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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Rotorian on October 27, 2001, 10:42:00 AM
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Now there is an oximawroon. Ok, so I have perused most of this cod forsaken POS form of communication. All I see is 20 thousand monkeys arguing which one of them has more fleas in their armpits.
In the mean time, the most important section of this contraption is ignored by the erudites :rolleyes: who reside here. Yes, I am talking about events and scenarios. You want to relive history (as best as it can be portrayed in the medium)? Then scenarios is where is at.
The awenas is nothing but practice for scenarios. HT and company have designed a supreme game with supporting features that are the top. It is nothing but a hamsterwheel if all you baboons care about is the MA.
Now, I see some of yas dont know humor even if it were dressed as a two bit hoe and stroking your nads. So, maybe you will, may be you wont see the hamster wheel reference for what is meant. My english is definatly not as good as some of ya MD's in here. However, I can find people who can explain it to ya.
Up until now you half developed hamsters have had a run with the assylum. However, there are some people coming over that can immensely help us all have more fun. It is not a take-over. They are going to try and use the tools, HT and company have created, to recreate the battles of WWII. They will need your help and your support.
I hope the current event teams is openminded and helpfull. I know there will be a tendency to the "us vs them" crap. Lets not become such dimwits. After all, we were all monkeys, hamsters and are still dweebs. Yes, I know some of ya "Aces" are not dweebs anymore. That is your shortcoming not ours :p
In closing let me reiterate. Arguing about wether your fav plane goes 2mph slower than what the test speed is, wont make the game any more interesting. However, flying with a group trying to accomplish a mission that may or may not be the key to the final endgame, will make you really appreciate what HTC has accomplished. It will also help you understand (well some of your skullz may not be yet penetrable by diamond blades), what people like Earl "Dutch" Miller did for this country a long time ago.
That is another thing. I dont know if Earl will come over. However, if ya see him up or read his writings in here, ya better respect lest ya wanna become elephant toe jam.
Asta la vista.
Cya up.
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I don't know much about history, but I like the idea of a free hand job with every joke.
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All say "Aye!"
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WWII ..... geez ..... don't stop there!
(EG) You think I was bad over there?
Originally posted by Rotorian:
They are going to try and use the tools, HT and company have created, to recreate the battles of WWII.
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Originally posted by Arlo:
WWII ..... geez ..... don't stop there!
(EG) You think I was bad over there?
Ok gentlemen (and I use the term loosely), allow me to intruduce Mr. Spanish Civil War.
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:rolleyes:
Become a part of the community first. Don't assume your forced arrival makes it automatic.
I'm sorry they shut down Air Warrior. I'm sorry you now have to settle on this game. I'm sorry you think that you can hop over to a community you chose not to be a part of and think nothing is any different from whence you came.
AKDejaVu
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Originally posted by Fatty:
I don't know much about history, but I like the idea of a free hand job with every joke.
You got the hand part, now go work on the joke part. :)
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
:rolleyes:
Become a part of the community first. Don't assume your forced arrival makes it automatic.
Ok, edumacate me. What does it take to become part of the community? Forced Arrival? I think I am here by choice. Least last I checked HT didnt tell me to pay them 14.95.
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
[QBI'm sorry they shut down Air Warrior.[/QB]
Dont be, it was a mercifull killing. It had been dying a slow agonizing death.
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
:I'm sorry you now have to settle on this game.
You are ass-uming a lot of things. As to your "settle" remark, you are not giving HTC enough credit.
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
:I'm sorry you think that you can hop over to a community you chose not to be a part of and think nothing is any different from whence you came.
AKDejaVu
At what point and time did you look into my life and learnt all I decide to do or not to do? I am new here yes, does that mean you do not want people to point out some basic things which are no different from anywhere else? Help me, I am asking.
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First .... try posting to someone by name.
Second, don't assume so much yerself. There's a whole community, already formed and stuff, already somewhat familiar with AH and stuff, already here ... that you never knew existed in the first place.
Third, I'm afraid some of them have already had a little fun on the boards at your expense. Maybe some will apologize, chances are many won't .... but they will know, right off the bat, who here takes themselves a whole lot more seriously than they should and make a little check next their nicks for future reference. :D
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
:rolleyes:
Become a part of the community first. Don't assume your forced arrival makes it automatic.
I'm sorry they shut down Air Warrior. I'm sorry you now have to settle on this game. I'm sorry you think that you can hop over to a community you chose not to be a part of and think nothing is any different from whence you came.
AKDejaVu
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rotorian, why dont you take that thesaurus out of your bellybutton and speak common tongue like the rest of us? :)
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Deja, I hate to say this but I'm liking you and wulfie a bit more after reading thru this mornings garbage. :)
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Guys, I hate to bust this news on ya, but Air Warrior was early nineties technology at a yard sale price (which it shoulda been). HT and pyro created warbirds long ago, which was a much superior product. Most of the serious simmers went there, while the "air warriors kept paying their 50 cents a month for their gig. HT and Pyro have since created this game, which is, of course, light years ahead of what just closed its doors over at gamestorm. Lets face it, the influx of all these airwarriors in last month or two is beacause they saw the oppurtunity to save what? 10 or 15 bucks a month?
And you guys are supposed to be serious simmers? er ok.
Warbirds S3's have been widely known as the best WWII scenarios going, what makes ya think *airwarrior* had so much going on?
Get in line and shut your yap roto-rooter. ;)
(I'm no longer a CM, so these are all my opinions, noone elses)
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Originally posted by hazed-:
rotorian, why dont you take that thesaurus out of your bellybutton and speak common tongue like the rest of us? :)
Is thesaurus a nice guy?
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Originally posted by hblair:
And you guys are supposed to be serious simmers? er ok.
Now THERE is an intelligent deduction. So, you now pay 10 bucks less too? I guess your seriusness just dropped too.
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Originally posted by Rotorian:
Ok, edumacate me. What does it take to become part of the community? Forced Arrival? I think I am here by choice. Least last I checked HT didnt tell me to pay them 14.95.
yah, forced cosmo. Where were you two weeks ago? lemme guess, being the town 'tard at gamestorm?
[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]
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Are you Dan Rather? Admit it, you're Dan Rather.
HiTech ... Pyro .... Warbirds .... yeah, I think I've heard of those. (heh)
Never confuse a game with a community. ;)
We don't. :D
Originally posted by hblair:
Guys, I hate to bust this news on ya, but Air Warrior was early nineties technology at a yard sale price (which it shoulda been) (some of us didn't sweat the eye-candy, sweetcheeks - Arlo). HT and pyro created warbirds long ago (which all of us knew long ago - Arlo), which was a much superior product (different product - Arlo). Most of the serious simmers went there (why didn't you say "all"? - Arlo), while the "air warriors kept paying their 50 cents a month for their gig. HT and Pyro have since created this game (truly a nice game, hopefully soon the community - or a community - will get in there and add some depth from it's end - Arlo), which is, of course, light years ahead of what just closed its doors over at gamestorm (Electronic Farts, actually - Arlo). Lets face it, the influx of all these airwarriors in last month or two is be(a)cause they saw the opp(ur)tunity to save what? 10 or 15 bucks a month? (Neh ... several didn't come over even then ... it's basically a player designed/run scenario thing - Arlo)And you guys are supposed to be serious simmers?(Not just serious simmers ... serious scenario freaks ;0)- Arlo) er ok. (Ok! Glad we got that settled, Dan - Arlo)
Warbirds S3's have been widely known (hehe "I knew it, so it's widely known and accepted as fact" - Arlo) as the best WWII scenarios going, what makes ya think *airwarrior* had so much going on? (Maybe because we were there and you weren't? ;0) - Arlo)
Get in line and shut your yap roto-rooter. ;) (The line forms where? Oh, never mind .. we'll form our own =0)-Arlo)
(I'm no longer a CM, so these are all my opinions, noone elses)
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Originally posted by hblair:
yah, forced cosmo. Where were you two weeks ago? lemme guess, being the town 'tard at gamestorm?
[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]
Maybe, maybe not. I guess I know something you dont hehehe.
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Look Air warrior guys, I have nothing against any of ya. Airwarrior was the first real online flight simm, and was cutting edge for its time, great product in the beginning. I look forward to flying with all you air warriors in the arenas.
But please don't jump in here and act like you got it all going on and you're going to show us how it's done. We were all here before you. I left warbirds and started playing this game the very first night it was available to the public. Because it was a better game you ask?
No.
Because I knew it would become a better game if HTC would do what they did for warbirds in that short time. I didn't want to pay 30 bucks a month for it but that was the price. I looked at it as like an investment into their future. I later became a trainer and CM and the fee was waived. But there are many others who paid their 30 bucks a month because they had faith in where the game was going. All the while some people stayed over at Air Warrior simply because it was a cheaper product.
This game is still on that trip, and gets better every version. And you still have the old vets who have been here from the get-go. The CM team is doing their best. Events are being planned. They are open-minded. But if you think your going to jump on this ship and take over because yours was sunk, think again. Give suggestions in a respectful way and they will be listened to. Trying to speak to the CM crew condescendingly as they haul you out of your lifeboat is not recommended.
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Originally posted by Seeker:
All say "Aye!"
<B> "AYE!" </B>
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Originally posted by Rotorian:
Maybe, maybe not. I guess I know something you dont hehehe.
You're right, and lets keep it that way. Keep the info to yourself, and be satisfied that you own all that knowledge. Horde it and keep it all inside.
;)
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Originally posted by hblair:
This game is still on that trip, and gets better every version. And you still have the old vets who have been here from the get-go. The CM team is doing their best. Events are being planned. They are open-minded. But if you think your going to jump on this ship and take over because yours was sunk, think again. Give suggestions in a respectful way and they will be listened to. Trying to speak to the CM crew condescendingly as they haul you out of your lifeboat is not recommended.
No where did I say we were taking over. Matter-o-fact I specificly alluded that it was not. I even said "lets not make it us vs them" thing. Dejaloveu was the first to draw blood, so I replied in kind. AH is a great game. I have been playing it offline since it went pay for play. I am not going to sit here and explain why I payed or didnt. My post was only saying that there are some great tools here. Some people would like to put them to use. I even alluded to those people needing help. Nowhere in my first post did I say AW was better than AH. Some people just like to read what they want to read.
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Originally posted by hblair:
You're right, and lets keep it that way. Keep the info to yourself, and be satisfied that you own all that knowledge. Horde it and keep it all inside.
;)
Yer getting better. I think I like you.
:p
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You know how it is when the guys are all standing around discussuing something, and some dude ya don't know yet pops in there and won't shadup? There is always gonna be some resentment there, same here.
Just slow down, stop the one line replies every five minutes, and lose the goofy humor, we're not used to it yet. We employ dry humor here, your brand is foreign.
:)
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This situation is like in local pub with three tables. In each table there's a group of people chatting together and sometimes giving nice friendly upper-cuts to each other.
Later few guys in first table noticed that waitresses didn't bring 'em beer fast enough to keep 'em happy so they decided to sneak in to the group in third table because they saw they were (quite) happy there minding their own busines and drinking beer waitresses carried in their table.
Guys from first table sneaked in and blended in the group in third table and had a good time (Just guessing here).
Now there were still people in first table left hoping they could still get few pints of beer and maybe they could even see a new waitress. No joy, bar keeper came to their table and said "Sorry guys, we don't serve in this table anymore".
Few guys in first table thought "whatta heck, lets rush in in that third table too", jumped up and staggered to the third table and said: "Guys; your UBB sucks, your stories and way of talking is from deep and you don't know how to play".
People has been died because attitude like that :)
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hblair: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Rotor walks into mine.
Originally posted by hblair:
You're right, and lets keep it that way. Keep the info to yourself, and be satisfied that you own all that knowledge. Horde it and keep it all inside.
;)
(http://www.filmsite.org/posters/casa.gif)
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Well....
I started this silliness in Awdos some 10yrs ago...I'm fond of that sim and the friends I made back then. Hate to see it go.
You make some good points Rotor...delivery is not too refined, but I've lived long enough not to get excited about what you or anyone says on this board.
It would be great for our sim to have scenarios grow and attendance follow suit...options in life are a good thing.
Just don't kid yourself Rotor...we have didcated and talented scenario folks currently here. I'm sure they would welcome the help as long as it was sincere.
Oh yeah...one question...have you always posted in this manner or are you trying to make a first impression of some kind...just curious :)
[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: Rude ]
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Originally posted by hblair:
Just slow down, stop the one line replies every five minutes, and lose the goofy humor, we're not used to it yet. We employ dry humor here, your brand is foreign.
