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Title: Turkey
Post by: zack1234 on July 16, 2016, 11:42:47 AM
You colonials eat turkey at thanks giving :old:

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Post by: briansold on July 16, 2016, 12:08:31 PM
I fly as well as one
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Post by: Lusche on July 16, 2016, 12:14:47 PM
And the Brits do unspeakable things with it....  :uhoh
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Post by: wil3ur on July 16, 2016, 12:22:33 PM
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Post by: Copprhed on July 16, 2016, 01:01:55 PM
Turkey, salt and pepper, and jellied cranberry sauce  with just a little bit of mayo on you favorite bread...best after Thanksgiving sandwich ever....
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Post by: Meatwad on July 16, 2016, 02:10:54 PM
As long as its hellmans mayo and not that miracle whip grossness
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Post by: SIK1 on July 16, 2016, 02:41:14 PM
Miracle whip isn't mayonnaise, and yes it is gross.
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Post by: Copprhed on July 16, 2016, 05:02:57 PM
As long as its hellmans mayo and not that miracle whip grossness
Being that I'm from the South...it's Duke's or it's nothing, Miracle Whip is for....insert adjective here.....
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Post by: FLOOB on July 16, 2016, 05:39:37 PM
A turkey coop!

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Post by: zack1234 on July 16, 2016, 06:04:42 PM
Why are you all fatties then?
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Post by: FLOOB on July 16, 2016, 06:29:57 PM
Because we don't have to import our food, we actually have enough land to grow it here. From pineapples to caribou. The americans invented modern agriculture, we produce so much we don't know what to do with it all. Sometimes we just pay farmers to stop making it.
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Post by: Slate on July 16, 2016, 07:32:09 PM
Why are you all fatties then?

  "Stocky Fellows" Build most things and put consume mass quantities to fuel their impressive girth and strength. Skinny fellows only make grass huts and skirts.
   
     Turkey is best served with a healthy dose of free range fixings AND NO Radical ingredients.  :old:
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Post by: zack1234 on July 17, 2016, 02:12:20 AM
Because we don't have to import our food, we actually have enough land to grow it here. From pineapples to caribou. The americans invented modern agriculture, we produce so much we don't know what to do with it all. Sometimes we just pay farmers to stop making it.

Your biggest export after war products is food products.

You even sold food to the Chinese in the 1970's.

China still imports US food products even though they are the enemy :old:

China cannot produce enough food due to lack of suitable areas.
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Post by: pipz on July 17, 2016, 07:15:13 AM
I am going to China and sell them canned ravioli at extremely inflated prices.  :old:
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Post by: Meatwad on July 17, 2016, 07:23:42 AM
Alphabetti Spaghetti  :old:
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Post by: guncrasher on July 17, 2016, 10:13:04 PM
I am going to China and sell them canned ravioli at extremely inflated prices.  :old:

damn you just gave me an idea.  I can go to china with a bunch of canadian whisky.  make 7&7's and sell them at a premium.  I am gonna give you 10% of the stock in my company.

I need investors.  100 bucks gets you 1 share. 200 gets you 3 shares and all the 7&7's you can drink while in chinna.


semp
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Post by: NatCigg on July 18, 2016, 04:03:38 AM
Because we don't have to import our food, we actually have enough land to grow it here. From pineapples to caribou. The americans invented modern agriculture, we produce so much we don't know what to do with it all. Sometimes we just pay farmers to stop making it.

dang floob, you aint got to be so mean.  Brits are our friends.
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Post by: FLOOB on July 19, 2016, 12:14:14 AM
dang floob, you aint got to be so mean.  Brits are our friends.
Somebody let Brits on the forum??
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Post by: FLOOB on July 19, 2016, 12:15:29 AM
It's an outrage!