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Title: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on May 25, 2016, 09:22:17 AM
It's official.  I am now an old person.   :old:

Please send cash in lieu of gifts, thanks.  :D
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: puller on May 25, 2016, 09:59:31 AM
 :salute

I'll be 50 in about 17 years  :neener:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Stampf on May 25, 2016, 10:03:38 AM

Happy Birthday Caldera!

You got me beat my 365 days.

49 today.   :neener:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: waystin2 on May 25, 2016, 10:14:20 AM
You will be having your dinners now around 3:30-4 PM. :D
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Bizman on May 25, 2016, 10:46:53 AM
Enjoy the cake HTC gave you, it won't add around your waist.

Welcome to the Flabby Hose club.  :bolt:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: APDrone on May 25, 2016, 11:02:17 AM
Welcome to Codger-land..

Get off my lawn!

 :cheers:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: ROC on May 25, 2016, 11:25:03 AM
I already sent you cash, you're old and just forgot  :old:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: zack1234 on May 25, 2016, 11:36:03 AM
Do you have nose hair?
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Devil 505 on May 25, 2016, 12:10:46 PM


Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: 1ijac on May 25, 2016, 01:01:04 PM
Welcome to the world of doctor visits where you say:  "I have what?.........You want me to take these medications for what?"     :old:

Tips:  1. You can buy 3-packs of reading glasses at Costco and Amazon.   2. They have clippers for fast growing nose and ear hairs that you never had before.

Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on May 25, 2016, 01:25:00 PM
Thank you all.  I will try to remember to send you receipts for tax purposes.

:salute

I'll be 50 in about 17 years  :neener:

You are borderline old.   :old:

Happy Birthday Caldera!

You got me beat my 365 days.

49 today.   :neener:

First one in the ground wins!   :D

You will be having your dinners now around 3:30-4 PM. :D

It's hard to keep my eyes open that late.   :)

Enjoy the cake HTC gave you, it won't add around your waist.

Welcome to the Flabby Hose club.  :bolt:

I'm foregoing the cake, instead opting for hookers.  :devil

Welcome to Codger-land..

Get off my lawn!

 :cheers:

I actually can't wait to say that!   :x

I already sent you cash, you're old and just forgot  :old:

Hope to remember where it is before the nursing home takes it.   :uhoh

Do you have nose hair?

Get out of here, imperialist bugger!   :neener:



Happy Birthday!

You young people and your television.   In my day, we worked until we passed out and then stumbled into bed with only a match to light the way.    :old:

Welcome to the world of doctor visits where you say:  "I have what?.........You want me to take these medications for what?"     :old:

Tips:  1. You can buy 3-packs of reading glasses at Costco and Amazon.   2. They have clippers for fast growing nose and ear hairs that you never had before.



I'm not going to any doctor until long after I'm dead.   :banana:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: The Fugitive on May 25, 2016, 01:48:14 PM
Congratulations,  I can't remember what  it was like turning 50. It was a while ago.
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: hgtonyvi on May 25, 2016, 03:11:33 PM
Your life has just begun......Happy Birthday and many many more to come. :cheers:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: eddiek on May 25, 2016, 03:27:28 PM

Congrats! 
I'll be joining ya in the Five-Oh Club in about..........nine days. 
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: pipz on May 25, 2016, 03:46:06 PM
Happy Birthday!  :cheers:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Molsman on May 25, 2016, 03:49:05 PM
Happy Birthday Snuggie

Hehehehehehe Your Local Paramedic
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Post by: JimmyC on May 25, 2016, 04:12:00 PM
 :banana: Happy Birthday Geezer  :banana:
50 is the new 30....party time..
I just went to a 70th..(im 48)
proper party..best house music..Birthday 'Boy' was last man standing on the dance floor at 4am..!!
Game on..
no excuses.. (except you can use mid life crisis if you get caught being silly..)
Party on.. its all been a rehearsal..now you know quality..
<S>Jimmy  :banana:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Shuffler on May 25, 2016, 05:10:21 PM
It's official.  I am now an old person.   :old:

Please send cash in lieu of gifts, thanks.  :D

Grats on half a century you young turkey you. :D
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Devil 505 on May 25, 2016, 05:18:56 PM
You young people and your television.   In my day, we worked until we passed out and then stumbled into bed with only a match to light the way.    :old:

You had matches then?  :neener:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Max on May 25, 2016, 05:59:57 PM
Shall we discuss Colonoscopies?  :eek:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Kanth on May 25, 2016, 06:41:17 PM
Happy Birthday!  :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

 I think this is the part where you work a lot less and enjoy life a lot more.   :cheers: If you haven't started already.
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Zoney on May 25, 2016, 06:41:43 PM
Shall we discuss Colonoscopies?  :eek:

Whom, in their right mind, would want a copy of that?  I don't even want to see a picture of it.


