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Title: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 11, 2016, 01:43:05 AM
Women cannot resist dashing pilot veterans of North African aerial combat.

It is the allure and mystery of deserts and the beautiful azure skies above them.

The appeal of sleek fighter aircraft, the excitement and danger of bombers and attack aircraft.

We have over 120 pilots in "Tunisia 1943" already, but there is still room for you.

Want a Bf 109 like Jochim Marseille?  How about a C.2, the Ferrari of the Sky?  A Spitfire?

How about the most amazing attack plane action you will ever see in a Bf 110 or FW 190 jabo?

Or are you a bomber-pilot hero, ready to fly the iconic North African Ju 88?
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 11, 2016, 01:46:46 AM
And here is the true kicker:

You have the chance to be flying with or against HiTech, the creator of Aces High.  The man, the legend!  :aok

He is reclusive, but here is recent picture of HiTech, smuggled out of the HTC compound at great personal risk:
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/2/2b/Elendil11.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060507071506)
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 11, 2016, 01:52:17 AM
Imagine it. . . .

You are a dashing air-combat hero, after all.

109's, 190's, C.2's, 110's, Ju 88's of the Luftwaffe and Regia Aeronautica vs. P-38's, Spitfires, P-40's, P-39's, A-20's, B-25's, B-26's, B-17's of the US 12th Air Force.

Fighting over the fate of North Africa in 1943.

What would you do to get a piece of that GLORY!  :aok

Yet, it is open to you now and will run for 12 hours on October 22nd, where you can play for whatever portion of the battle that suits your schedule.

More information on how to participate -- and EVERYONE is welcome!
http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201610_TunisiaFeb43/registration/registration.html
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 11, 2016, 02:12:58 AM
One of these can be yours in the finest action in Aces High!  :aok

(http://cdn.historynet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1200x480xBf-109-1200_480.jpg.pagespeed.ic.AZFbJGnTZM.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/Mc_202_folgore.sized.jpg)

(http://www.warbirdphotographs.com/LCBW10/FW190-F8-SKG10-WhiteH-Tunisia-1943-1sf-s.jpg)

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C_SVMlFKaeI/VDU4nqY8E0I/AAAAAAABQH0/7tYTggH5nC8/s1600/ME-110D-North_Africa.jpg)

(http://www.worldwarphotos.info/wp-content/gallery/germany/aircrafts/junkers_ju88/Ju_88_A_3Z-_.H_1.KG_77_Sept_1943.jpg)

(http://raf-112-squadron.org/images/wzc.jpg)

Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Slate on October 11, 2016, 12:51:35 PM
 Ground Crews are busy going over the Focke-Wulf Airframes to ensure Allied schweinhunds will enjoy their short stay in Axis territory.  :ahand
 (http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv15/d0nwaters/FW190f-8%20SKG10/fw190f-8%202_zpsfrdclu63.jpg) (http://s665.photobucket.com/user/d0nwaters/media/FW190f-8%20SKG10/fw190f-8%202_zpsfrdclu63.jpg.html)(http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv15/d0nwaters/FW190f-8%20SKG10/F-8%20refuel_zpscq2f6pkp.jpg) (http://s665.photobucket.com/user/d0nwaters/media/FW190f-8%20SKG10/F-8%20refuel_zpscq2f6pkp.jpg.html)(http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv15/d0nwaters/FW190f-8%20SKG10/Fw-190F-8I-SG4_zpsmctvskec.jpg) (http://s665.photobucket.com/user/d0nwaters/media/FW190f-8%20SKG10/Fw-190F-8I-SG4_zpsmctvskec.jpg.html)(http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv15/d0nwaters/FW190f-8%20SKG10/SKG10-Banner_zpsdxwri9wx.jpg) (http://s665.photobucket.com/user/d0nwaters/media/FW190f-8%20SKG10/SKG10-Banner_zpsdxwri9wx.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: bangsbox on October 11, 2016, 01:01:20 PM
And here is the true kicker:

You have the chance to be flying with or against HiTech, the creator of Aces High.  The man, the legend!  :aok

He is reclusive, but here is recent picture of HiTech, smuggled out of the HTC compound at great personal risk:
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/2/2b/Elendil11.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060507071506)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA +1
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 11, 2016, 01:09:58 PM
(http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/83290-The-Harder-The-Struggle-The-More-Glorious-The-Triumph.jpg)
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 11, 2016, 03:58:37 PM
The time for battle draws near.

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/6df36c6548da3c65ee881a47af7c22fb/tumblr_n6bzbyox2L1ripdkro3_500.gif)
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 12, 2016, 02:43:17 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1325797300/2804546757_5d034c1d29.jpg)

"I'm not always online, but I never miss a Scenario."
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: zack1234 on October 13, 2016, 12:09:53 AM
 :banana:
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: DREDIOCK on October 14, 2016, 05:34:23 PM
Women cannot resist dashing pilot veterans of North African aerial combat.


I just sit there and nonchalantly lick my eyebrows.

I find that women cant resist that either.
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: ghi on October 14, 2016, 05:46:40 PM
 I thought this thread about vacuum pumps.  :(
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 14, 2016, 11:18:18 PM
I thought this thread about vacuum pumps.  :(

The Bf 109, C.2, jabo 190, Bf 110, and Ju 88 have the finest vacuum pumps in the business!

Join up today, and the best vacuum pumps can be yours!  :aok
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Oldman731 on October 14, 2016, 11:45:35 PM
The Bf 109, C.2, jabo 190, Bf 110, and Ju 88 have the finest vacuum pumps in the business!


Can we keep this accurate?  It's a C.202, not that pig, the 205.  We allow the servants to fly those.  On their afternoon off, of course.

Really, Brooke, you could be offending the desired sort of people.  I'm sure you know what I mean.  Let the peasants fly the greasy German machines and the horse-cart version of an airplane, let's leave it at that.

- oldman (honestly, you are catering to the rabble, you should reflect on that before you go on.)
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 15, 2016, 12:57:15 AM
Quite right, Oldman.

I am ashamed of myself.  Thank you for reminding me of what is proper.  :aok
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: 1stpar3 on October 15, 2016, 01:08:55 AM
Brooke,
   I have seen a few post that are saying some slots are filled up? I didnt want to sign up as I am not sure if I can make it. Its an 12 hour scenario I believe? How would walk on players be handled? Being in the Pearl Harbor scenario with you, is one of my fondest memories! B5N, torpedo attack!!! I have several squadies looking to possibly participate as well! So biggest issue is, will squads be able to fly together if we show up at different times? Its not a deal breaker if it isnt possible! We sort of dig flying against each other!
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 15, 2016, 01:27:45 AM
Brooke,
   I have seen a few post that are saying some slots are filled up? I didnt want to sign up as I am not sure if I can make it. Its an 12 hour scenario I believe? How would walk on players be handled? Being in the Pearl Harbor scenario with you, is one of my fondest memories! B5N, torpedo attack!!! I have several squadies looking to possibly participate as well! So biggest issue is, will squads be able to fly together if we show up at different times? Its not a deal breaker if it isnt possible! We sort of dig flying against each other!

1stpar3, I remember that!  It was a blast flying with you!

Best way for squaddies to fly together is this.  For the ones who know that they will be there for some portion of the day, register into the same group (so that they are guaranteed those positions).  Then, for folks who aren't sure if they can make it, register into the "reserve list" for that same side.  Then, on game day, if the person can show up, they go for sure onto the same side as their squaddies, and it is likely that groups will have openings at any given time of the day, and the reserve list person then has his shot to fly with those registered squaddies.

Since allies are 1 pilot short of full, this would work better on axis side.

I hope that you and your squaddies can make it!  :aok
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Brooke on October 17, 2016, 03:35:06 AM
By the way, to register, just send me a message with AH handle, message board name, and requested group to join (such as JG 53 or SKG 10, etc. or "reserve list").

Here are the groups available:

http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201610_TunisiaFeb43/registration/registration.html
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: save on October 17, 2016, 06:34:16 AM
Are us pilots flying the c202's  allowed to double our firepower by using the .45 along with the 12.7s ?
 :airplane:


Can we keep this accurate?  It's a C.202, not that pig, the 205.  We allow the servants to fly those.  On their afternoon off, of course.

Really, Brooke, you could be offending the desired sort of people.  I'm sure you know what I mean.  Let the peasants fly the greasy German machines and the horse-cart version of an airplane, let's leave it at that.

- oldman (honestly, you are catering to the rabble, you should reflect on that before you go on.)
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Oldman731 on October 17, 2016, 07:13:17 AM
Are us pilots flying the c202's  allowed to double our firepower by using the .45 along with the 12.7s ?


Certainly!  I often bring a pocket-full of stones to hurl at the enemy as I pass by.

- oldman
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Dobs on October 17, 2016, 07:50:29 AM
So we can call the 38 the "shocker" for this frame then.......good to know:) 
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: Bruv119 on October 17, 2016, 10:55:30 AM
I for one hope the Allies bring more pilots for JG77 to shoot down next Saturday.  I salute the 3 brave p38 pilots at the end of practice who took on the might of the Luftwaffe but alas there were no Spitfires to bail them out of the dodge.   :(
Title: Re: Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick
Post by: caldera on October 17, 2016, 11:28:00 AM
You forgot to mention the one weird trick was discovered by a Mom, who just so happens to live in your locality!