:)
well said hblair.This in your face style just annoyed me.Firstly trying to be funny and creating no amusement for me personally and then he goes on to claim I/we have no sense of humour or we cannot understand it.
No no no, it just isnt funny mate. :)
Originally posted by Staga:
This situation is like in local pub with three tables. In each table there's a group of people chatting together and sometimes giving nice friendly upper-cuts to each other.
Later few guys in first table noticed that waitresses didn't bring 'em beer fast enough to keep 'em happy so they decided to sneak in to the group in third table because they saw they were (quite) happy there minding their own busines and drinking beer waitresses carried in their table.
Guys from first table sneaked in and blended in the group in third table and had a good time (Just guessing here).
Now there were still people in first table left hoping they could still get few pints of beer and maybe they could even see a new waitress. No joy, bar keeper came to their table and said "Sorry guys, we don't serve in this table anymore".
Few guys in first table thought "whatta heck, lets rush in in that third table too", jumped up and staggered to the third table and said: "Guys; your UBB sucks, your stories and way of talking is from deep and you don't know how to play".
People has been died because attitude like that :)
Staga by the time we've worked out what you are trying to convey they'll all be so rat arsed drunk it wont matter which BAR they are in let alone table hehehehe
only joking ol' timer, ;)
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Did someone say free beer?
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Rotor, I am with you all the way! < S >
Aub
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Originally posted by Arlo:
[QB]hblair: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Rotor walks into mine.
Ok, which of you guys taught Arlo how to put images in here? Trust me, it is only the beginning once he is figured out how to post wav then we are doomed.
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Bender: Hey look, the suns are setting, I can finally switch to hard liquor. (http://wav_mayhem.tripod.com/sounds/futurama/futurama16.wav)
Originally posted by Rotorian:
Originally posted by Arlo:
[QB]hblair: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Rotor walks into mine.
Ok, which of you guys taught Arlo how to put images in here? Trust me, it is only the beginning once he is figured out how to post wav then we are doomed.
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Originally posted by Rude:
Well....
You make some good points Rotor...delivery is not too refined, but I've lived long enough not to get excited about what you or anyone says on this board.
The delivery was a joking matter. I know, I know Bozo didnt give me any good lessons :).
Originally posted by Rude:
It would be great for our sim to have scenarios grow and attendance follow suit...options in life are a good thing.
You daman. Finally someone who understands. Can I quote on that some other time?
Originally posted by Rude:
Just don't kid yourself Rotor...we have didcated and talented scenario folks currently here. I'm sure they would welcome the help as long as it was sincere.
I never said they werent talented or undedicated. I am sure it will be the likes of Tilt needing the help. I just hope they dont shut him out.
Originally posted by Rude:
Oh yeah...one question...have you always posted in this manner or are you trying to make a first impression of some kind...just curious :)
[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: Rude ]
Sorta like merge, ya either do it right, or yer too early or too late :). I have checked these boards on and off for a couple of years. Sometimes it seems they need some spice :). BTW, what was your DOS number?
:)
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Originally posted by hblair:
You know how it is when the guys are all standing around discussuing something, and some dude ya don't know yet pops in there and won't shadup? There is always gonna be some resentment there, same here.
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I know. :)
Originally posted by hblair:
Just slow down, stop the one line replies every five minutes,
:)
But, but, but how else am I going to catch up to you guys?
Originally posted by hblair:
and lose the goofy humor, we're not used to it yet. We employ dry humor here, your brand is foreign.
:)
If we cant laugh at ourselves then there is no reason to live :). Think of me as an enterprenuer....<html doohickie coming up>...
GOOFY HUMOUR FOR SALE! :)
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Originally posted by hblair:
And you guys are supposed to be serious simmers? er ok.
Psssssst... hey, hblair...
I came from Air Warrior. :D
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by hazed-:
Staga by the time we've worked out what you are trying to convey they'll all be so rat arsed drunk it wont matter which BAR they are in let alone table hehehehe
only joking ol' timer, ;)
That was pretty funny. I know htere is humor in here. Ya'll jest need to give into the dark side.
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying:
Psssssst... hey, hblair...
I came from Air Warrior. :D
-- Todd/Leviathn
soooo THATS why you're a spit dweeb!
G,D,R
Ps - where the hell is the free beer?
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I know most of this thread has been about Rotor's introductory style :) but I think he started with a good point:
The awenas is nothing but practice for scenarios. HT and company have designed a supreme game with supporting features that are the top. It is nothing but a hamsterwheel if all you baboons care about is the MA.
Not quite how I would have put it, but the MA is gamey, because it is a game. Scenarios are the place for the historical settings. We have a Main Arena MA that is gamey, and a Combat Theator (CT) that is more historical. Where does everyone play?
Most everyone here came from some other game like WB or AW. Aces High has become a melting pot of people from these communities. In my opinion HTC has got it right by creating to top notch game and place for the community to grow.
I see many from AW here, that have contributed a lot of time to AW for nothing more than the love of the game and for the community. They have contributed everything from graphics, plane skins, programs, events, scenerios, training and help.
I remeber the days when the new guy would come in the message boards and boast that he is "good at flight sim's" and is going to kick everyones 6, only to be humbled by the skill of the veterans. I may suggest for the new guys to give it time and check things out for a bit. AH is a quality game with a great community. On the other hand, there is a lot of tallented dedicated people coming in the doors that can be an asset to our community.
Now everyone shake hands, and get out to the MA and kill each other :D
Gunner
Cactus Air Force
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Gunner
Cactus Air Force
Ya know, I think Gunner made the most sense in this whole thread :)
But then again, he did come from Air Warrior... :D
Aub
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Originally posted by Rotorian:
They are going to try and use the tools, HT and company have created, to recreate the battles of WWII.
Sure they are m8. Your arrogance is annoying so stfu please.
:D
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Rotor makes a great post, and gets attacked... in part because of a game he never even mentioned...
Read that first post again, that same post can be applied to every MMonline "sim" released.
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SKurj
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Originally posted by moose:
soooo THATS why you're a spit dweeb!
G,D,R
Yep, and proud of it! Actually, since I began flying Aces High way back when, I've spent significant stick time in Spit IXs, F4U-1Cs, P-47D-30s, Typhoons, and Spit Vs. It seems the Spit V is just my current kick. :)
Ps - where the hell is the free beer?
Beer? BEER? Where?!? <droooooool>
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by Arlo:
hblair: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Rotor walks into mine.
(http://www.filmsite.org/posters/casa.gif)
what ?
Speak english please, you make absolutely no sense to me. What does walking into your "gin joint" have to do with anything? and what's with the casablanca gif. Does it have anything to do with anything?
Thanks.
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying:
Psssssst... hey, hblair...
I came from Air Warrior. :D
-- Todd/Leviathn
Yup, you and many others I respect came from Air Warrior. You came by choice long ago.
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Probably before your time (was before mine as well but I've always been retro). Trust me, they're related and they relate.
I can explain it to ya but I can't understand it for ya .... so let's just leave it at that. ;)
Originally posted by hblair:
what ?
Speak english please, you make absolutely no sense to me. What does walking into your (my? -a) "gin joint" have to do with anything? and what's with the casablanca gif. Does it have anything to do with anything?
Thanks.
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Go ahead and explain it to me.
-And while your at it, explain who this brave looking WWII aviator is. He's one handsome fella...
(http://groverats.airwarrior.furballcentral.com/Arlomod.jpg)
Tell me it's a joke.
:eek:
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Originally posted by hblair:
Yup, you and many others I respect came from Air Warrior. You came by choice long ago.
Todd is a respectful guy, but wait until you see him in drag :).
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ShruG ... It's a joke. Did that help straighten your noodle? (winces at the double inuendo there ... then realizes it probably went unoticed). :)
Originally posted by hblair:
Go ahead and explain it to me.
-And while your at it, explain who this brave looking WWII aviator is. He's one handsome fella...
(http://groverats.airwarrior.furballcentral.com/Arlomod.jpg)
Tell me it's a joke.
:eek:
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I guess we're just forgetting the "gin joint" thing huh?
Think you could make me a cool pile-it pick-sher if I send you one of me? That'd be sooo kewl I'd put it in my siggy! :D
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ShruG .... no problem .... use it in good health. I'd suggest a bit more sunscreen.
:D
(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/whitedumboy.jpg)
And don't let the quote and poster from Casablanca keep you frazzled. ;)
Originally posted by hblair:
I guess we're just forgetting the "gin joint" thing huh?
Think you could make me a cool pile-it pick-sher if I send you one of me? That'd be sooo kewl I'd put it in my siggy! :D
[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: Arlo ]
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Damn, ya know I'm *really* startin' to like this fella.
Dunno what you mean about us not being used to the humour Hblair, I've been in stitches this whole thread. :D
Oh and Rotor, FYI DejaNumpty draws first blood in every thread he's ever posted in and when he realises he taking on someone who actually makes a reasonable argument (or someone who makes a totally unreasonable argument, like you) he usually sulks and doesnt post in that thread again.
You're gonna fit in around here just fine. :D
(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)
My fav DejaVu quote: "Maturity is not worrying about what anyone else is doing." - DjV
Dunno bout you lot but I havnt worried about what anyone else is doing since I poked my head out and thought "Christ, it's bright out here". - Swoop
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What is this?
(http://www.geocities.com/arlogu3/whitedumbboy.jpg)
[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]
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It's a picture. You really DO need the most basic things explained to ya, don't ya? LOL
(p.s. Don't see it? Try "right click - show picture)
(p.s.s. You're welcome) :)
Originally posted by hblair:
What is this?
(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/whitedumboy.jpg)
[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]
[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: Arlo ]
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Originally posted by Arlo:
It's a picture. You really DO need the most basic things explained to ya, don't ya? LOL
(p.s. Don't see it? Try "right click - show picture)
(p.s.s. You're welcome) :)
doesnt work for me either arlo
--nevermind
you should have mentioned that you needed to copy the link into its own browser. geocities doesn't allow you to remotely host images, so for all us normal people all we saw was a little red X until I, hereby named 'Mr Know It All' figured it out.
Out of curiousity, why did you name Hblairs picture 'whitedumboy?'
[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: moose ]
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rofl, get some real webspace.
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Wait! I take back all the crap I've said about this guy. Here's the pic:
(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/whitedumboy.jpg)
:D :eek: :D
Great job man, I'll have to use that.
[ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]
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Wow swoop.. you managed to stalk your way into this one too. Sorry I haven't been "arguing" in this thread more... guess I let you down? I'll try to do better.
To the author:
Have you played in any AH scenarios?
Do you have any idea how the hamsters running the show here have been doing it?
If the answer to the first question is no... then the second is also no.
Given that... maybe you should give them a shot before offering a critique.. no matter how tongue in cheek.
Maybe the people that want to get into the scenario scene can also start mingling with the current teams to get a feel for things and see how they can work in.
There really isn't a need to start things off on a defensive note. If you don't believe your initial post does this... then you are obtuse.
Basically, you expressed concern for how a reception was going to occur without even giving the community a chance in the first place. That is how an outside does things.
I read through your first thread and found it quite funny. I found your replies and others humorous... I thought I replied in the tone of the thread. I was suprised that some were taking it seriously. You can do that with threads that are about nothing.
This thread was not about nothing. It started with "jokes" about the community and about the CMs. These jokes can work when people know where you are coming from... when they know you. Since you present them as a casual observer, I question just how much humor is really intended and how much it is just offered as an excuse to deflect blame when people get offended.
Nobody is slamming Air Warrior players here. It would just be nice if some people actually became AH players instead of AW players that just moved here and still miss the other sim. This game is different. This community is different. The community can and will change, it just doesn't need to happen the day you arrive in the manner you expect.
AKDejaVu
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You sure have a roundabout way of getting there, amigo. ;)
"It's a joke, son ... a joke I say." :D
Originally posted by moose:
doesnt work for me either arlo
--nevermind
you should have mentioned that you needed to copy the link into its own browser. geocities doesn't allow you to remotely host images, so for all us normal people all we saw was a little red X until I, hereby named 'Mr Know It All' figured it out.
Out of curiousity, why did you name Hblairs picture 'whitedumboy?'
[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: moose ]
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Forget it dude, they havn't a clue.
CRASH
Originally posted by Rotorian:
The awenas is nothing but practice for scenarios. HT and company have designed a supreme game with supporting features that are the top. It is nothing but a hamsterwheel if all you baboons care about is the MA.