Oh, Happy Birthday!     :cheers:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on May 25, 2016, 09:05:00 PM
Thank you all, even those of you that are somehow older than me.   :neener:

You had matches then?  :neener:

More like torches.  They were left over from chasing Frankenstein's monster.



Off topic, but I just heard this song today and it is really catchy.   My cheapskate present to you guys - I already spent all the money you sent on oatmeal, Geritol and the complete series of the Golden Girls on VHS.  :D

Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 25, 2016, 09:05:28 PM
It's official.  I am now an old person.   :old:

Please send cash in lieu of gifts, thanks.  :D

Congrats, Im 4 going on 5 years ahead of ya.

Just wait. It gets worse
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on May 25, 2016, 09:19:09 PM
Thanks.  I will sure look forward to that, old-timer.   :D

This place is like an AARP convention!   :old: 
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: redcatcherb412 on May 25, 2016, 09:57:12 PM
It's official.  I am now an old person.   :old:

Please send cash in lieu of gifts, thanks.  :D

50 pfffffft  .... Damn kids ....  get off my lawn   :old:

Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Hungry on May 26, 2016, 12:58:43 PM
Congrats, Im 4 going on 5 years ahead of ya.

Just wait. It gets worse

LOL the wife is 58 I'm 62 and every time she says the yard work was exhausting or having the grand kids over wears her out that's exactly what I say to her

Just wait, it gets worse
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: bortas1 on May 26, 2016, 01:14:39 PM
 :salute  happy-bay I hit 58 Tuesday. ahhh to be 50 again  :cheers:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: guncrasher on May 26, 2016, 02:05:00 PM
congratulations now them 40 year old girls will begin to look good. :x :x :x :x

I turned 51 I am finding myself looking at them 45 year old young hot girls  :old: :old:



semp
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on May 26, 2016, 05:54:10 PM
Thanks fellas.   :cheers:


Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: ROC on May 26, 2016, 09:39:54 PM
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I turned 51 I am finding myself looking at them 45 year old young hot girls
And you knew it was over cause they didn't look back!!   :old:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Karnak on May 26, 2016, 11:01:49 PM
I consider "old" to be whatever twice my current age is.  Keeps a moving target that is far in the future.
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: guncrasher on May 27, 2016, 10:22:51 AM
And you knew it was over cause they didn't look back!!   :old:

the funniest thing happened a few months ago.  I was at the store and I met this two young girls.  I kept making them laugh.  at the end when I walked to the cashier, one of them handed me a piece of paper with a phone number.  I was like wow.  then she said this is my mom's number you should call her.  you would make a good couple.

semp
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Snork on May 27, 2016, 11:02:42 AM
congratulations now them 40 year old girls will begin to look good. :x :x :x :x

I turned 51 I am finding myself looking at them 45 year old young hot girls  :old: :old:



semp

It's all a matter of mathematics. I just turned 69 so I figure 34 plus 35, right?

(http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j387/gronk2/b0c42b26-bfd7-41ba-9694-3536854e4b77.jpg)
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Oldman731 on May 27, 2016, 12:00:30 PM
the funniest thing happened a few months ago.  I was at the store and I met this two young girls.  I kept making them laugh.  at the end when I walked to the cashier, one of them handed me a piece of paper with a phone number.  I was like wow.  then she said this is my mom's number you should call her.  you would make a good couple.


Now that's a great story.

- oldman
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: ghi on May 27, 2016, 12:21:09 PM
Happy birthday ! :cheers:

We live in an eternal present  always thinking about future , have the instinct of eternity deep in our software and  time is an illusion .
 love this masterpiece; powerful recharges my batteries.  :rock


Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: ROC on May 27, 2016, 12:24:41 PM
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the funniest thing happened a few months ago.  I was at the store and I met this two young girls.  I kept making them laugh.  at the end when I walked to the cashier, one of them handed me a piece of paper with a phone number.  I was like wow.  then she said this is my mom's number you should call her.  you would make a good couple.

semp

Ha that's great!
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 28, 2016, 08:34:07 AM
Thanks.  I will sure look forward to that, old-timer.   :D

This place is like an AARP convention!   :old:

Just wait. You'll see

I noticed a larger difference going from 30 to 40 then there was going from 20 to 30
A HELL of a larger difference going from 40 to 50 then 30 to 40
And now I notice the difference between 50 to 54

Just in the last few years. My hands are starting to hurt. my feet are starting to hurt and when i get out of my truck at the end ot eh work day...Well. It used to be I got out standing upright and simply walked normally to the house. Now there are some days when I get out and I've traveled some 5-6 steps before I am fully upright. And I am noticing old injuries starting to resurface.

You'll see  ;)
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Snork on May 28, 2016, 08:37:40 AM
Just wait. You'll see

I noticed a larger difference going from 30 to 40 then there was going from 20 to 30
A HELL of a larger difference going from 40 to 50 then 30 to 40
And now I notice the difference between 50 to 54

Just in the last few years. My hands are starting to hurt. my feet are starting to hurt and when i get out of my truck at the end ot eh work day...Well. It used to be I got out standing upright and simply walked normally to the house. Now there are some days when I get out and I've traveled some 5-6 steps before I am fully upright. And I am noticing old injuries starting to resurface.

