP's glorious exodus
The release of WWIIOL and many Luftwobbles rushing there, just to come back in a month
This morning some of us had the chance to witness another important event. Creamo, Vulcan, and I, are the proud witnesses.
I am here to tell the story, the story of..
ArtLaw's Nervous Breakdown
It all started after many minutes of ArtLaw begging me to be the C.O of his squad. After countless refusals, he began to act strange:
Text in these screenshots where NOT altered in any way other than to put them together and save filespace
(http://home.coqui.net/dimitri/Art/1.JPG)
After me ignoring him for a while, he took his anger to channel 1.. and there was were he really exploded..
(http://home.coqui.net/dimitri/Art/art2.JPG)
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(http://home.coqui.net/dimitri/Art/Art5.JPG)
(http://home.coqui.net/dimitri/Art/Art6.JPG)
This is only the tip of the iceberg.
This guy had been HARASSING me for almost an hour before he went postal. There was much more to be seen than these screenshots, for example:
Creamo inviting him to duel in the TA, only to leave him hanging there.
ArtLaw harassing Vulcan to no end.
Etc, etc, etc.
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OK seriously now.
I dont know what the HELL was wrong with this guy today, but in my 6 years on the Internet I had NEVER, EVER seen someone act so freaky. This guy really has issues. This is not the first time he breaks down (Remember the "Hammerhead" incident with me and Cita, and then the post he made?)
I'm just posting this cause I find it VERY bizarre. Gunman26 was just annoying. This guy is plain FREAKY.
If he keeps stalking me its gonna be me the next one to break down on channel 1...
[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Animal ]
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Im not sure what is more freaky, Fartlaws breaking down into tard history, or Animals post dragging my DSL to the point it froze.
Gordo for CO, he's ugly, doesn't give a toejam, and he's fatter than me. (God Bless Doctor Atkins)
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The only thing I found strange is: Animal, you had 2 kills and 2 assist?
Now that is strange? (J/K) :) You shot the same pilot down very quickly! :)
Yea! That is kinda weird! IM just glad I don't get hasseled buy anyone. I just fly and get shot down and fly again!
[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Swager ]
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What I find strange is animal successfully vulched someone 2 times before he augered. The FDPs may have to discuss that with him. I think a promotion is in order.
AKDejaVU
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i'm getting bored with animal as the co. he illicits great whines and stuff, but fatty crashed goons into hillsides at crucial moments, perfected ho'ing in the il-2 and most importantly: doesn't get all those....kills... yuk, there i said it...i don't see how you can stand all that icky winning and surviving.
anyway you're fired animal. sorry you'll just have to hope your little carribean baseball career comes through or something.
i actually feel bad for this guy art"hammerhead"laws - he made a bad choice and now has to live with it plastered all over the bbs. just surface from your hangover art and come forward to take your mocking now - better to get it over with early. ;)
[ 09-11-2001: Message edited by: mrfish ]
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All Stand for the Honorable Judge Yeager:
After reviewing the evidence this court finds that the defendant, artlaw got drunk in public. Artlaw shall be released back into the community at large.
Animal, this court does not find this event to be in any way defining of the community. To make a statement about mischievious behavior, I sentence you to one tour of duty as the official HTC pooper scooper.
Report to Ripsnort for the shovel at 0800 Monday morning.
Court is recessed.
BANG BANG BANG
Judge Yeager
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Well he spells like RAM....
Hooligan
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I remember when the FDPs used to play that drunk.
AKDejaVu
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Is Artlaw an Instructor??
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Oh my god...he's adult, 35 or 37 years old.
He said so when he was fighting with me at TA.
I can't believe that yet... :(
Mitsu
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Odd... this whole squad coming out of H2H to the MA seemed pretty neat... then I found out that ArtLaws was onboard. Oh Lordy!
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Animal is really 35. He faked his birth certificate to play little league, but unfortunately he still didn't make the team.
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Maybe Artlaw had an acid trip.
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Fatty, now that you're CO of the FDBs again what are you gonna do?
SOB
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He's going to the Village maybe?
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Animal isn't anymore the one who I used to know over a year back.
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hmm...if he isn't Animal, then who is he?!? :)
SOB
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He's the leader of the FDB's Fishu. I highly respect him and he has changed the squad 10 fold. We have a new webpage, run missions, listen to Motown records, and donate shirt proceeds to the "Defend O.J. the scuba Diver Fund."
You are an ass, Animal is the greatest asset to AH, clue in brother.
edit, hey I picked up 2 more votes to 67, yet still at 2 stars?! Jealous bastards, Animal will be notified and your IP's will be logged.
[ 09-10-2001: Message edited by: Creamo ]
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I am the same person Fishu, I just dont give lil' computer games so much importance, maybe some others should realize that there is a fun and sinful world out there instead of writing hundreds of pharagraphs on why the Mg151 trajectory is wrong by 2 degrees in AH and how it should be fixed because X-Plane feels awesome and there is a LW conspiracy and table based sims suck.
Creamo, dont worry, this will be notified to HTC inmediately we will take prompt action.
[ 09-10-2001: Message edited by: Animal ]
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This makes my balls itch.
xBAT
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I have your song for the both of you.
"Precious and few are the moments we two can share.
Quiet and blue, like the sky, I'm hung over you.
And if I can't find my way back home, it just wouldn't be fair.
Precious and few are the moments we two can share...."
This old tune emmediately came to mind when reading this spat. How sweet :D
Westy
[ 09-10-2001: Message edited by: Westy MOL ]
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Westy, I'm touched :)
and i'm begining to feel heavily attracted to You.
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This makes my balls itch.
xBAT[/b]
Turn LW. Vee haf mezods of dealink wiz ze intchy balls.
Even better stay allied pigdogs. Zen vee haff even more gut vays of dealink wiz eet.
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LOL.... <S> Santa. Actually I've been flying the 205 alot so I quess maybe that makes me a semi LW guy. I've got me a pair of pink leather pajamas but they simply dont go w/my black furry winged rodent look. :(
xBAT
The Flying Circus
"how the hell do i fly with these damn big bellybutton feet..."
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those were private messages???
pretty tasteless Mr. Animal !!!!!
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i dont know whats worse animal...the fact that you put down a man that admires your skills or the fact that you actually saved these screen shots for the sole purpose of making a fool out of artlaw. both sound pretty childish to me
[ 09-10-2001: Message edited by: pimpjoe ]
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Originally posted by Westy MOL:
I have your song for the both of you.
"Precious and few are the moments we two can share.
Quiet and blue, like the sky, I'm hung over you.
And if I can't find my way back home, it just wouldn't be fair.
Precious and few are the moments we two can share...."
dude westy - i'm ruined. all this time i thought it was "precious and few are the moments we toucans share..."
i thought it was a nice little animal song like muskrat love. :(