Cya up.
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Great! (http://www.krazywavs.com/wavs/maverick/mav23.wav)
Originally posted by hblair:
Wait! I take back all the crap I've said about this guy.
Great job man, I'll have to use that.
[ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]
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Just me or am I experiencing lack of manners?
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Rotorian,
Are you like this in RL?
If so, have you ever spent more than 2 minutes in a bar (or even a church) without getting beaten up?
Just curious,
eskimo
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I ask myself , why in hell did I read this ?????????????????
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heh airspro I just got finished this thing myself and yah... I want a ribbon or something.
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Originally posted by airspro:
I ask myself , why in hell did I read this ?????????????????
LOL
Me too!
The entire time I was reading I couldn't figure out why.
But I think I know now...
It's kind of the same thing that draws us to freak shows and sheep porn...
Pure morbid, curiosity.
eskimo
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I just read it all again, myself and decided to post some inane comment about reading it all again too ... so I want TWO gold stars! So there! :)
Originally posted by eskimo2:
LOL
Me too!
The entire time I was reading I couldn't figure out why.
But I think I know now...
It's kind of the same thing that draws us to freak shows and sheep porn...
Pure morbid, curiosity.
eskimo
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I don't like him.
lazs
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<sneaks in> <pours some gas on the fire> <steals rotors beer and arlos sandwich and aubs popcorn> <sneaks out>
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Then break up with him and find another.
(advice is free) :D
Originally posted by lazs1:
I don't like him.
lazs
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Gimme back my deep fried naner sammich, Skipper! Hey .... Cousin Aub ... pass me a hunka hunk of that burnin piece o' brisket.
Originally posted by Krusher:
<sneaks in> <pours some gas on the fire> <steals rotors beer and arlos sandwich and aubs popcorn> <sneaks out>
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Originally posted by Arlo:
Then break up with him and find another.
LOL !
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Lets hope the rest of the aw crowd isn't like this
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*chuckle* (EG) ;)
Originally posted by paintmaw:
Lets hope the rest of the aw crowd isn't like this
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Santa - I don't think these people live on the same planet as you or I, so it's hard to imagine them possessing any semblence of what we (loosely) call manners. ;)
'Goofy humour' is a polite description of 'laughs for tosspieces'. At best.
I've read a few threads over the last few days that have left me with the question:
"What's with the 'tude, dude?"
[ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: Dowding ]
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Got as far as that and I lost it. LOL :)
Originally posted by Dowding:
Santa - I don't think these people live on the same planet as you or I ....
[ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: Dowding ]
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Heh. :D
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Originally posted by CRASH:
Forget it dude, they havn't a clue.
CRASH
see thats just the point crash. We do 'get it' we just dont give a toejam or find it particularly amusing.Again the insinuation of stupidity if we dont all go along with the handsomehunk encoding of posts.I havent got the inclination to wade through that sort of stuff but it does annoy me when you accuse everyone else of being stupid or clueless because they dont agree with you or conform to the way you want threads to run, ie full of crap like 'oximawroon' or toejam jokes like 'Now, I see some of yas dont know humor even if it were dressed as a two bit hoe and stroking your nads'---excuse me while i hold my sides--ha ---ha ---er--ha.
its handsomehunked toejam.simply no other phrase for it.
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Lets hope the rest of the aw crowd isn't like this
You'll wish they were.
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I agree with Hazed. He makes alot of sense.
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Rotor is who came up with the hamsterwheel that someone talked about a few weeks ago? sweet. The hamsterwheel perfectly describes the MA.
Don't worry, banana's already said they'd try to find spaces on the CM team for the AW'ers that were active in developing scenarios for that game. I fly with banana, daddog and ghost (hmm, wonder why that is???) quite often, and they're open minded and responsive to constructive criticism.
Sheesh, this is exactly the same thing that happens when you mix EQers and UOers on the same board. ;)
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hazed... you just aren't getting it. They are only pretending to be insecure, arrogant, amazinhunks as a joke and any minute now they will revert to the good guys that they really are.
They do seem to drag a joke out tho eh?
lazs
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Originally posted by Nifty:
Rotor is who came up with the hamsterwheel that someone talked about a few weeks ago? sweet. The hamsterwheel perfectly describes the MA.
No, think that was Pasha.
Tex
might have been Deadduck though
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Originally posted by texter:
No, think that was Pasha.
I believe it was Pasha. If it was DD, Pasha protrayed it in it's pure form with his eeEEEeeEEEEeeee post.
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Hazed...
Yes....
Yup....
I think you covered it. I dont think most of these posts by a few supposed AW types are written by game players at all. Its all just transcribed white noise from a early 80s disco bar.
Or maybe posts from alt.phyc.personalities.multip le.rant that have been run through a hashing algorithm.
The thing to note is they dont want to talk about AH. They dont want to talk about Aircraft(spanish civ war an exception)
They want to talk about themselves...
And how we should percieve them.
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Hmmm, I was sure AW had a .squelch command. Guess not. :)
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Heh, it'll be funny to see their reactions to other newbies acting like these once they've learned to behave/the AH unwritten rules.
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Ya know,.. some of these folks DO NOT represent AW players with much class, some do, some like Arlo just like joining in the fun. Arlo is truely a very funny guy. You know what they say about hecklers and comics... nuff said,.. be smart.
But the fire starter isn't starting fires because of something YOU did,... it's just the way HE is. He's a pain in the bellybutton to me too, many times. Best thing to do is TOTALLY ignore him and not give him anything to instigate.
There's really no excuse to it other then testosterone gone wild.
NOT everyone from BW or AW has god given talents. Some have no mental capacity to develope a repour with anyone out side their own elitest clich, that's their problem, ignore em. NOT ALL OF US ARE LIKE THAT.
OTOH there a some here just having fun,.. best line in stripes
"Lighten up Francis"
Don't fall for the old Big Week suck into a gang bang theory. They will suck you in just like this and gang bang you,.. ignore it. best advise I have.
Listen to em when they want to contribute something worth talking about. To reply only feeds them their wheaties.
I refuse to defend this nonsense.
I am REALLY starting to like you guys.
Animal (FT)
Originally posted by StSanta:
Heh, it'll be funny to see their reactions to other newbies acting like these once they've learned to behave/the AH unwritten rules.
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Do I know you>??? If so tell Vet I said hiya.
Anim
Originally posted by popeye:
Hmmm, I was sure AW had a .squelch command. Guess not. :)
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"NOT everyone from BW or AW has god given talents. "
I have. Who gave you yours?
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This Rotor comes across as an arrogant self serving opionated buttwipe. Overall he makes for a bad initial impression of the AW crowd.
I am not a Monkey.
I am not a hamster.
I only let my friends and closest enemies call me a dweeb - You are not one of them.
I've seen your type many times on the boards. You take great pleasure in your artificial 'eloquence'. When in reality, if you really talked like that people would just walk saying "what a tard" (to quote a great scholar on this BBS).
Fortunately a whole pile of other AWers came over recently (like Zygote, who seems to be like any other WBer/AHer), so I know they're not all like this thesaurus-wielding genetic-throwback.
I sense a new battlecry coming:
"Die AW Tard"
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Aircraft(spanish civ war an exception)
< spew > coated my monitor with coffee...
ROFL
BOOT
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", some like Arlo just like joining in the fun. Arlo is truely a very funny guy."
Well... probly if he really was... you wouldn't have to tell us. So far tho, I think it has been a pretty well kept secret.
lazs
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I'm waiting for the first "mine is bigger than yours" post. :rolleyes:
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LOL Seeker,... I never once said I was talented. You are.
<rolls eyes>
Animal
Originally posted by Seeker:
"NOT everyone from BW or AW has god given talents. "
I have. Who gave you yours?
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Nifty here it comes:
My liver is bigger than yours.
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Originally posted by Staga:
Nifty here it comes:
My liver is bigger than yours.
no no no!!! I'm an AH'er! you're not supposed to do it at me! Besides, my office mate has ya beat. He had a liver transplant a couple years ago from an obese (putting it lightly, err heavily) lady! He's got us all beat! :p
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<sigh>.. I thought I could shine even in one thing and someone's co-worker beats me 6 - 0.
Story of my life I guess....
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Yeah ... gotta admit ... I definately ain't been at my best here. I think it's the UBB thing ... sucking the lifeblood right outa me.
Well, maybe not.
I hear your part of Califor-ni-a is plum FULLA side-splittin' comedians and you, sir, come off as a rather selective connoisseur of humor. Would you mind sharing some? :)
Originally posted by lazs1:
", some like Arlo just like joining in the fun. Arlo is truely a very funny guy."
Well... probly if he really was... you wouldn't have to tell us. So far tho, I think it has been a pretty well kept secret.
lazs
[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: Arlo ]
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arlo... not really familiar with "from here to eternity" or what passes for humor there. I couldn't seem to find it in my atlas. One thing for sure... they really go for that desperate, needy, attention starved kinda humor there eh? perhaps it is populated mostly by women?
lazs
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Originally posted by Arlo:
Gimme back my deep fried naner sammich, Skipper! Hey .... Cousin Aub ... pass me a hunka hunk of that burnin piece o' brisket.
Ok, cousin. Well done, medium, or rare?
Aub
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I take it your not the funniest guy on your block after all then? Oh well, that's generally where critics come from.
Yes ... my region is mostly populated by women and people with a sense of humor. I certainly don't stay here for the climate. You'd only fit in if you apply for the position of straight-man or eunich (apparently). :)
(It's ok to laugh, shows character instead of intimidation) :D
Originally posted by lazs1:
arlo... not really familiar with "from here to eternity" or what passes for humor there. I couldn't seem to find it in my atlas. One thing for sure... they really go for that desperate, needy, attention starved kinda humor there eh? perhaps it is populated mostly by women?
lazs
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One o' each, cous. :D
Originally posted by Aub:
Ok, cousin. Well done, medium, or rare?
Aub
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Originally posted by Arlo:
One o' each, cous. :D
PISS OFF!! I ain't giving you three damn steaks! If I give them to anyone, it would be Krush since he is the skipper and he is cod and all.
Your.. your nothing but a waiter at Alice's Restaurant!
Aub
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Waiter, bathroom attendant and piano player ... thankee ewe berry mucho!
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PLEASE GUYS tell me it aint so.
are you really argueing over whos funniest?
my god what an entrance this post made.what 100 odd replies (mine included) of mindless PAP!
rotorian if you saying 'hi im new, Im a talented mission/scenario builder with loads of experience.I look forward to adding my talents to AH's already fine crew.' then hey you'd get my respect then you can go on to call me names etc all in jest and ill lap it up and join in the fun.
If like its been said this is all some sort of act to be the fool youve done a spectacular job, so good in fact, that now I dont believe you are joking :)....wtg on that one.
you know i think this is the first time ive read laz's stuff and not thought he was an idiot ;)
Dowding and I have agreed for, what is it dowd, the second time in 2 years? lol
surely that says something about the bad idea, that was this post? lets lock it and bin it, it does nothing to attract new players or enhance the enjoyment of anyone already here.
BURN THE WITCH!!! :D
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"She turned me into a newt!"
"I got better."
*chuckle*
No, we never argue about who's funnier. We do argue about who's not as funny, though.
Never mind. You're right.
I'll second that emotion! (whooooo)
(Yeah ... I know - you was talkin to Rotor)
DoH!
Die thread! Dieeeeeee!
Originally posted by hazed-:
BURN THE WITCH!!! :D
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_I_ am the funniest Air Warrior turned High Ace. See how many of my bon mots and ripostes are funny?
For example, there is this side-splitter.
Here is one that will generate a mild giggle.
A groaner...
And this, a titter from the audience.
You would all do well to learn from the master. And now, I bid you all good evening, until we meet again.
Mosca
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arlo...Like I said... desperate, needy kinda humor.. relax, you don't have to prove it all the first day. Or even the first week...
Heck... maybe even your little references to old war movies and science ficton novels means your bright or well read. Hard to say. But then... maybe it just means you lack imagination. only time will tell.
So, to summarize..... maybe you are a great guy that is a little wound up or.... maybe..yu are a desperate, needy, unfunny amazinhunk who lacks imagination and is prone to plagerism. I will reserve judgement... Now, hows that for fair?
lazs
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Well ... whatever I am, I apparently had an impact on you. *ShruG* And I wasn't even trying, go figure. :)
A little birdy told me you were worth a damn. I told the little birdy, "I'll keep that in mind." :D
I suppose what's fair is fair. ;)
(Are we done now?)
