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Title: Long life
Post by: Maverick on August 03, 2016, 11:31:18 AM

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Arizona once told a young female
neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle
a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind
14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-
-grand children and a 40 foot hole where crematorium use to be.
God Bless America

Title: Re: Long life
Post by: 4462 on August 03, 2016, 01:33:53 PM

ROFL!  I have a visual.

Title: Re: Long life
Post by: Ripsnort on August 04, 2016, 08:35:18 AM

LMAO!

Title: Re: Long life
Post by: FLOOB on August 04, 2016, 04:12:04 PM

It's a myth. Snopes it.