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Title: I don't know squat
Post by: FishBait on July 02, 2016, 05:49:27 PM
That's what I learned when I met squat in the DA today. And I have to wonder if this mo-fo was sitting around one night laughing some sadistic laugh while thinking to himself "It would be really funny to name myself squat, and then when I killed someone over & over again, tell them they don't know me". I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he did. He just never had the chance to tell me that cuz I rage-bailed the DA to go all primal-screamy in my living room. But he was going to. I know it.

Whoever squat is:

1) Will you DA me again?
2) Who were you before?
3) Where do you live, and do you have a security system?  :devil
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Copprhed on July 02, 2016, 05:53:57 PM
I believe he's a Brit, he is outrageous in the spit 8 and he DOES NOT USE RUDDERS. Catch him if AH3, ask him to get on channel with you and chat with him. He's a nice guy, except when he's wiping the room with you.....
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: FishBait on July 02, 2016, 05:58:12 PM
I believe he's a Brit, he is outrageous in the spit 8 and he DOES NOT USE RUDDERS. Catch him if AH3, ask him to get on channel with you and chat with him. He's a nice guy, except when he's wiping the room with you.....

Yeah, he first mounted me in the spit 9. That was just embarrassing. I almost had a chance in corsairs, but every time I'd think I had him he'd pull hard with some magical e reserve and that would be the turn of the fight. Said he didn't have a mic... I think he just didn't want me to hear him laughing  :rofl
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Copprhed on July 02, 2016, 07:15:21 PM
He may have a mic problem. He's been on 202 with me and Wormzilla in the beta. Extremely talented fellow.
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Bruv119 on July 03, 2016, 01:04:50 AM
I believe he's a Brit, he is outrageous in the spit 8 and he DOES NOT USE RUDDERS. Catch him if AH3, ask him to get on channel with you and chat with him. He's a nice guy, except when he's wiping the room with you.....

are you sure he is a brit?  I thought squat was POTW?  or did he get downgraded to the muppets?   

Fish it is the best way to improve fighting someone better than yourself.  It makes you question what you are doing and how badly. 
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: hgtonyvi on July 03, 2016, 02:33:49 AM
Squat1 you talking about??? Piece of cake for me.
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Copprhed on July 03, 2016, 02:34:30 AM
Bruv, I know the squat you're referring to, and this is not the same gentleman. Wormie and I have had him on coms with us, and this guy has the accent. He also fights totally differently than the squat you're talking about.
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Bruv119 on July 03, 2016, 03:22:56 AM
ok I did fight the guy your talking about in beta. 

I rolled fully fuel spit and he bounced me with the 8.  was a good fight and he stuck to me like glue.

If he is British and not a shade he needs to fill out an application form.  :D
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: NatCigg on July 03, 2016, 03:44:12 AM
are you sure he is a brit?  I thought squat was POTW?  or did he get downgraded to the muppets?   

Fish it is the best way to improve fighting someone better than yourself.  It makes you question what you are doing and how badly.

 :rofl bruvs a funny guy when out of his shell! wheres the whiskey?  :cheers:

and try to film it so you can see how silly you look from your opponents perspective!  :old:
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: JunkyII on July 03, 2016, 08:57:44 AM
There is Squat and squat1... Squat seems like a returning player who is good in a spit...he's a women but he is good.

Squat1 is in AoM.

Squat1 you talking about??? Piece of cake for me.
Trust me, there's people saying the same thing about you :aok

Squat1 will give a good fight any day of the week....that should be respected.
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: icepac on July 04, 2016, 03:52:46 PM
Didn't squat1 beat you in the DA?
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: FishBait on July 04, 2016, 10:51:03 PM
Fish it is the best way to improve fighting someone better than yourself.  It makes you question what you are doing and how badly.

I hear ya, Bruv. And I'm 100% good with that. I somewhat exaggerated the rage-quit for comic effect. I was definitely surprised by being beaten so easily, but that just means there's a lot more to learn. I'm good with that.

I'm definitely looking forward to getting mopped across the floor again! :rofl

Speaking of which - anytime you are bored & see me around (if you want), I'd love to spend some time getting beat up by you ;)
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: JOACH1M on July 05, 2016, 07:43:52 AM
All of you are easy
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Copprhed on July 05, 2016, 08:37:15 AM
All of you are easy
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT! Ya'll find a way to get rid of the Cybro virus and I'd come back....
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: mbailey on July 05, 2016, 10:52:29 AM
All of you are easy

Funny that's what my wife tells me too.....

Shouldn't you be studying?  That degree isn't gonna earn itself ya know  (hope its going good man)  :aok   :D
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: JOACH1M on July 05, 2016, 01:03:52 PM
Funny that's what my wife tells me too.....

Shouldn't you be studying?  That degree isn't gonna earn itself ya know  (hope its going good man)  :aok   :D
:D

Just finished my summer courses last week! The degree is close to being mine :)
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Bear76 on July 05, 2016, 08:54:05 PM
are you sure he is a brit?  I thought squat was POTW?  or did he get downgraded to the muppets?   

Fish it is the best way to improve fighting someone better than yourself.  It makes you question what you are doing and how badly.

Next downgrade will be The Fewest or The Fewer or something like that  :)
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Oldman731 on July 05, 2016, 08:54:57 PM
All of you are easy


True.

...and I still don't get any dates...

- oldman
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: lunatic1 on July 07, 2016, 03:15:58 AM
There is a player named Squat and a player named Squat1 2 different players
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Tumor on July 07, 2016, 01:37:35 PM
:D

Just finished my summer courses last week! The degree is close to being mine :)

Gettin your "BS" in AUTO-APPRECIATION MANAGEMENT?  :devil  I know, it's a muppet thing!  :x
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: dirtdart on July 09, 2016, 08:08:34 AM
Squat1 is a yak guy.
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: JunkyII on July 09, 2016, 06:36:38 PM
Didn't squat1 beat you in the DA?
squat1 and I have never had an actual duel....he was a squaddie in POTW and I told Krup he was leaving and AoM should pick him up...one of my better friends in the game and the person Squat was trying to troll.

Squat conducted one round in spit 8s...and would not come out for another round after...congrats to him he beat me in a spit 8 one time...any true fighter in this game knows 1 DA round is no show of skill...heck I pretty much killed myself for him. You wouldn't know anything about that icepac.
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Shuffler on July 16, 2016, 02:27:42 PM
I must have missed something...... everyone is good in a spit 5, 8, or 9.
Title: Re: I don't know squat
Post by: Copprhed on July 16, 2016, 03:24:41 PM
Squat, the Brit pilot and I had some fights today in AH3. We had a really nice conversation, and I found out he was raised by Leviathan. This guy uses no rudder and I cannot even come close to getting a hit on him. His aim is laser sharp, his moves are smooth as glass. I salute him, he seems to have no ego whatsoever.   :joystick:  :bhead  :ahand