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Title: Chinese food
Post by: zack1234 on March 31, 2016, 01:32:43 AM: Are Chinese meals a threat to data integer and my personal information ? :old:

What are the risk of take outs to sitting in a restaurant ?

And are those things in plastic pots you add water too a communist plot to violate my personage?
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Bizman on March 31, 2016, 01:57:05 AM: Yes, the plastic pots include a hot water soluble substance that will make you lose your ability to tell R from L.
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Vulcan on March 31, 2016, 02:06:09 AM: Quote from: zack1234 on March 31, 2016, 01:32:43 AM
Are Chinese meals a threat to data integer and my personal information ? :old:

What is a data integer?
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: GScholz on March 31, 2016, 03:18:24 AM: Data consisting of whole numbers.
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Meatwad on March 31, 2016, 07:49:19 AM: Chinese meals will make data integers leave your body in liquid form
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: zack1234 on March 31, 2016, 09:52:25 AM: Chinese take aways are awesome :old:
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: GScholz on March 31, 2016, 10:07:55 AM: Not in China they're not...
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: NatCigg on March 31, 2016, 02:01:29 PM: Chinese food is near the pinnacle of human experience. :old:

General Tao has mothered nations! :old:
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: pipz on March 31, 2016, 04:15:10 PM: I prefer the chicken and broccoli integer! :old:
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Zimme83 on March 31, 2016, 04:20:13 PM: Quote from: pipz on March 31, 2016, 04:15:10 PM
I prefer the chicken and broccoli integer! :old:

And if you dont like the integer, just put them in water and they will float. :old:
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: morfiend on March 31, 2016, 04:50:02 PM: Quote from: zack1234 on March 31, 2016, 09:52:25 AM
Chinese take aways are awesome :old:

Chinese take out isnt Chinese,it's scottish owned by the McDonald's clan!

:salute
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: jeep00 on March 31, 2016, 06:07:46 PM: Quote from: zack1234 on March 31, 2016, 09:52:25 AM
Chinese take aways are awesome :old:

Then why is it bad to be Shanghaied?
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Tec on March 31, 2016, 08:22:20 PM: Hmong spring rolls > Chinese egg rolls.

But then again some Hmong are from China. So maybe it's Chinese food depending on where the cook descends from.
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: GScholz on March 31, 2016, 10:03:19 PM: Quote from: Zimme83 on March 31, 2016, 04:20:13 PM
And if you dont like the integer, just put them in water and they will float. :old:

:aok
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: JimmyC on March 31, 2016, 11:10:12 PM: number ferty too

have you ever played takeaway roulette??

ring up a place and just order by random numbers..and wait and see what you get...

sirplise!!
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: FLOOB on April 01, 2016, 12:52:25 AM
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: zack1234 on April 01, 2016, 01:03:40 AM: I am Chinese!
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Brooke on April 01, 2016, 11:19:45 PM: You are Japanese.
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: guncrasher on April 02, 2016, 12:32:20 AM: [/youtube]

semp
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Brooke on April 02, 2016, 03:47:43 PM: I want some egg foo young.
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Meatwad on April 02, 2016, 04:35:32 PM: Flied Lice :)
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: FishBait on April 04, 2016, 12:39:02 PM: Quote from: zack1234 on March 31, 2016, 01:32:43 AM
Are Chinese meals a threat to data integer and my personal information ? :old:

What are the risk of take outs to sitting in a restaurant ?

And are those things in plastic pots you add water too a communist plot to violate my personage?

I ran this through Google translate and my browser crashed
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: NatCigg on April 04, 2016, 02:59:54 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 04, 2016, 03:06:45 PM: Quote from: zack1234 on March 31, 2016, 01:32:43 AM
Are Chinese meals a threat to data integer and my personal information ? :old:

What are the risk of take outs to sitting in a restaurant ?

And are those things in plastic pots you add water too a communist plot to violate my personage?

Zack, I'm more concerned, given that fascism is forever descending on America but mostly lands in Europe, that there might instead be a fascist plot to violate your personal colonic space. Beware of cack-booted thugs claiming they want to orbit Uranus. They might be Narzzies intent on a bit of backdoor revenge for your unashamed Englishness. Watch out for Frenchies in Berets too. You know that the Frenchman Jacques off as much as the American Yanks. They might have Socialist tendencies and a mean desire to replow the fields of Agincourt, if you follow. They've never forgiven your use of the Longbow is all I'm saying..
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: zack1234 on April 04, 2016, 03:39:20 PM: If you can't speak English your not worth listening to :old:
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: NatCigg on April 04, 2016, 03:59:20 PM: i chinese woman called me with a american phone number today. she hung up after i said "i speak english?"
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: FLOOB on April 04, 2016, 04:11:14 PM: China has like 100 million english speakers. India has even more.
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: FLOOB on April 04, 2016, 04:21:08 PM: Quote from: zack1234 on April 04, 2016, 03:39:20 PM
If you can't speak English your not worth listening to :old:

Quote
IF YOUR NOT IN THE GFC YOUR WEE

Its spelled you're you drunken manc!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/01/17/2FB9B1FA00000578-3381257-This_picture_of_Manchester_during_the_New_Year_s_Eve_celebration-a-1_1451670865128.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/01/16/2FB9B2BC00000578-3381257-image-a-3_1451665502065.jpg)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3381257/The-picture-sums-Manchester-New-Year-s-Eve.html
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Brooke on April 04, 2016, 06:26:03 PM: Ah, the night life . . .

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Its spelled you're you drunken manc!

Or even "It's spelled 'you're,' you drunken manc!"

What's a "manc"? Is it like a fetler? Or is it like a tosser?
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: zack1234 on April 05, 2016, 12:29:02 AM: Someone from Manchester

That photograph is what it is like on a Saturday night

In Wigan it's like that on a Sunday afternoon :old:
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 05, 2016, 04:46:32 AM: Quote from: FLOOB on April 04, 2016, 04:11:14 PM
China has like 100 million english speakers. India has even more.

That's more than we have here in the US. :D
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: morfiend on April 05, 2016, 06:03:52 PM: Quote from: PJ_Godzilla on April 05, 2016, 04:46:32 AM
That's more than we have here in the US. :D

Makes sense though,I thought you spoke 'merican,that's not quite English! Then in my country we speak 2 languages,neither of which I can speak very well...... :o

:salute
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: Brooke on April 05, 2016, 07:08:18 PM: Which English are we talking about?

This one?

https://youtu.be/mGp4DvFEgh8?t=85

Or this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: NatCigg on April 05, 2016, 08:05:12 PM: Quote from: Brooke on April 05, 2016, 07:08:18 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg

:old:
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: BaldEagl on April 06, 2016, 12:12:26 AM: Beef pea pod and chicken fried rice. Mmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: RJH57 on April 08, 2016, 12:22:55 AM: avoid eating the Moo Goo Kow Dung! :rofl
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: hgtonyvi on April 08, 2016, 12:46:39 AM: Shrimp fried Rice and Chicken Wings....Yummmmmmmm.....also don't forget to hop in at the local grocery store for some Franks Red Hot Sauce if you ran out of it at home( I don't like the packet hot sauce the Chinese gives me).
Title: Re: Chinese food
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 08, 2016, 05:28:39 AM: Never order the cream of sum yung gai soup.

Aboid the place named "yew sik".