Originally posted by lazs1:
arlo...Like I said... desperate, needy kinda humor.. relax, you don't have to prove it all the first day. Or even the first week...
Heck... maybe even your little references to old war movies and science ficton novels means (you're) bright or well read. Hard to say. But then... maybe it just means you lack imagination. only time will tell.
So, to summarize..... maybe you are a great guy that is a little wound up or.... maybe..y(o)u are a desperate, needy, unfunny amazinhunk who lacks imagination and is prone to plagerism. I will reserve judgement... Now, hows that for fair?
lazs
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apparently I had a huge affect on you arlo and... I wasn't even trying. Imagine... I got ya talking to birdies about me.. I'm sure the birdie 'told' you that I really don't care what you think? but..
I'm curious.. If it's someone that I know then I'm sure that they would give you enough old, but servicable, computer parts so that yu could upgrade and be online. Heck... with the time you put in chirping away on this board you could deliver pizzas and make enough in a week to upgrade at todays prices. So what exactly is your excuse? Heck... with the bandwidth yu squander and the pics you submit us all to.. you must be paying for DSL at the least.
So... what's the story?
lazs
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I can't take it any more, I just had to chime in.
LOL
That is all.
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Eh ... don't sweat it. He's lookin' for a fight but he's beatin' himself up about it so well I think I'll just let him carry on. :)
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Laz is from Dixon? Hi neighbor.
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heya rocat.. email me neighbor.
lazs
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Careful, squadie ... sounds like a trap and this guy ain't too stable. :eek: :rolleyes:
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geeze arlo... yer gettin kinda pathetic eh?
I belive that yur "squaddie" and I have something in common.. We play this here flight sim called AH.
still..kinda curious... as a "sqaddie" do you, like.. get on roger wilco and make airplane noises at the guys who actually play?
lazs
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Laz .... you poor guy.
I think I see somebody who needs a hug! Who's yer buddy? Who's yer pal? C'mon - lets turn that frowny face upside down! :D
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god.....i give up....TAKE ME UP!
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Originally posted by lazs1:
still..kinda curious... as a "sqaddie" do you, like.. get on roger wilco and make airplane noises at the guys who actually play?
lazs
HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? I think every RAT flight should include a duet of me and Arlo.
ROFL, Arlo, be glad ya wasnt on last night. I was torturing everyone.
Aub
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Oh yeah ... rub it in, cous! ;)
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Originally posted by lazs1:
geeze arlo... yer gettin kinda pathetic eh?
I belive that yur "squaddie" and I have something in common.. We play this here flight sim called AH.
still..kinda curious... as a "sqaddie" do you, like.. get on roger wilco and make airplane noises at the guys who actually play?
lazs
Now ^^^^ is funny!
Although I really thought the transcribed white noise from a early 80s disco never got the recognition it deserved.
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You're STILL worryin' me but I'm sure we'll both get over it. :D (http://people.clemson.edu/~ggarris/music.wav)
[ 10-31-2001: Message edited by: Arlo ]
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Originally posted by FT_Animal:
NOT everyone from BW or AW has god given talents. Some have no mental capacity to develope a repour with anyone out side their own elitest clich, that's their problem, ignore em. NOT ALL OF US ARE LIKE THAT.
God yer a love muffin...
Blah...no worries...I promise I won't play AH and screw up everyones impression of the AW crowd...
I am the prime example of how bad AWers can be...at least in Minimals...er Animals mind.
Btw...does anyone still have Animals posts from about a year ago when he came in here saying AH sucks and telling everyone here to go to hell? Just curious...
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Oh... I get it... arlo is "zany". Like the dumb and dumber movies huh? Never liked those things.
from here to eternity was an ok movie and a hitchhikers guide to the universe was fair to midlin sci fi but neither of em was worth turning into a mantra unless you lack imagination.
lazs
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Hallooo Brat!! ya should come and fly AH!!
SKurj
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Funny ... you didn't even know what "From Here to Eternity" meant until recently (ain't Google great?)... and now you're an "expert critic" of that too!
That's ok .... I'm sure your expert opinion of me is just as experienced. Besides, I'm here for you man.
Let it out ... let it all out. All that built up pain and frustration. All that self-doubt and feelings of inferiority. Just let it out. Better you vent here than at the closest school or post office, I reckon.
Let it out Laz, ol' Arlo's here for you. :)
Originally posted by lazs1:
Oh... I get it... arlo is "zany". Like the dumb and dumber movies huh? Never liked those things.
from here to eternity was an ok movie and a hitchhikers guide to the universe was fair to midlin sci fi but neither of em was worth turning into a mantra unless you lack imagination.
lazs
[ 11-01-2001: Message edited by: Arlo ]
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Originally posted by Rotorian:
Cya up.
Since ya'll are having so much fun with this thread. I figger I punt it (learn something new everyday :)). It just looks purdy at the top. <g,d,r>
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arlo.. i believe that i had pointed out that you lacked imagination with your movie and iterature references in a much earlier thread.. They really aren't obscure or clever or hip. Allso, I (or anyone else on this board) have never claimed "expert" status on anything but it is a word you seem to be stuck on (that lack of imagination thing agin I suppose).
A clue for you... 'zany' takes you only so far. Even with the fart joke crowd. Here, I believe that "zany" coupled with a lack of imagination is only good for several short posts. You have far exceeded that. You are really reaching at this point.... pathetic.
lazs
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Originally posted by Rotorian:
Since ya'll are having so much fun with this thread. I figger I punt it (learn something new everyday :)). It just looks purdy at the top. <g,d,r>
<punts Rotor in the nuts>
You made me reload the entire freakin thread.
Don't do it again.
Immel
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perhaps I am making this too complex.. Better I should quote one of AH's more respected and even tempered BB lurk.. er, "contributers". Creamo
This in response to the election of "pongo" for "whine of the week". It concerns pongo's observation (and rightfully so) that arlo and rotor were, in the one case, incompetent and inexperianced and, in the other case, not really a part of AH anyway..
The quote.. "You take out the kill/score stuff, Pongo has a point. If this is the best of the AW wits, the banter kinda sucks all round.
Im sure AW has some more entertaining BBS characters.
Arlo is kinda like a stupid ram, and Roto is just scroll fodder."
The economy of words and thoughtful, constructive critisism brought a tear to my eye and half a cup of coofee to my keyboard and monitor.
lazs
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Wow...I think this is the first time I've ever read one of lazs' posts and found myself in agreement...the apocalypse must be upon us.
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Originally posted by lazs1:
It concerns pongo's observation (and rightfully so) that arlo and rotor were, in the one case, incompetent and inexperianced
lazs
Hey lassie pal, can I ask you the same question I asked pongo? Really! Good. Now enlighten me Obewhinecannotbe, what exactly does it mean?
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the verdict is in... you all make me laugh! either cuz you said something actually funny, or just the fact you're trying to be funny! :D
I know usually I'm the only that finds me funny, and I'm ok with that. ;) Glad to see I'm not the only one!
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So far over the last week, Iv been laughing my butt off! I dont think everything said was intended to be funny, But they are!
Im sure everything will work out in time.
Its been extremely entertaining. Thanks Guys!
Heck, Even Nifty has been pretty funny! :D
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Originally posted by SKurj:
Hallooo Brat!! ya should come and fly AH!!
SKurj
Eh..my simming days are over...as much as I'd like to think I was good at...I just could never get over that hump. Was frustrating to me.
I'm currently sucked into Dark Age of Camelot and I don't see myself as making it out of there anytime soon...
Hello btw...
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Oh I get it... "lassie", "lazs" gee wizz but them arlo/rotor twins are zany eh? real knee slappers.
So.. I suppse "lassie" being "lazs" u were asking me then? I can't really believe tho that inexperianced and incompetent are difficult to understand. Flying for only a short time in AH would make you inexperianced... a 1/8 k/d would point towards incompetent. Both are of course subject to change. But we should live in the present.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs1:
a 1/8 k/d would point towards incompetent.
Ok, now that YOU found that out, point it out to me in this UBB/BBS/ABC/XYZ board where I have said otherwise regarding my personal skillz.
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Oh ... tell me more stuff other people say, Mr. "Lack of Imagination". :D
Oh .. I know ... you're so overcome with emotion that words fail you ... so you'll just borrow some along with some sugar for you coofee. Let those feelings pour out those fingertips! You've got alot of venting to do and I can handle it. Whatever you do, don't log off without getting it out of your system! :D
lazs1 ends up having to go to Creamo "the even tempered" for material:
perhaps I am making this too complex.. Better I should quote one of AH's more respected and even tempered BB lurk.. er, "contributers". Creamo
This in response to the election of "pongo" for "whine of the week". It concerns pongo's observation (and rightfully so) that arlo and rotor were, in the one case, incompetent and inexperianced and, in the other case, not really a part of AH anyway..
The quote.. "You take out the kill/score stuff, Pongo has a point. If this is the best of the AW wits, the banter kinda sucks all round.
Im sure AW has some more entertaining BBS characters.
Arlo is kinda like a stupid ram, and Roto is just scroll fodder."
The economy of words and thoughtful, constructive critisism brought a tear to my eye and half a cup of coofee to my keyboard and monitor.
lazs
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Originally posted by Rotorian:
Ok, now that YOU found that out, point it out to me in this UBB/BBS/ABC/XYZ board where I have said otherwise regarding my personal skillz.
Rotorian posted 10-25-2001 02:23 PM:
"I am really gud at flytezims."
PU
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Originally posted by Rotorian:
Hey lassie pal, can I ask you the same question I asked pongo? Really! Good. Now enlighten me Obewhinecannotbe, what exactly does it mean?
It means your so bad at this game you probably cant take a plane off reliably, your opinion as to the direction or value of any facet of it has to be so imaturly developed that probably the best you can do is babble incoherently.(evidence your posts)
3/1 is something to aim for
2/1 is hard to maintain for an experianced pilot
1/1 is a real milestone
1/2 is a guy that is enjoying the game and at least understands how to shoot
1/3 was a bad vulch or two.
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1/8 is almost imposible to come up with a way to achieve.
Its like target tug time.
Your so far from understanding the fundimentals of flight and shooting that I find it hard to believe you even participated in AW.
Or
Perhaps.
you really do fly with a rollerball. I guess that would probably do it.
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Originally posted by Pongo:
It means your so bad at this game.. <snipped irrelevancies>
Same question goes for you as for Lasz. I guess only your standards matter when it comes to having fun hehehe.
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LL guess that "lack of imagination" thing really hit a nerve eh arlo? wigging out over it is bad enough but to then follow with....
". Let those feelings pour out those fingertips! You've got alot of venting to do and I can handle it. Whatever you do, don't log off without getting it out of your system! "
I mean... This will be no fun if you continue to make my arguement for me. Anyone who didn't see something like the above quote coming a mile away is numb. I think you shot your whole wad in only a few days. Apperently we have seen your whole routine. No new material is anticipated.
Unimaginative and... predictable.
And rotor... perhaps I am being too harsh. truthfull, but harsh.. You do have a point about "fun". It puts me in mind of the story of the Hooker who laughed at a customers tiny little member and said "who ya gonna please with that little thing?". "ME" he said. I stand by the "lack of experiance" thing however.
lazs
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No my stadards dont mean crap except for me to evaulate the value of your observations and critisisms of the game and the community. And as a measure of whether you should be puting yourself forward to represent the AW crowd.
Refer to your first post above in case you have forgetten how you got here. Now that your becomeing one of us try to read it as we might.
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Originally posted by Pongo:
Refer to your first post above in case you have forgetten how you got here. Now that your becomeing one of us try to read it as we might.
Fair enough, I did, and you know what "a little bit harsh, but truthfull" <tm Lasz>. So, for my information, lets say I spend the next year getting shotdown by you yahoos, and my k/d stays at 1/8. Do I then have any more right to express an opinion? Where does skill have to do with an opinion on something that has nothing to do with ACM? I didnt say "you guys suck at ACM" did I? Did I say "Ok Pongo you and Lasz lets go at it, I bet I kick yer arse 2 out of 3". Never did I challenge anyones ACM abilities :). In time I may or may not give you the chance to prove how good you are ;).
Until then, I suck you guys are Aces, and Wild Wednesdays is a step in the right direction :).
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Just to set the record straight: nobody speaks for "the AW crowd." Many of us have come to AH recently, and for all sorts of reasons. Some came because they were bored with AW, some came because they were pissed off at EA.COM, and some came simply because they were looking for a state-of-the-art combat flight sim - something promised to Air warriors for a long time, but never delivered.
Now, I've read posts here that called us "refugees" forced to come here, and others that implied that we were just waiting for the subscription costs to come down, etc. Maybe so, for some. For others (like me and my squad, The Flying Tigers AVG), the reason for not moving until now was loyalty - loyalty to our friends, loyalty to the community and loyalty to the game. My squaddies and I have done a lot of soul searching, and have held out the longest of any squad in FR, trying to build the numbers back up after mass defections a few months ago.
We have tried everything to keep AW from going down the tubes, but now the fat lady is warming up, and there's virtually no one left to fight - they're all over here.
What you have here is people who started flying in AH, and a lot of people who started in other sims. Every other game id I see in the MA is somebody I know- either an old friend, or an old enemy. Like it or not, AW and AH have merged, and the new community that is evolving as a result will hopefully have the best of both worlds (and, of course, the worst of both worlds, too).
Finally, as to "the AW crowd": we have loud mouths, and we have quiet folk; we have arrogrant amazinhunks, and we have people who would give you the shirts off their backs; we have people who will dedicate huge amounts of time and energy to making AH the best community and game it can possibly be, and we have people who only want to fly and have a good time. Some of us are awesome flyers, and some of us will always be mediocre.
In short: we're just like all of you. I'm happy to be here, and I look forward to flying with - and against - you all.
Stiletto
Originally posted by Pongo:
No my stadards dont mean crap except for me to evaulate the value of your observations and critisisms of the game and the community. And as a measure of whether you should be puting yourself forward to represent the AW crowd.
Refer to your first post above in case you have forgetten how you got here. Now that your becomeing one of us try to read it as we might.
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Originally posted by Stiletto:
In short: we're just like all of you. I'm happy to be here, and I look forward to flying with - and against - you all.
Great first post, Stiletto - and welcome to AH! :)
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wait, did someone make fun of me up there? <S> (the one finger variety!) Grimm. :D
Rotor may suck and fly with a trackball, but he lasted longer than me in some of the Wild Wednesday rounds. :) I think I was one of the first 3 down in round 1.
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Teach me, oh "humor sensai" how to be less predictable and repetitive. ;)
Oh .... don't let me forget ....
Take a deep breath before you start ... and let it all out, Laz. Posts don't kill people. People kill people. :D
and Lazs saz:
lack of imagination .... zany .... lack of imagination .... zany .... lack of imagination .... zany .... unoriginal .... zany
lazs
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"Take a deep breath before you start ... and let it all out, Laz. Posts don't kill people. People kill people" There it is, more of that zany humor that never fails to tickle. No matter how many times he uses the same style in a week. Do you have a name for it? maybe "zany mental health care professional"? Or Hows bout "zany PC sensitivity trainer"? Personally, if you can't think of a new act.... Might I suggest..... "zany and whacky mime". Maybe you could do that "trapped in a box" thing? that allways cracks me up.
rotor.. your K/d is not really all that important but.. combined with your lack of TIME in the game it points out that maybe you don't quite have a handle on what's going on in the game.
lazs
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<<<< sips drink moves on :eek:
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Originally posted by lazs1:
rotor.. your K/d is not really all that important but.. combined with your lack of TIME in the game it points out that maybe you don't quite have a handle on what's going on in the game.
lazs
Maybe, maybe not. However, look at those that have agreed with some of my points and have been here a LOT longer than me. With that said this is my last post on this thread, otherwise Immel is going to "punt" me in the groin. Happy flying to all, and if ya see a 38 flopping around up there, well, I might just get lucky :).
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I didn't know they had rubber walls in glass houses. *ShruG* :)
Originally posted by lazs1:
"Take a deep breath before you start ... and let it all out, Laz. Posts don't kill people. People kill people" There it is, more of that zany humor that never fails to tickle. No matter how many times he uses the same style in a week. Do you have a name for it? maybe "zany mental health care professional"? Or Hows bout "zany PC sensitivity trainer"? Personally, if you can't think of a new act.... Might I suggest..... "zany and whacky mime". Maybe you could do that "trapped in a box" thing? that allways cracks me up.
rotor.. your K/d is not really all that important but.. combined with your lack of TIME in the game it points out that maybe you don't quite have a handle on what's going on in the game.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs1:
"Personally, if you can't think of a new act.... Might I suggest..... "zany and whacky mime". Maybe you could do that "trapped in a box" thing? that allways cracks me up.
lazs
Now that's funny :D
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This thread still going?!?!?
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(http://shareware.about.com/library/graphics/energizer_bunny_screensaver_shot3.jpg)
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Guys,
Our bus is here...
It's the little yellow stubby one...
eskimo
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When is this going to be moved to the friggin OT board where it belongs........
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Just a few short words in American slang.
Oh boy <sigh>
I do hope the boards don't become convoluted with discussions like this.
You new AW's please settle into the community like we did before you. Many of us came from AW when you were still shelling out 10 bucks a month for mech warrior. Please, try and blend in, don't barge in and act like the new town sheriff......and do as we did, went along for the ride and have fun!
It's really great to see a lot of old friends here, take your time and enjoy, the community is still growing as well as the game itself. ;)
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Ok ... where the hell is the "blend in" FAQ, dammit!
I'm guessing it has some points recommending not poking fun back at those who are attempting to do the same at ya and maybe not recommending anything you've experienced in other sims and communities that you think may have not been considered here yet but may actually be beneficial (whether that's actually the case or not).
There's most certainly a point mentioned where it's truly poor form to try and explain anything posted by you or another that was misunderstood.
Oh yeah, and the part about not exhibiting or attempting to exhibit any type of humor (crude or otherwise) until the AH community board of directors have emailed you and given you the ok.
After all, we're not in Kansas anymore! ;)
(G,D,RLH)
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Would someone please hurry and explain this one to Lazs so we can continue our little "flamewar"? ;) (j/k)
Originally posted by Arlo:
I didn't know they had rubber walls in glass houses. *ShruG* :)
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Originally posted by Stiletto:
In short: we're just like all of you. I'm happy to be here, and I look forward to flying with - and against - you all.
Stiletto
hey another san franciscan! right on. some day we'll be as well represented as the texans in this game.
(sorry no flame to add.)
:)
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Ahh. Yet another topic where Arlo is the <cough> victim. When all he's doing is trying to share his uber wit and impeccable sense of humour with an ignorant AH crowd
:rolleyes:
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Until then, I suck you guys...
Ew.
Just AH humor! :D
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arlo.. everyone got it .. it was just wrong and stupid so there was no need to comment. and BTW...
Arlo said..."I'm guessing it has some points recommending not poking fun back at those who are attempting to do the same at ya and maybe not recommending anything you've experienced in other sims and communities that you think may have not been considered here yet but may actually be beneficial (whether that's actually the case or not).
There's most certainly a point mentioned where it's truly poor form to try and explain anything posted by you or another that was misunderstood.
Oh yeah, and the part about not exhibiting or attempting to exhibit any type of humor (crude or otherwise) until the AH community board of directors have emailed you and given you the ok."
Although I am still of the opinion that "wacky and zany mime" would suit you, and benifiet the rest of us, best.... "poor, misunderstood victim who is just tryin (in his own modest way) to help" is at least a break in the monotony.
lazs
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and arlo... you would be surprised. Most guys who read this board are fully capable of reading and comprehending posts. Your defense doesn't have to be so (cough) "strident". If you are indeed the crusader/victim that you believe you are then people allready know it. Certainly, you have achieved "zany" in any case.
lazs
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Originally posted by Kieran:
Ew.
Just AH humor! :D
I git it, and it was funny :).
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Originally posted by Nifty:
[QB]wait, did someone make fun of me up there? <S> (the one finger variety!) Grimm. :D
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Nifty,
Just so we have no misunderstanding here. I find most of your replies very humorous. In do enjoy reading them. Whether in this tread or others. Im not sure about the above responce, but I didnt take it in a bad way.
:)
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Rotor-
Seriously, just poking fun. I personally think everyone needs to lighten up a bit. Assume the best in everyone, etc., etc....
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Glass house. I said it in fun. You'll always be my favorite straightman. ;)
Originally posted by lazs1:
arlo.. everyone got it .. it was just wrong and stupid so there was no need to comment. and BTW...
Arlo said..."I'm guessing it has some points recommending not poking fun back at those who are attempting to do the same at ya and maybe not recommending anything you've experienced in other sims and communities that you think may have not been considered here yet but may actually be beneficial (whether that's actually the case or not).
There's most certainly a point mentioned where it's truly poor form to try and explain anything posted by you or another that was misunderstood.
Oh yeah, and the part about not exhibiting or attempting to exhibit any type of humor (crude or otherwise) until the AH community board of directors have emailed you and given you the ok."
Although I am still of the opinion that "wacky and zany mime" would suit you, and benifiet the rest of us, best.... "poor, misunderstood victim who is just tryin (in his own modest way) to help" is at least a break in the monotony.
lazs
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Westy, Arlo has always had a very off beat sence of humor.Nothing is different. Imagine when Pasha gets here?? They're really not gonna know WTF to do with him.
-W
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Originally posted by Kieran:
Rotor-
Seriously, just poking fun. I personally think everyone needs to lighten up a bit. Assume the best in everyone, etc., etc....
I know man, it is really no big deal. I havent stopped smiling since I got here, well except for one instance. Other than that, I made my bed I can lie and sleep in just as comfy as the Aces :).
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Originally posted by hblair:
We were all here before you. I left warbirds and started playing this game the very first night it was available to the public.
Well let's see. I was hear at the beginning too...we'll save that for later.
All the while some people stayed over at Air Warrior simply because it was a cheaper product.
"I paid more than you could/would so I am better"
A little conceited eh?
The CM team is doing their best. Events are being planned.
Great! That's what makes these games worth playing. They are open-minded.
Good to see someone is.
Give suggestions in a respectful way and they will be listened to. Trying to speak to the CM crew condescendingly as they haul you out of your lifeboat is not recommended.
Almost sounds like you think this is YOUR game. Lighten up a little Francis.
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Reads like another snarly canadian looking for a beating.
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Rotor, Tilt already got an email from me, that i would help him in the map department. Who am I you ask? A nobody ( no to be confused with NoBady)But i do have almost 2 years playing with AH Terrain Editor under my belt ( and the bald spot to prove it).
Remember, EVERYBODIES roots come from 'BrandX" syms, AH is a great mix, and we welcome all newcomers to AH, ( not saying you's are newbies).
Some will take A defensive stance with newcomers and not understand "bigweek" or 'Hate" jargon or humor, But soon we will intertwine and get to know all the newcomers to this great Sym, as I do remember Most of the players I left behind 2 years ago when I came to AH. I know we will all get together well, well most of us will. Old freindships will rekindle and old Hatred will respark, turning this game into a love/hate sym as we are used to.
As you can see "wild Wednesday" was developed and Ran from some suggestions some AW'ers input. THAT, should show the unbias personalities from the CM team. :)
It's good to see some Old friends from AW in AH, but I am trully sorry in the reason behind the Influx.
I hope you all will find this sym your new home, Enjoy!
BTW, theres only one "inside" joke i never trully understood... whats behind "eat at Joe's"?
NUTTZ
Originally posted by Rotorian:
Sorta like merge, ya either do it right, or yer too early or too late :). I have checked these boards on and off for a couple of years. Sometimes it seems they need some spice :). BTW, what was your DOS number?
:)
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Hey .... I think I've hearda you!
(http://prankmania.4mg.com/squirrel.jpg)
hehe ;)
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arlo said... "Glass house. I said it in fun. You'll always be my favorite straightman"
And well... er, thanks.. I suppose "you will allways be my favorite gay man" is in order here.
lazs
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I want to congratulate you, Lazs. You've shown 100% improvement. Stick with me and you'll never ever have to resort to tantrums again. (Seriously, wtg man!) :)
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so I didn't get the last word then arlo?
lazs
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Is that what you want? Hehe (Oops, sorry) ;)
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Originally posted by NUTTZ:
BTW, theres only one "inside" joke i never trully understood... whats behind "eat at Joe's"?
NUTTZ
"Eat at Joe's" is my lasting contribution to AW culture, alas. It was during the Longbow scenario. All the command staff would meet in the OC after a frame to argue about who won and who got screwed, all while RM was using the random number generator to score the frame. Since we were continually talking (read: making fun of people) on a private channel, I started a squad to make this easier and invited all the command staff. I'm goofy, so I named the squad "Eat at Joe's". Like mold spores in a petri dish, it took on a life of its own after that.
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Lazs, let Arlo have the last word. Heck. I'll even help provide it for him.
Below is Arlo responding to some guy "MoB the Boss" from FA who was trying out AW as a replacement, being that M.S was planning on shutting down FA 1.5 for the not so loved FA 2.0. And the guy was getting flamed by the BW AWiers in response. Problem is MobBoss and several others made an "indelible impression" on the AW BigWeek community just a month before in November of 1999 (I remember, as I flamed the guy for spewing crap on that newsgroup too)
Funny..... (not really) as it is quite a bit like what happened here a couple of weeks ago and also last spring (when EA had it's first round of lay offs) when once before we had to endure the idiotic trolls here. Well, almost. The FA guys weren't doing the trolling this time and also this wasn't the BigWeek news group. Otherwise same crap, different names. (imo of course)
"Why are you surprised some clubs were brandished as soon as you came in the door? This NG has a long memory :-) and your FA "M8S" left an indelible impression. Not all of Bigweek is as forgiving as I am (lol). Rest assured that your sincerity (or insincerity, whatever the case may be) will
prove itself over time."
It would be very interesting to see if Arlo can follow his own advice.
Westy
oh...
WORD!
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I believe this is the most silly thread I've ever laid eyes on.
If you guys can fly the way you type, we're all in for some serious trouble :)
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(Shakes head sadly with some amazement)
KBear couldn't have said it better, Westy.
Now .. the idea was that we ignore each other. Your jumping up to defend Laz everytime you think he's feeling threatened (which I didn't think he was anymore)doesn't fall into that category.
Want to try again?
Either way. *ShruG* If you DO continue to feel the compulsion, try coming in with some humor, this google/rant/lecture stuff doesn't really cut it. Post the Goatfish again or something. :)
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I really can't type worth a damn. What's THAT tell ya? ;)
Originally posted by Rude:
I believe this is the most silly thread I've ever laid eyes on.
If you guys can fly the way you type, we're all in for some serious trouble :)
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Strange thing is you're Kbear here Arlo. If you don't see the parallels between 1999 and now you're blind. Or just bored and have nothing better to do that constantly wade through this web site and troll with your bull.
Westy
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What ... you didn't google up some comparisons and talk about your "smoking gun" friend emailing you the inside scoop? Westy, looks as if *I'M* your humor impairment here. Would you rather I just quit posting until you either :
- a: learn HOW to ignore me?
- b: learn how to take me (again)?
- c: have that operation to remove you and Laz from the hip?
- d: just plain get over it?
I hate to disappoint ya (not really - you can unbunch your own panties). ;)
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Originally posted by Beav:
Well let's see. I was hear at the beginning too...we'll save that for later.
Expand on it now. I'm betting you left around the time of January '00. Bet I know why too. (quick!, make up some other reason!)
;)
Originally posted by Beav:
"I paid more than you could/would so I am better"
A little conceited eh?
A little less cheap anyway. ;)
Originally posted by Beav:
Great! That's what makes these games worth playing.
What? Me being in 'em? You're too kind. :o
Originally posted by Beav:
Lighten up a little Francis
I am not overweight, nor am I Francis.
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Arlo, post or don't post. It's your decision. You're the noise.
I do say you're getting more creative each day. Persistantly baseless and vacuous with imaginary points to yammer about but over all very colorful and imaginative still. When you have nothing to stand on you do have that one thing going for you.
Westy
p.s. shall I pull up a chair and wait while you find apropos wav files to use on me or wait for the inevitable "complaint generator" wall-o-text?
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yaya .. we ignore each other now .. again ... right? :D
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Until you choose to antagonise again. That could and would include any time you choose to offend me or other AH community members with your "humour-cum-tripe" also.
Westy
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<gets tagged on the hand by Westy, jumps in the ring and gives Arlo a Wedgie before throwing him out of the ring>
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yaya ... I'll be seeing you. :D
Originally posted by Westy MOL:
Until you choose to antagonise again. That could and would include any time you choose to offend me or other AH community members with your "humour-cum-tripe" also.
Westy
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Arlo ... who after the wedgie sounds alot more like Curly ... wipes his face with both hands real fast and goes, "Whoop whoop whoop", jumps on the nearest fatlady to hop back into the ring and THEN says, "Oh, so ya wanna be a wise guy, eh?" He then tries to poke hblair's eyes with his fingers but when hblair counters by putting his hand up over his nose Arlo is forced to slap his own hand which arcs up and then hit hblair on top of the head. "Whoop whoop whoop"
"Commander Rialbh is chasing Zanyman around the ring!" says the announcer
Arlo looks for a hand to tag ... he sees one ... Arlo tags his other hand. ;)
*ShruG* (I love zany online roleplay stuff) :D
Originally posted by hblair:
<gets tagged on the hand by Westy, jumps in the ring and gives Arlo a Wedgie before throwing him out of the ring>
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it's dark in here.
i can't believe you let this newbie get a 200+ response thread. He's definitely up there with the greats... RAM, lazs, MG...
Rotor, can i have your autograph? you're a ubb god, don't ever dis it.
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Tags hblair (who is wheezing horribly from the little bit of exercise required to jump up and down on a prostrate arlo)...
"Now .. the idea was that we ignore each other. Your jumping up to defend Laz everytime you think he's feeling threatened (which I didn't think he was anymore)doesn't fall into that category."
I was being defended? I was feeling threatened? sheesh.... I missed all that.. Just looked like a simple (and deserved) trashing of arlo to me. arlo lad... you take yourself way too seriously. Take your own advise.. relax, don't take yourself so seriously. Oh.. and the way that "ignore" thing would work best for you is that you ignore westy and pray that he ignores you. You appear to be the proverbial knife weilder at a gunfight.
lazs
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Laz, ol' son, maybe you haven't figured out yet that I don't take myself any more seriously than I take you "Whoop whoop whoop"
:rolleyes: ;)
(tag!) :D
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Offend me or other AH community members?
Oh Paaaleeeeze!! What I find funny is that YOU of all people don't know how to take Arlo. So you left BW and caught amnesia? Or decided everybody there was garbage? I find it ironic that this thread has degenerated to AW's attacking AW's, or did you take a shower and wash your heritage away? Ya, some AW's came in trolling a bit - some do that just to guage the weenie ratio. Others came in nice and mellow - like *me*. But sheesh man, you of all people know they weren't trying to *offend* AH community members. You should be glad that the rest of AW caught up to your "enlightened" position and are the last person who'd want to drive a wedge further open.
PS: Googling people is just wrong.....
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Originally posted by Westy MOL:
Until you choose to antagonise again. That could and would include any time you choose to offend me or other AH community members with your "humour-cum-tripe" also.
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Originally posted by moose:
Rotor, can i have your autograph? you're a ubb god, don't ever dis it.
OH LORD the irony!
<slits throat>
P.S. Sorry Immel :)
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Hey Wayne? That's right. I didn't think some of the posts here on some AWiers "Inaugeral Weekend" to the AH webboards were very funny. They were actually pretty retarded. They were ludicrous and jeuvinile and most people here expressed that. I ended up finally stating it too AFTER Arlo steered the discussion down this path by starting with the BS that I'd turned my back on BW folks. Prior I'd kept pretty quiet and basically only echo'd others sentiments that what they were doing was no way to impress people or win friends. When Arlo felt I did not give em a good ole country boy pat on the back for "fart" jokes, just because of past comeraderie on another web board, he got personal.
In a nutshell: Arlo & Co's <cough> trolling here and past participation in BigWeek should equal belly laughs just isn;t true. They're not related in any way, shape or form. And I'll say it once again. I used Google to have to prove that it WAS trolling being done here and not some up front and above counter "we're only being funny! whats wrong with all you people here?" joking. I'm surprised that a few AW folks wonder why that little bit of "in your face and act like an idiot" humour has gotten the reception it has. It just plain old isn't funny any where else either. Be it online or in the real world. Well, except BigWeek it seems.
Westy
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Originally posted by Westy MOL:
Until you choose to antagonise again.
Westy
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Hehehe, I am not going to call you the dreaded name because I have yet to see anything like him. However, I am this >< close to calling you something else.
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I think someone feels just a *tad* bit defensive. :D
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wow, if Arlo played UO he'd be a Grandmaster Fisherman by now! :D
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Not in the least. But when you run back to BigWeek and sniffle youre being picked on and then more AWiers from thier come here with the same accusation; that I lost my sense of humour, that AHers' have no clue or are anal and have sticks up their arses, that I've turned my back on BW people etc etc. I'll have to tell them the facts - as I see them.
Arlo, I've not been a __ "BigWeeker" __ or an AWier for two years. On and off brief visits since the winter of 199-2000 don't count.
Feel free to Rotor. Before you do perhaps go to TK's ftp. Download OLDBigweek.zip and using Outlook read what transpired in November of 1999. The hypocrosy will kill ya.
Westy
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Originally posted by Westy MOL:
[QB] the facts - as I see them.
[QB]
There is the key to that whole rant.
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Something I could NEVER be IRL. *sigh* :)
Originally posted by Nifty:
wow, if Arlo played UO he'd be a Grandmaster Fisherman by now! :D
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*chuckle* Date and timestamp your upcoming googlesearch. ;)
Originally posted by Westy MOL:
Not in the least. But when you run back to BigWeek and sniffle youre being picked on and then more AWiers from thier come here with the same accusation....
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Nothing to do with Google Arlo, it's your M.O. from watching you over do it repeatedly over the past couple of years:
Make a stink somewhere, run to the Bigweek, jump up and down while making ook ook noises and point out where you did the doo doo.
Westy
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It's not MY making a stink that's got BigWeekers holding their noses. Nor did there need to be a sign to tell them where the smell came from, Inspector Westy. ;)
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Originally posted by moose:
i can't believe you let this newbie get a 200+ response thread. He's definitely up there with the greats... RAM, lazs, MG...
hey mate...dont DARE to compare me with MG! (nor with lazs for that matter :D)
P.S. This is the longest stupidest thread ever in this board.
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oh the horror. 208 replies to this topic.
it might just surpass eskimos 'who are you' thread.
lock it! don't let it get any bigger!
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So....um......how's the weather?
{JAB dodges several pieces of flying debris}
Forecast calls for slinged mud and flames galore. Padded flame-retardant material and a self-contained air supply is a must (the latter to protect against possible contact with FDB's).
Too bad MG and Avenger don't start posting in here, then we could have a 4-way rumble--the fight of the century!
J_A_B
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<looks each way> <golf clap> <looks each way again> dunno about the Arlo stuff though bro ;-)
Originally posted by Westy MOL:
Hey Wayne? That's right. I didn't think some of the posts here on some AWiers "Inaugeral Weekend" to the AH webboards were very funny. They were actually pretty retarded. They were ludicrous and jeuvinile and most people here expressed that. I ended up finally stating it too AFTER Arlo steered the discussion down this path by starting with the BS that I'd turned my back on BW folks. Prior I'd kept pretty quiet and basically only echo'd others sentiments that what they were doing was no way to impress people or win friends. When Arlo felt I did not give em a good ole country boy pat on the back for "fart" jokes, just because of past comeraderie on another web board, he got personal.
In a nutshell: Arlo & Co's <cough> trolling here and past participation in BigWeek should equal belly laughs just isn;t true. They're not related in any way, shape or form. And I'll say it once again. I used Google to have to prove that it WAS trolling being done here and not some up front and above counter "we're only being funny! whats wrong with all you people here?" joking. I'm surprised that a few AW folks wonder why that little bit of "in your face and act like an idiot" humour has gotten the reception it has. It just plain old isn't funny any where else either. Be it online or in the real world. Well, except BigWeek it seems.
Westy
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Ya ya that's what I said too, didn't count
<scamper off to follow Westy orders> ;-)
Originally posted by Westy MOL:
Not in the least. But when you run back to BigWeek and sniffle youre being picked on and then more AWiers from thier come here with the same accusation; that I lost my sense of humour, that AHers' have no clue or are anal and have sticks up their arses, that I've turned my back on BW people etc etc. I'll have to tell them the facts - as I see them.
Arlo, I've not been a __ "BigWeeker" __ or an AWier for two years. On and off brief visits since the winter of 199-2000 don't count.
Feel free to Rotor. Before you do perhaps go to TK's ftp. Download OLDBigweek.zip and using Outlook read what transpired in November of 1999. The hypocrosy will kill ya.
Westy
[ 11-05-2001: Message edited by: Westy MOL ]
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<snork>
~A
Originally posted by J_A_B:
So....um......how's the weather?
{JAB dodges several pieces of flying debris}
Forecast calls for slinged mud and flames galore. Padded flame-retardant material and a self-contained air supply is a must (the latter to protect against possible contact with FDB's).
Too bad MG and Avenger don't start posting in here, then we could have a 4-way rumble--the fight of the century!
J_A_B
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Westy,
You are picking on Arlo cause he has a bigger bullseye on his back. The fact is it was Rotor you *first* jumped and only turned to Arlo after he defended Rotor. Rotor came in trolling hard - yes. But you know Rotor well enough to see that and hang back and let nature take it's course.
-W
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They went fishing and caught something they didnt like much. I threw them both back.
Leave em both locked in this thread for ever I say. We can write a bot to post inane things to alro that he can parrot to prove how sublte he is. And it can pipe random insults to Rotatian that he can recursivly ask for more clearification on. We will have to make sure the bbs counter can handle 8 digit numbers but they will effectivly be out of our hair and also achieve all that either wants to achieve as part of this community.
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Whoa! You can write bots? Cool! :)
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THIS WHOLE THREAD IS ONE HUGE STINKING PILE OF TURD.......
:D
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Originally posted by Pongo:
They went fishing and caught something they didnt like much. I threw them both back.
Leave em both locked in this thread for ever I say. We can write a bot to post inane things to alro that he can parrot to prove how sublte he is. And it can pipe random insults to Rotatian that he can recursivly ask for more clearification on. We will have to make sure the bbs counter can handle 8 digit numbers but they will effectivly be out of our hair and also achieve all that either wants to achieve as part of this community.
Hey Dingo swingin' them big balls must chafe your knees something aweful. The only thing bigger is your lack of humour and the fishhook firmly imbedded in your cheek next to the chaw I presume.
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I farted.
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It's ok, nobody'll notice. ;)
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(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/stupid.gif)
[ 11-06-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]
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Otter
Funny to critise someone elses humour and display such a lack of it yourself.
Equally funny to talk about some fishhook Ive bit while chokeing on the one of mine you just bit.
But I bet your too funny to find either of those things funny.
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"The fact is it was Rotor you *first* jumped"
Show me this Wayne. Where?
As for Arlo having a big bullseye? Not really. He's the only one really holding one up anymore while posting about in here and saying HIT ME!
Westy
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Rotor is the best fisherman to ever come to the UBB. He only uses "fresh" bait.
ATC :)
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<Hold up bullseye> "Hit me, Westy/Lazs!" ;)
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Me and Westy had our flamewars earlier but somehow I respect him more than all you AW-players combined.
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wanna kick his/their dog while you're here too? :D
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I'll give you more credit than you give yourself, Staga. I bet you only dislike the AWers that you percieve are acting worse than Westy.
Furthermore, I bet Westy only dislikes the AWers he's percieved as having come here just to personally insult Lazs (aka the "entire AH community").
And Lazs only dislikes the AWers that he percieves as having come here to personally insult Lazs.
Then again, who knows .... I could be giving all three of you more credit than you deserve. (http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/aahmed/tongue.gif)
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Originally posted by Arlo:
<Hold up bullseye> "Hit me, Westy/Lazs!" ;)
<throws old stink bait bucket at Arlo>
<misses and hits Rotor in the head>
whoops <sneaks out>
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Are we going for 250?
Only 21 more to go!!
J_A_B
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I see you decided to host it on your own webserver. How many time you gonna post it? (http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/tongue/crazy1.gif)
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Originally posted by Pongo:
Otter
Funny to critise someone elses humour and display such a lack of it yourself.
Equally funny to talk about some fishhook Ive bit while chokeing on the one of mine you just bit.
But I bet your too funny to find either of those things funny.
Last refuge of an internet scoundrel "It was jjjjusst a trollll." Yeah Pogo whatever.
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Originally posted by Krusher:
whoops <sneaks out>
Who was that masked stranger?
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235!
-W
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236!
Aub
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Gracias Staga! While we've not seen eye-to-eye on several topics, several got quite heated, I've always respected you, your opinion on things.
<S>!
Westy
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np, leave these Warriors here and go grab a beer. When you come back they're 10-15 minutes older than now.
Let's hope it helps.
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Thiss........threaaad....muss t..nott..dieee !
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I smell a bet! Gonna cut me in if it reaches 250, skipper? ;)
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Just doing my part.....
250 or BUST!!!!
-W
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Originally posted by Nifty:
wanna kick his/their dog while you're here too? :D
You see that Cam Neely commercial a few years back too?
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ok the 250th post wins a free pass to Sheep World.
(yes I know my post are stupid, but I have a goal !!)
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Originally posted by Krusher:
ok the 250th post wins a free pass to Sheep World.
(yes I know my post are stupid, but I have a goal !!)
If Wayne is the main mascot of sheep world, HELL NO!!!
Aub
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I am NOT the mascott, I am NOT Fluffy.
I merely portray fluffy. Wait till they get a load of HER.... LOL
-W
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Originally posted by Ratbo:
I merely portray fluffy.
-W
and you are a natural :)
5 to go.. hustle up I only have an hour to work!
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<taps foot impaitently>
come on guys a few more post and we can bury this thread.
Who IS WITH ME! <starts to charge the UBB>
umm hello guys.. <notices AUB, ARLO, Rotor and Ratbo chasing butterflies>
damn ! ok I will do it myself !
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Originally posted by Arlo:
I'll give you more credit than you give yourself, Staga. I bet you only dislike the AWers that you percieve are acting worse than Westy.
Furthermore, I bet Westy only dislikes the AWers he's percieved as having come here just to personally insult Lazs (aka the "entire AH community").
And Lazs only dislikes the AWers that he percieves as having come here to personally insult Lazs.
Then again, who knows .... I could be giving all three of you more credit than you deserve. (http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/aahmed/tongue.gif)
A Bimbo peeks in and looks around. Yup this must be the right place. It's on a different block and the stove looks different but the flame seem the same, just the thing to keep a girl warm on a cold winters night.
Hi all ;)
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I WIN !!!!
-W
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NOW I WIN!!! OOOOPS!
-W
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Originally posted by Ratbo:
NOW I WIN!!! OOOOPS!
-W
I just added a star to your list.. :)
Now lets bury this damn thread !!
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Didn't anyone tell you Wayne? THe prize isn't 250...
Its 300!!!! LETS GO!!!
Aub
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This thread is "high speed access only" now.
I'll let it go....
-W
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Originally posted by Mustang Sally:
Hi all ;)
HEELLOOOOOOO SALLY!
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DeG! You dancin' here now? I've a whole new inspiration now. Great to see ya! (http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/corky/corkysm60.gif)
Originally posted by Mustang Sally:
A Bimbo peeks in and looks around. Yup this must be the right place. It's on a different block and the stove looks different but the flame seem the same, just the thing to keep a girl warm on a cold winters night.
Hi all ;)
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Originally posted by moose:
You see that Cam Neely commercial a few years back too?
hehe, yup, I was wondering if anyone would catch that. That was like the start of espn doing funny commercials and when espn2 was born. Wow, that was 1993! doesn't seem like that long ago.
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"Furthermore, I bet Westy only dislikes the AWers he's percieved as having come here just to personally insult Lazs (aka the "entire AH community").
And Lazs only dislikes the AWers that he percieves as having come here to personally insult Lazs."
yes... anyone will tell you that I am AH. My every word is considered gospel by the multitudes. An insult against me is often taken as a declaration of war by the AH "community". It is amazing that you noticed this so quickly.
The beloved..lazs
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I think I asked you make me laugh when this all started. Thanks! :D
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Originally posted by Nifty:
hehe, yup, I was wondering if anyone would catch that. That was like the start of espn doing funny commercials and when espn2 was born. Wow, that was 1993! doesn't seem like that long ago.
that is my alltime favorite commerical. has to be - it has a bruin in it.
go Bs!
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He he,
This thread is pretty funny too! A classic.
(Man, I've really got to fix my game puter, been spending way too much time reading these soap operas on the BB.)
Enjoy the read!
eskimo
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LOL, I had to reload the page just to make sure it loaded right. Talk 'bout time lapse.
:).
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damn... that lazs1 guy was not only funny but smart too. What a guy huh?
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
damn... that lazs1 guy was not only funny but smart too. What a guy huh?
lazs
Almost as funny and smart as that Rotorian guy!
eskimo
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Almost as funny and smart as that Rotorian guy!
Dont hate me 'cause I am beautifull.
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Define 'beautiful'
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Define 'beautiful'
In the eyes of the beholder ofcourse. :D
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This Oedipus guy is really a barnstormer ya knaw.
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Hey.
its been a year. lets see if people got above a 1/8 kill to death yet.
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Hehehe,
And that would mean exactly what?
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:rolleyes: :eek: :D
UBBY DUBBY! ;)
Oeddy loves visitors. Almost as much as he loves .....
(to be continued?)
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cows. There were countless long nights where...
(to be continued)
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Originally posted by Aub
cows. There were countless long nights where...
(to be continued)
he whispered sweet nothings into Bessie's ear as he caressed her and appreciated her udder ... errr .... utter devotion to him. Granted, there was little physically he could ....
(to be continued)
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Originally posted by Arlo
he whispered sweet nothings into Bessie's ear as he caressed her and appreciated her udder ... errr .... utter devotion to him. Granted, there was little physically he could ....
(to be continued)
to help her serious milk shortage. However, he felt he had to try. He went to the local store to buy some...
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and maybe a six pack of yoohoos ... but on the way there he was distracted by a circus. Traumatized, to be more accurate. He knew that where there were circuses there were also clowns. Evil clowns. Clowns that could strip the flesh off of a 7 yr old in seconds. Which is exactly what happened to him at his 7th birthday party. It all started so innocently ....
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around the fireplace that cold, winter morning. Lozo was making balloon animals, and was quite skilled at it. All the parents were in the kitchen making birthday dinner. The next thing everyone knew, the clown grabbed little Timmy and tossed him into the fire. The parents all ran into the living room, only to find...
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Perhaps u should just click your heels 3 times and recite
"I want to go home" you`ll get to the place you seek so much faster.:rolleyes:
PS:I heard it works!
Hammy
Pugnis Et Calcibus
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Is this another "I'd rather play in the MA and squeak about it's historical innacuracy than venture into the CT" thread ?
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Is this another "I'd rather play in the MA and squeak about it's historical innacuracy than venture into the CT" thread ?
Nope.
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Could you sum up the point of your initial post in one small sentence please ? Seriously.
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Originally posted by Samm
Could you sum up the point of your initial post in one small sentence please ? Seriously.
Keep in mind this was almost a year ago. So, to paraphrase:
'The MA is not historical gameplay, scenarios are (as much as can possibly be done). Some people would like to do some, let them do so.'
Ok, two sentences :).
So, someone is going to say 'Well, how come you didnt do your first post like that?'
Because it is more entertaining the other way :).
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He heee, haven't read much of this post, but thought I would just add one more post to see how long this thread gets:)
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Originally posted by Pongo
Hey.
its been a year. lets see if people got above a 1/8 kill to death yet.
Dude, rotors twice that good in only one year. He's knocking on the door of a 1:4 kill/die. If he improved that much in just one year, he'll be breaking even in another two years.
Keep the practice up rotor! Yer gettin' there man!
:)
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Originally posted by hblair
Keep the practice up rotor! Yer gettin' there man!
:)
I suck!
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lol rotor. That reply didn't take long.
Just ribbin ya man. :D
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Roto
I liked the way you said it the first time.
I got halfway through the first page of this thread before I realized it was a year ago.
Now everything is back to normal and my universe makes sense again. :)
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Originally posted by hblair
lol rotor. That reply didn't take long.
Just ribbin ya man. :D
I've been putting in 8hrs a day to get this good. Ofcourse I am improving. Just check my camps. ;).
BTW, watch the sarcasm, god forbid you just my turn into a DD heeheehee. :)
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Originally posted by mosgood
I got halfway through the first page of this thread before I realized it was a year ago.
Gotta luv that time trivel thing. Welcome back. The year is 2002 the last eleven mos have just been a figment of your imagination. :)
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Originally posted by Aub
around the fireplace that cold, winter morning. Lozo was making balloon animals, and was quite skilled at it. All the parents were in the kitchen making birthday dinner. The next thing everyone knew, the clown grabbed little Timmy and tossed him into the fire. The parents all ran into the living room, only to find...