You'll see  ;)

Getting old is definitely a pain but it still beats the only alternative!   :uhoh
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 28, 2016, 08:41:39 AM
congratulations now them 40 year old girls will begin to look good. :x :x :x :x

I turned 51 I am finding myself looking at them 45 year old young hot girls  :old: :old:



semp

I've always found the older i got. The older the women I was attracted to were. First I looked at some and saw my nieces because they were the same age as my nieces and not being from the deep south that thought didnt appeal to me.

Now I have a philosophy. If they are old enough to be my child. They are a child. 40 is about the extreme age of any woman I'd be willing to deal with.
Not that I dont mind the view of women younger then that. But then I also think. "Yea. We might have fun for a night in the sack. But then she's probably gonna want to talk." No thank you.
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 28, 2016, 08:42:59 AM
Getting old is definitely a pain but it still beats the only alternative!   :uhoh

Groucho Marx put it best.

"Im planning on living forever or die trying"
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on May 28, 2016, 10:18:50 AM
I've always found the older i got. The older the women I was attracted to were. First I looked at some and saw my nieces because they were the same age as my nieces and not being from the deep south that thought didnt appeal to me.

Now I have a philosophy. If they are old enough to be my child. They are a child. 40 is about the extreme age of any woman I'd be willing to deal with.
Not that I dont mind the view of women younger then that. But then I also think. "Yea. We might have fun for a night in the sack. But then she's probably gonna want to talk." No thank you.

"The Girlfriend Experience": you don't pay for sex, you pay them to leave afterwards.  :D

Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Patches1 on May 28, 2016, 06:16:52 PM
It's official.  I am now an old person.   :old:

Caldera, Sir, you've another 15 years to go before you are Officially declared "OLD"!
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on May 28, 2016, 08:53:32 PM
Oh, I am old all right, Patches.  If you don't think so, you must be really old.  :old:


You'll never hear 20 year olds saying 50 is the new 30.  Only old people say stuff like that.   :D
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Scca on June 01, 2016, 07:03:58 AM
I hit 50 last year, and vowed to not get any older so this year I will be 49.  Plan on working my way back to 0...

One funny story.  I told my wife that when she turned 40, I was going to trade her in on two 20's.  She laughed and said "you aren't wired for 220's".  Had to give that round to her. 
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: popeye on June 01, 2016, 09:44:35 AM
Happy Birthday!   :banana:

The only thing worse than not being asked for ID to buy alcohol, is getting the "senior discount" without asking for it.   :old:

Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on June 01, 2016, 03:05:22 PM
I hit 50 last year, and vowed to not get any older so this year I will be 49.  Plan on working my way back to 0...

One funny story.  I told my wife that when she turned 40, I was going to trade her in on two 20's.  She laughed and said "you aren't wired for 220's".  Had to give that round to her.

Haha.   Dear old Dad used to say he was 36 on every birthday, until he was well into his 50s.   :D

Happy Birthday!   :banana:

The only thing worse than not being asked for ID to buy alcohol, is getting the "senior discount" without asking for it.   :old:



I'd love the senior discount!   Some of these IPAs are expensive.   :cheers:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: puller on June 01, 2016, 03:10:00 PM
Haha.   Dear old Dad used to say he was 36 on every birthday, until he was well into his 50s.   :D


My mom calls her birthdays anniversaries of her 39th birthday...she's going on her 19th anniversary of her 39th birthday this year  :rofl
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on June 01, 2016, 03:18:00 PM
My mom calls her birthdays anniversaries of her 39th birthday...she's going on her 19th anniversary of her 39th birthday this year  :rofl

 :rofl   Great minds think alike.
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: MajWoody on June 02, 2016, 10:33:00 AM
Do you have nose hair?

And is the hair on his head sliding down the back of his neck, and back?
And don't forget the ear hair.  :D

Happy birthday young man.  :cheers:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: Bizman on June 02, 2016, 01:17:51 PM
BTW now that you've started your downhill trip challenging your mind is very important. My wife gave me a 360 kg 3D Tetris for my 54th last weekend.  :cheers:
Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: HL117 on June 02, 2016, 01:23:00 PM
Caldera you sure changed from the beautiful young thing shown by your avatar picture to this old gray dude, life has been hard on you, (empathy) I hope your future will entails a makeover. 😂

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Title: Re: the big five oh
Post by: caldera on June 02, 2016, 05:55:01 PM
Caldera you sure changed from the beautiful young thing shown by your avatar picture to this old gray dude, life has been hard on you, (empathy) I hope your future will entails a makeover. 😂

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I'll have you know that particular girl loves me with all her heart, at least until my money runs out.  :old: