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Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: hblair on July 19, 2001, 10:36:00 AM
I heard a rumor that it was a great squad full of awesome pilots. Anyone have any insight on this?
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: skernsk on July 19, 2001, 10:44:00 AM
Hb..I think it's time the FDB's called you pansies out and kick yer tulips aroung the virtual skies.

I'll go get the boys out of the nudy bar and well see wht you fella's can do.

Rules..regs are negotiable -- dates TBA if y'all are up to the challenge!
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Zippatuh on July 19, 2001, 10:52:00 AM
Anyone notice who was the #1 squad attacking all of the Assassins fields?

Zippatuh

<Cough Cough>

VMF-323 Death Rattlers
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: milnko on July 19, 2001, 10:52:00 AM
HB, ya know what I's likes about the FDBs?

Theys gluttons fer punishment  :D

HELL! theys just gluttons period

Remember the Squad duel fer the ladder? What was the final? 5 to ZIP I believe.

Remember tellin' us on RW to let 'em kill one or two of us so we didn't embarASSASSIN 'em too badly?   :D
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: -ammo- on July 19, 2001, 10:54:00 AM
Well in my book its the 56th FG, however I am a little bias. But thats only if ya include personalities, not just the scoring system :)
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: skernsk on July 19, 2001, 11:02:00 AM
Remember the Squad duel fer the ladder? What was the final? 5 to ZIP I believe.

That is only because I wasn't there Milstinko.  I have been pissed off about that ever since :)

Y'all put the title belts on the line...

<slaps mikenko with pair of nomex flying gloves -- walks over to hblairs G-10 and pisses on the wheels>
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: AKDejaVu on July 19, 2001, 11:10:00 AM
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I'll go get the boys out of the nudy bar and well see wht you fella's can do.

<Shudder>The thought of SOB being dragged out of a nudy bar wearing a g-string with dollar bills tucked into it</shudder>

AKDejaVu
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Westy MOL on July 19, 2001, 11:10:00 AM
You're all **MOL** wannabee's  ;)
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: skernsk on July 19, 2001, 11:12:00 AM
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:


<Shudder>The thought of SOB being dragged out of a nudy bar wearing a g-string with dollar bills tucked into it</shudder>

AKDejaVu

Only an AK would think along those like Deja,  The boys would be there watching scantily clad women prance around and the bet would be how long until Creamo got them all kicked out :)
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Nifty on July 19, 2001, 11:14:00 AM
woof woof!!!

I'm kinda partial to those flea bitten mutts in the 332nd Flying Mongrels.   :D
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Rude on July 19, 2001, 11:19:00 AM
Seems I remember a time where some 51's cleaned out a whole flight of 190's one night....hmmm  :D

And another thing...don't ya have to drive boats around and fly those great big multi-engine thingies around as well to achieve the #1 ranking :D

Hard for fighter pilots to understand that floatin bus drivin thing...sorry :D

Rude
CO 13th TAS

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: Rude ]
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Yeager on July 19, 2001, 11:22:00 AM
Ahh....cc

I find 13thTAS ranked 6 in fighters followed a wee bit back by the ASSASSINs ranked 8 in fighters  :D

uhmm hehe   ;)

Y
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: skernsk on July 19, 2001, 11:39:00 AM
FDB's lead in chute shooting!
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: mason22 on July 19, 2001, 12:06:00 PM
ummm.....nevermind.
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Fatty on July 19, 2001, 12:06:00 PM
I heard some girly squad lead by the southern version of Ru Paul and his sidekick Millie was ranked first because they had great freestyle cheer routines.
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: eddiek on July 19, 2001, 12:09:00 PM
(YAWN)

Hblair, yer on a roll.......whatcha wanna bet this one hits 100 posts before it's 24 hours old?    :D
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: AKSWulfe on July 19, 2001, 12:13:00 PM
If I post to it, I'm willing to bet it will hit over 100.

Let me start off with:

The Assassins aren't only ranked first in squad ranks, but also on givin' BJs.

And the FDBs are a bunch of no-skill weenies that couldn't fly even if they |-|4><0rd the N1K2 so it had a jet engine and 8 Hispanos!

You are all dweebs!
-SW
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: skernsk on July 19, 2001, 12:32:00 PM
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Originally posted by SWulfe:
If I post to it, I'm willing to bet it will hit over 100.
-SW


Only because you never shut up SW.  You post so much even SAW says..."slow down yer gonna get carpel tunnel"
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: AKSWulfe on July 19, 2001, 12:35:00 PM
I never shut up, but atleast I keep you morons here on the UBB trying to find out what next erroneous retarded drivel I will say next.

So in the end, I keep you guys from getting your work done or whatever and the thread never dies down until I get bored of it.

Play you people like puppets! PUPPETS!!!
YOU'RE ALL MY PUPPETS!!!!
-SW
ps: I don't know what I'm talking aboot, eh?
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: AKSWulfe on July 19, 2001, 12:36:00 PM
Wooo.. just re-read what I typed and it doesn't make a lick of sense.
  ;)
-SW
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: skernsk on July 19, 2001, 12:38:00 PM
It's obvious you have once again washed down your drugs with cough syrup..now back to the topic of the thread..........
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: AKSWulfe on July 19, 2001, 12:40:00 PM
What's more obvious is that you've missed I'm not serious... or maybe I took what you said seriously because I'm very confused right now.
-SW

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Pongo on July 19, 2001, 12:44:00 PM
shhhh hblair.
youll wake up the Japanes Squads.
The most amazing thing to me. Is that we achieve a fighter rank of 8 with with 20 active pilots.
Not 5 Yeager.
While being number 6 in bombers and 3 in vehicles. Attack would be simular but who remembers to pick atack?

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: Pongo ]
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: hblair on July 19, 2001, 12:45:00 PM
I heard another rumor that the squad that is ranked #1 0\/\/Nz and RuL3z all the other squadrons. Has anyone else heard this too? Wish I could find out who the #1 ranked squad is, they must be somethin' else...
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: skernsk on July 19, 2001, 12:46:00 PM
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Originally posted by SWulfe:
[qb]What's more obvious is that you've missed I'm not serious... or maybe I took what you said seriously because I'm very confused right now.
-SW

qb]

ROFL!!!  Too much fun!

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: skernsk ]
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: AKSWulfe on July 19, 2001, 01:23:00 PM
Unfortunately it's so easy to confuse me, you will be bored of it rather quickly Spermsk.

So save your remarks with the obvious intent to confuse me and talk to me like you would your fellow FDB, like a 5 year old twit!
-SW
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Yeager on July 19, 2001, 01:42:00 PM
Heres a little ditty just for you pongo:

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you
Maybe I'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time
And hung me on a line
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Yeager   :eek:
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: hblair on July 19, 2001, 01:54:00 PM
:(

Yeager, I feel so touched.
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Rocket on July 19, 2001, 02:18:00 PM
I heard something about squads being rank.. where do you find out what squad is the most rank?  I would guess the most rank would be the FDP err FDB with the prettythangKings next followed by the prettythangmunchins... Have be the worst smelling groups in the game.  Most others won't even fly in the same areas as these above groups as the flies following them clogs the air intakes.  The smell alone will cause most planes to choke out and auger.  The smell from the FDP errr FDBs will rot the silk outta most chutes.. they don't even shoot at them to kill them they just fly by.  :D :P ;p  ;)

S!
Rocket
VMF-115 "Joe's Jokers"
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Wotan on July 19, 2001, 02:55:00 PM
bah

squad scoring is screwed up

JV44 Wurger-Staffel has 2 of its members scores not included with our squad scores and 1 of them is ranked 9th overall. The other has a 2.5 kd/ranked 60 in fighters overall ranked 229. 3 of us never even get in gvs so I'd wait till they get scoring straightened out before blowing your own horn  :).........................
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: AKDejaVu on July 19, 2001, 03:59:00 PM
Wotan.. their scores are included, they just don't show up when you list the squad.

This is part of what Pyro was talking about in the last news bulletin.

AKDejaVu
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: SOB on July 19, 2001, 04:00:00 PM
Aw Rocket, you're just trying to sweet talk us into letting you become a member of the squad ain't ya!   :)


SOB
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Pongo on July 19, 2001, 04:04:00 PM
Yeager
But there you are with yours..and here I am with mine..so I guess well just be leaving it at this....
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Wotan on July 19, 2001, 04:21:00 PM
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Wotan.. their scores are included, they just don't show up when you list the squad.
This is part of what Pyro was talking about in the last news bulletin.

AKDejaVu

 

I thought that as well but according to squad ranks JV44 has 744 total kills

checking just pilot scores JV44 has 841

checking scores in "kills in expanded format" JV44 has 864 kills........

maybe theres a time delay in updating squad stats but I don't see how.. :)

no biggie we have fun regardless just dont count this Luftwaffe[/i] squad out ......... :)

ps we will limit out whining if you can muzzle SW............ :)
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: AKDejaVu on July 19, 2001, 04:25:00 PM
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ps we will limit out whining if you can muzzle SW............ :)

We both know neither is going to happen ;)

AKDejaVu
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Hangtime on July 19, 2001, 04:30:00 PM
Damn.. I miss all the squad rumbles. This one; I won't.

Fatty; get Central on the line. I want him fer wingman.  And fer crissakes; sombody sober up sally. lemme see... animal in the P38, Creamo in the 190, Exile in anything, Skernsk in the goon.. (you get pedals yet, yah dum canuck??) Mason and Sling flyin the flavor of the week.. fishy swimmin up in his 109... we're gonna kick some ass.

Time 'n place; bozo's.  :)
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Zigrat on July 19, 2001, 05:21:00 PM
wanna  make it interesting?

i sure do  :)


oh and that goes to *any* squad. i seriously dont think there is a single squad in the game that can beat the assasins a2a  :) prove me wrong!
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Hangtime on July 19, 2001, 05:39:00 PM
Ok.. if yer 'harlem globetrotters' manage to kick all squad commers.. will yah take on an 'all star team'??

Just curious.  :)
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Vruth on July 19, 2001, 06:00:00 PM
I don't need to whip it out to see how big it is and then go around and show everyone "HEY LOOK HOW BIG WE...(cough) I MEAN... I AM."   :D

Your squad is #1. Now ask yourselves this hblair without stepping on it - what do you do next?   ;)


Vruth, 1st Lt,F3D1S1L, AirCom, MS

-----------------------------------------


412 Braunco Mustang Fighter Squadron
 (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/brandor/images/412.gif)  


[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: Vruth ]
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: SOB on July 19, 2001, 07:42:00 PM
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Originally posted by Vruth:
Your squad is #1. Now ask yourself this hblair without stepping on it - what do you do next?    ;)

Get the honeymoon suite at the local love-inn and meet up there with Milenko for a "celebration"!   :D


SOB
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Hamish on July 19, 2001, 08:16:00 PM
That reminds me SOB, how did you and fatty's honeymoon go?


Bring it on FDB's, i can dogfight all of ya's in a goon   :D

HAMISH!
P.S. don't make me get out my IL2 and shoot down Animal again  :D

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: Hamish ]
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: mason22 on July 19, 2001, 08:25:00 PM
umm, i think you guys (assass-pansy-ins) are on, hang made an ROE on our private forum.

let's get this SQvSQ in the works!!!!

 :D
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: milnko on July 19, 2001, 09:34:00 PM
First off FDBs lets get the terminology for the duel correct...this would be a REMATCH for you fellas, seeings how we handed ya'll your ASSes once already.

BTW that's ASSes as in your ASSAS-we-be-kickIN  :D

OH MY!
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: skernsk on July 19, 2001, 10:26:00 PM
Call it whatever you want millie...where and when?

You can e-mail me at skernsk@home.com and we'll set the rules and time of "rematch".

BTW is it a rematch for me if I wasn't there the first time?

I hope Hblair doesn't have nightmares of me killing him in my C-47.  Poor redneck must need to see a shrink after that :)
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: Hangtime on July 19, 2001, 11:32:00 PM
It ain't a rematch.

It's THIS match.  :)
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: StSanta on July 20, 2001, 05:29:00 AM
Zigrat, now, perhaps.

But before, 9./JG 54 would at the very least be a serious threat.

I just doubt that I on my own could take down the entire Assassins and win three times in a row  :D
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: PapaH on July 23, 2001, 06:23:00 AM
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Originally posted by SWulfe:
I never shut up, but atleast I keep you morons here on the UBB trying to find out what next erroneous retarded drivel I will say next.

An end to the wondering at last<ggg>

8=X PapaH
CMC
Title: Anybody know which squadron is ranked #1?
Post by: lazs1 on July 23, 2001, 08:23:00 AM
hblair.... don't know who is first but you guys are ranked like 8th or so.   Don't worry about it tho i don't believe score means much.... LOL, I even heard they have an "overall" ranking to make the tards that like to drive and bomb feel like they are worth something.   It's all screwed up.
lazs