Black Entertainment Television. Quite a popular Television channel in some circles... and a shining example of this Diversity Mr. Lee wants. :headscratch:
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: zack1234 on January 20, 2016, 02:27:53 PM
Please put a picture of Ben on the thread Micky :old:
I used to like the Cosby show :old:
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Saxman on January 20, 2016, 04:04:53 PM
The Academy has ALWAYS been a pack of elitist snobs, denying worthy performances simply because they PERSONALLY don't like someone, while awarding others they DO like for undeserving performances simply because they failed to award them another year. To say nothing of the way they relegate ENTIRE GENRES to an artistic ghetto by denying them consideration for the more prestigious awards (it took ***74 YEARS*** to honor a fantasy film, despite many of the greatest films of all time coming from the genre).
Race has NOTHING to do with it.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Shuffler on January 20, 2016, 04:14:17 PM
I think race should have everything to do with it. Whoever runs the fastest wins.
We can have a 100 yd, 500 yd, 5 mile, and 25 mile. Then save on the cost of statues with only 4 being needed.
Can add one more for best dressed on the track.
TV coverage will cover just the end of the races and the trophy presentation so that we can all go back to watching the Big Bang Theory and wishing Penny didn't cut her hair off as it makes her look much older.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: zack1234 on January 20, 2016, 04:19:39 PM
Well said!
Broke back mountain won an Oscar
Pips was overwhelmed :old:
He thought Cowboy films as a genres were not being represented :old:
Was the dog in Tom and Jerry called Spike?
Is Spike Lee related to Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was awesome, Spike Lee films were proper poo!
Blokes racing is like watching greyhounds and equally duil
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Copprhed on January 20, 2016, 04:57:40 PM
There needs to be a race in high heels for the ladies and a special award would go to those that wore no undies......
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: morfiend on January 20, 2016, 05:25:03 PM
Zack,
They do it for the coin!
:salute
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: DmonSlyr on January 20, 2016, 08:09:58 PM
What better host than Cris Rock!
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Meatwad on January 20, 2016, 08:22:04 PM
Its like the BBC but aimed at people who have no music talent, no education, and choose to live life off of welfare. Oh and they say the queen is rubbish
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: caldera on January 20, 2016, 08:30:11 PM
Black Entertainment Television. Quite a popular Television channel in some circles... and a shining example of this Diversity Mr. Lee wants. :headscratch:
Black Entertainment Television sounds very diverse. White Entertainment Television would (of course) be racist, which is worse than rape, terrorism and pedophilia.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Chalenge on January 20, 2016, 08:35:05 PM
Spike Lee and Al Sharpton want participation trophies, which would mean a lot of snubbed stars (very talented stars) would still be robbed of awards they truly deserved.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Brooke on January 21, 2016, 01:43:17 AM
If Zack isn't represented in the Oscars, I'm boycotting, too.
We don't even have ZET to fall back on (Zack Entertainment Television). We have only ZEMB (Zack Entertainment Message Board, which I grant you, is more entertaining than the Oscars anyway).
Also, the Japanese should sue for misappropriation of the name of one of their aircraft.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: zack1234 on January 21, 2016, 01:55:37 AM
Yes!
I am being marginilsed!
Because I am gorgeous.
I have no money and am not famous so I don't count :cry
Oscars :rofl
It's like those articles about women who are unfairly represented in Corporate management, most women are in kak jobs earning minimum wages and don't give a damn about rich women being marginalised.
So why did Benny Hill not win a Oscar?
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Meatwad on January 21, 2016, 06:30:20 AM
He was always running so fast with women chasing him, they could never catch him to give him one
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: MickDono on January 21, 2016, 03:49:31 PM
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Ripsnort on January 21, 2016, 10:40:06 PM
#Hollywood Affirmative Action!
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: zack1234 on January 22, 2016, 12:55:52 AM
That dog looks like Sarah Palin?
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: zack1234 on January 22, 2016, 08:18:52 AM
How long does it take for my ticket and table assignment for the Oscars to come through?
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Copprhed on January 22, 2016, 08:37:34 AM
No movies of pies, no Oscar for you, Zack!
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Sabre on January 22, 2016, 02:30:28 PM
Oscars? Shoot, I'm still waitin' for a CMA nomination. Heck, Aces High country singers are COMPLETELY marginalized in the country music industry today! It's disgraceful! :neener:
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: zack1234 on January 22, 2016, 05:33:50 PM
Just saw a picture of the president of the Oscars :rofl
You could not make it up :rofl
How many Mongolians up for a Oscar or Native Americans :rofl
Colonials cant act anyway.
I won a gold fish at the fair once, it died after two weeks.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Maverick on January 23, 2016, 11:59:21 AM
My give a damn meter won't even quiver about this situation. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Mar on January 23, 2016, 12:09:55 PM
Zack rules. :old:
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Hajo on January 23, 2016, 03:11:50 PM
The Oscars. Where Hollywood gets together to slap one another on the back. No more, no less.
I will never understand why someone would watch them <shrugz>
I know! Let's have all AH'ers get together and give one another trophies for being the best!!
That........is the Oscars.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Lusche on January 23, 2016, 03:58:26 PM
Oscars are used for positive motivation. Remember, hollywood actors are a little "slow"
GOD that show was awesome. So long as there's an obsession with bringing back old shows, why can't they bring back the Critic, too? Just forget the web series ever happened and pick up where the old one left off.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: zack1234 on January 25, 2016, 01:39:10 AM
The next Olympics I will be boycotting watching the Athletics :old: