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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Brooke on May 08, 2016, 01:59:23 AM

Title: For a million dollars, would you...
Post by: Brooke on May 08, 2016, 01:59:23 AM

For a million dollars, would you fly bombers or Bf 109G-6's in the June Scenario "The Battle of the Dnieper"?

Well, then you should go for it because:

1.  You will love it!

2.  Scenarios have great action!

3.  Importantly, by the laws of quantum mechanics, there is non-zero chance that flying in The Battle of the Dnieper will indeed get you ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
(http://www.magicmgmt.com/mdb/images/obama_sepia.jpg)
(Could be dropped by FED helicopter directly into your waiting hands.)

Link to registration is available from this page:
http://www.ahevents.org/events/scenarios/current-or-next-scenario.html

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Title: Re: For a million dollars, would you...
Post by: Brooke on May 08, 2016, 02:04:31 AM

PS:

Tell your friends today!

You'll be glad that you did!

Shed excess pounds effortlessly!

Tastes great!

Minimal side effects!

Your only regret will be the thought, "Why didn't I do this sooner?"

Title: Re: For a million dollars, would you...
Post by: Brooke on May 08, 2016, 02:19:18 AM

Here are the extra benefits you will receive:

-- Fly with or against Zack, semi-mythical yet real personage in Aces High.

-- Get saved or killed by Bruv.

-- Hear drunken Finns swearing in real Finnish on vox.

-- Be invited to sit with the cool kids at the cool table.

-- When your grandkids ask you, "Grandpa, what did you do in the great Battle of the Dnieper in Aces High back in aught 16," you won't have to say, "Well, I skipped out on the glorious aerial fighting in order to sit on the couch in my grease-stained t-shirt, watching reruns of Charles In Charge, eating Cheetos and being flatulent."

Title: Re: For a million dollars, would you...
Post by: Brooke on May 08, 2016, 02:21:41 AM

Also, Gunny says to get your tail in there asap:

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Title: Re: For a million dollars, would you...
Post by: KCDitto on May 08, 2016, 08:32:25 AM

-- Hear drunken Finns swearing in real Finnish on vox.


OK, I have experienced this and it is HILARIOUS!

 :rofl

Title: Re: For a million dollars, would you...
Post by: LCADolby on May 08, 2016, 08:37:03 AM

I'm already in, I'd prefer chocolate moneys  :old: