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Title: A New Conspiracy
Post by: AKKuya on January 27, 2017, 04:09:18 AM
Looks like the House of the Mouse is playing Jedi mind tricks.

Star Wars Episode 7 The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode 8 The Last Jedi

Put together:

The force awakens the last Jedi...

What will Episode 9 be titled to finish the sentence?

My guess will be:

The force awakens the last Jedi for perpetual light.

Funny guess will be:

The force awakens the last Jedi for more beer.

Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: Skuzzy on January 27, 2017, 06:15:05 AM
"The Last Jedi" is wide open for interpretation.

1) As "Jedi" is also the plural form of the word, it could mean the last group indoctrinated into the fold.

2) It could be a reference to an off-shoot group of Jedi.

3) It could be a reference to the last group of Jedi trained by the original masters.

4) It could be a reference to only one person left in the universe with the ability to be a Jedi.

5) It could reference no more Jedi are needed as balance has been achieved, in the universe.

What is your take on it?
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: Greebo on January 27, 2017, 06:52:10 AM
The Force awakens the last Jedi for six more sequels and a load of merchandising.
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: Meatwad on January 27, 2017, 07:27:57 AM
9 - For the last time
10 - No we really mean it
11 - We are serious this time
12 - No really
13 - For sure
14 - Surprise!
15 - Jar Jar's offspring is a new order of jedi
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: Becinhu on January 27, 2017, 08:25:17 AM
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Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: PR3D4TOR on January 27, 2017, 10:03:59 AM
"The last Jedi" is an obvious reference to Luke Skywalker who is the last remaining Jedi alive at this point. He was even called that in The Force Awakens' crawler.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26232318/thelastjedi.JPG)
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: mbailey on January 27, 2017, 02:55:54 PM
9 - For the last time
10 - No we really mean it
11 - We are serious this time
12 - No really
13 - For sure
14 - Surprise!
15 - Jar Jar's offspring is a new order of jedi

9 could be   "Disneys new hope, need to bleed it dry"
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: eagl on January 28, 2017, 01:07:24 AM
It's a major troll, the opening crawler will roll, and we'll see an aging luke fall down some stairs and break his neck.  The remainder of the movie will be the sacked llamas from monty python making their comeback.
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: Hajo on January 28, 2017, 03:32:36 PM
Basically the Star Wars series of films has lost me.  IMHO they should have stopped at three.  IMHO they have gotten boring and very predictable.

Even 3 movies was to many for the Godfather series.  And they were very good with 3 being the worst.  Special effects take me only so far.

If I want stuff flying around and exploding, I'll take up cooking again.
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: Dace on January 29, 2017, 11:57:46 AM
If I want stuff flying around and exploding, I'll take up cooking again.

 :rofl
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: BoilerDown on January 29, 2017, 12:29:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5HI8TBIlM

I've watched all of this chick's Star Wars videos; they're pretty great.
(Edited for Rule 13 compliance).
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: Ramesis on January 29, 2017, 05:05:46 PM
The Force awakens the last Jedi for six more sequels and a load of merchandising.
Boy thats the truth... but toeach his/her own  :cheers:
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: Meatwad on January 29, 2017, 06:53:22 PM
The Resistance takes a trial run of a prototype Walker from stolen plans of the First Order

(http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Star-Wars-Walker-SNL.jpg)
Title: Re: A New Conspiracy
Post by: Nathan60 on January 29, 2017, 09:26:57 PM
9 - For the last time
10 - No we really mean it
11 - We are serious this time
12 - No really
13 - For sure
14 - Surprise!
15 - Jar Jar's offspring is a new order of jedi
Jar Jar was a SIth