... Lozo the evil clown laughing maniacly as little Timmy rolled around on the floor trying to put himself out while all the other kids were screaming and crying.
Little Timmy suffered 3rd degree burns over 60% of his body but lived ... his joystick hand intact. Therapy would help the rest. But he never forgot ....
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OMG.... it Arlo! How's Muleshoe Arlo?
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Originally posted by Arlo
... Lozo the evil clown laughing maniacly as little Timmy rolled around on the floor trying to put himself out while all the other kids were screaming and crying.
Little Timmy suffered 3rd degree burns over 60% of his body but lived ... his joystick hand intact. Therapy would help the rest. But he never forgot ....
the look of pure joy and satisfaction on Lozo's face as the cops came into the room and shot the clown dead right on the spot.
As he was reminiscing this story, he was neglecting the road.Timmy crashed his Geo Metro, and it was sent flying in the air, spiraling many times. When Timmy awoke, all he saw was...
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Originally posted by midnight Target
OMG.... it Arlo! How's Muleshoe Arlo?
Hiyas MT! We're doin ok in our lil corner of the world (not Muleshoe but close enough) ;) How ya doin on your end? Long time no see, bud.
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Originally posted by Aub
the look of pure joy and satisfaction on Lozo's face as the cops came into the room and shot the clown dead right on the spot.
As he was reminiscing this story, he was neglecting the road.Timmy crashed his Geo Metro, and it was sent flying in the air, spiraling many times. When Timmy awoke, all he saw was...
the blurry roof of the ambulance. He could feel the movement of the vehicle as it raced toward it's destination. He heard a voice reciting his vital signs and turned to see the back of the paramedic, apparently recording or transmitting his condition to the hospital. His vitals dramatically changed, however, when the paramedic turned and faced him. He had the face of an evil clown!
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Timmy screamed and started running. He quickly realized that he was no longer in an ambulance... but in a big circus tent! Driving around in circles were many cars, each filled with a KlOwN GaNg toting Tommy Guns. The stands were filled with clowns chanting 'Death! Death! Death!'. Suddenly, one of the cars swirved towards Timmy, trying to run him over. The HoBo GaNg hopped out, and the leader spoke, saying....
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"ALL YOUR FACES ARE BELONG TO US!" and he slowly walked toward Timmy with a rather scary looking makeup kit while the crowd of evil clowns closed in.
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry, I read all 6 pages of posts, I laughed I cried, I wasted a allot of time.....
:D
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Originally posted by Arlo
"ALL YOUR FACES ARE BELONG TO US!" and he slowly walked toward Timmy with a rather scary looking makeup kit while the crowd of evil clowns closed in.
Timmy took quick and decisive action. He ripped the nose of the leader clown, and it died! He found their weakness! He lunged for the second clown, ripping its nose off. This only made it angry. The clown pulled out the lipstick and changed Timmy's mouth into a big smile! THE HORROR!
Just then, a group rushed in to save him, calling themselves....
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"The Online Dufe-Waffel Fire Brigade and Leather Diaper Cleaning Service" ... but at the last moment, when they realized Timmy wasn't a card carrying member, they broke off the rescue and "extended" away at the maximum climb/speed efficiency angle.
The clowns didn't even notice the flashes of the flybys ( or the holes punched in the tent from them) and continued to close in. The clown who survived the nosectomy applied chewing gum to the red bulbous artificial appendage and put it back in place. Drool fell and spittle erupted when he laughed and said, "Thanks, Timmy. I was due for a promo ... and no, not all of us are so easily dispatched."
He stopped and assumed a casual stance as he put on a pair of spectacles and said, "Please, no more spectacles."
The crowd roared with laughter. Then clown #3 handed him a pair of gardening shears .....
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300
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"Now, I see some of yas dont know humor even if it were dressed as a two bit hoe and stroking your nads. "
Hmmm...I think I would.
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Originally posted by Arlo
"The Online Dufe-Waffel Fire Brigade and Leather Diaper Cleaning Service" ... but at the last moment, when they realized Timmy wasn't a card carrying member, they broke off the rescue and "extended" away at the maximum climb/speed efficiency angle.
The clowns didn't even notice the flashes of the flybys ( or the holes punched in the tent from them) and continued to close in. The clown who survived the nosectomy applied chewing gum to the red bulbous artificial appendage and put it back in place. Drool fell and spittle erupted when he laughed and said, "Thanks, Timmy. I was due for a promo ... and no, not all of us are so easily dispatched."
He stopped and assumed a casual stance as he put on a pair of spectacles and said, "Please, no more spectacles."
The crowd roared with laughter. Then clown #3 handed him a pair of gardening shears .....
Dr. Klown walked to the surgery table they was setting Timmy on. He soon went until an in-depth explanation of how and why a normal human being needs to be turned into a clown. Timmy didn't hear much, however, because the first step was 'a complete vasectomy'.
Timmy started screaming frantically, kicking all over the place, and he managed to...
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Due to graphic content of the program now showing this station is now switching to more suitable content. Please relax and enjoy "Dufewaffle" (the opera) now in progress:
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After that, will be another repeat of 'Friends'
(Ok, I just posted her picture because she's hot)
(http://www.cine-home.com/Extrait_Dbo/Artistes/JENNIFER%20ANISTON.jpg)
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Damn you bandwidth hogs!
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darn... them AW guys are as wacky and zany as ever. Maybe you could do childrens parties? I think you guys should open for the special olympics award nite. They would be in stitches.
lazs
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Next time you have an award night or it's your birthday, let us know. Tell your parent or guardian. Must be 18 or older and have a valid credit card.
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I don't host award nights burt if I hear of one I will let yu know. I would hire you for the childrens parties but i believe my grandkid is too sophisticated for your humor.
lazs
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They didn't go for it, eh? Well, sorry. No exceptions. But we'll send you an autographed "Them Wacky and Zany AW guys" picture. Maybe next year, kid.
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so that's how you gay guys get off? Looks painful to me, especially the horn thing up your butt and setting your hair on fire but....
Much as I appreciate your letting me get a glimpse into your little world.... It is too much information for me. I don't even want to know what the harness is for thank you.
lazs
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i was being polite.
lazs
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Back off you two ... all this heavy breathing and grabbing for my crotch could get misinterpreted, turned around and get me in trouble with the law!
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btw, Lazssie ... sorry about the mild stroke I caused you last year that made you forget your password. No hard feelings, I hope (in more ways than one). ;)
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are you actually winking at me arlo? I think you may have misunderstood. although what you and your friends do in the privacy of your own homes is entirely your business. (I did think that the gay clown was a little over the top tho).
forgetting passwords is my nature you are as blameless as you are insignificant. It was lazs berfore it was lazs1 and I imagine it will be lazs3 given time.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
forgetting passwords is my nature you are as blameless as you are insignificant. It was lazs berfore it was lazs1 and I imagine it will be lazs3 given time.
lazs
Yeah .. it's your nature ... hehe. We'll prolly see it sooner than later. :D
*woof woof*
What's that Lazssie?
*woof woof*
Timmy's in trouble?
*woof woof*
Evil clowns?
* woof woof*
Take us to Timmy, girl!
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I believe the term was "gay clown". I also believe that firearms ownership is an inherant freedom and a gawd given right. I also believe that in ending womens sufferage and.... I also believe that if you have to put a bubble head after everything you think is funny then.. it's probly not.
lazs
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Your term, Lazssie, your belief. I'll give ya this much, at least you're not goose-stepping to the beat of the leather diaper crowd or claiming to be a CIA viper pilot. And just for that I think I'll let you pat yourself on the back (I'd do it for ya but you really need a bath, man). The bubbleheads are cues for ya, bubba joe bob billy jack. I BELIEVE you can be trained to have a sense of humor. Then again I could be wrong. :D ;) (winkin' atcha buddy)
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We now resume our previous story.
Timmy, who has managed to escape the clutches of "Dr. Klown and his evil clown henchmen" with the help of Lazssie is making his way back home.
Timmy: (to Lazssie) Good girl!
Lazssie: woof woof
Timmy: What's that, Lazssie? You're not a girl?
Lazssie: woof woof
Timmy: And you're not a dog?
Lazssie: woof grrrrrr woof
Timmy: You're a .... gasp! ... no, it can't be!
(to be continued?)
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actually bubble head boy.... out of the dozen or so "lassie's" that were in the TV show and films.. Every single one was a male dog.
lazs
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If you're expecting a lollypop for knowing that astounding bit of trivia, I'm afraid you'll hafta do better than that, Lazssie. But here's a balloon for the attempt. :rolleyes: Now be quiet while the show's on or I'll hafta make you sit out in the hall ... again. :D
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huh? Oh I get it... lassie... lazs... you think lassie sounds like lazs so... yuk yuk... lazs is a male dog? Damn, that was whacky and zany!
darned if I don't think you gay clowns are allmost as funny as the regular ones.
lazs
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You guys are the limit !
:) ;) :D :p :) :D
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Originally posted by lazs2
duh? Oh I get it, George ... yuk yuk... I am a male dog!
That's it! Out in the hall with yas. Take your comic books and your desk with yas. And no talking to Timmy!
(http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/funny/bluegrab.gif)
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This is like kicking bunnies... I mean.. I'm ashamed and at the same time.... gratified somehow.
lazs
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hey Aub............
I know how to change the subject
SI (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/cover/coverlarge1007.jpg)
(http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/images/2001_02/main_images/structure_images/wintrad/records/wintraddisplay.jpg)
OU and Texas play at 2:30 p.m., on Oct. 12.
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~looks around, tries to decide how best to break the ice~
"I have a very large pen...err, member :)"
culero (just trying to fit in)
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Originally posted by lazs2
This is like kicking bunnies... I mean.. I'm ashamed and at the same time.... gratified somehow.
lazs
Don't make me take your bunny slippers away too.
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Look you Texas dopes. You can't compete with OU. You know you can't, so don't even try. Don't get your hopes up too far right now.
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Originally posted by Aub
Look you Texas dopes. You can't compete with OU. You know you can't, so don't even try. Don't get your hopes up too far right now.
96th meeting.. Texas has a 55 to 35 lead with 5 ties...
A monkey could score more points than the OU offense
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I figured Midnight would want to see this.
eskimo
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rofl
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Originally posted by eskimo2
I figured Midnight would want to see this.
eskimo
Sure Fine, ok great, to keep Midnight up to date But .......
What the H*** is going on with Timmy?
I am a little concerned since there has been no contact in
uhh, a long time
carry on
NwBie
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Normally hate to barge into this forum, but ANYBODY who really thinks that OU outclasses Texas needs to have his head cracked open and examined with sharp objects.
Texas leads series 55-36-5
On top of which, Texans are just flat out more cool than Oklahomans. :)
JMHO
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Matt "Target" Davis
Game Designer
www.warbirdsiii.com (http://www.warbirdsiii.com)
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Originally posted by Target
Normally hate to barge into this forum, but ANYBODY who really thinks that OU outclasses Texas needs to have his head cracked open and examined with sharp objects.
Texas leads series 55-36-5
On top of which, Texans are just flat out more cool than Oklahomans. :)
JMHO
With words like these, you are welcome anytime!
h
(pokes sharp stick at Aub)
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Originally posted by Aub
Dr. Klown walked to the surgery table they was setting Timmy on. He soon went until an in-depth explanation of how and why a normal human being needs to be turned into a clown. Timmy didn't hear much, however, because the first step was 'a complete vasectomy'.
Timmy started screaming frantically, kicking all over the place, and he managed to...
... loosen the strap on his right hand. Quick as lightning he grabbed the wrist holding the shears with such force that they clattered to the floor.
"You'll never make a clown of me!" he screamed.
"You're right.", laughed the clowns ... "You've been one of us all along!"
A mirror rolls up and Timmy sees a reflection of himself and screams ....
"Noooo! It can't be! Noooooo! I'm a .... I'm an ..... evil clown!"
The head clown's face peaks out from behind the mirror and says, "Ya don't say!" and laughs maniacally, "Timmy .... I am your faaaather." then he makes Darth vader style respirator noises.
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Arlo,
No idea what this thread is about or what you've been writing but 80 messages in one thread by a single person must be some kind of a record.
// fats
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Damn .. can't take credit for that record then. I'm married.
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OU and Texas play at 2:30 p.m., on Oct. 12
Hi rickety whoop-te-do
Boomer Sooner, Okla. U
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner
Boomer Sooner, OK U!
Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, OK U!
I’m a Sooner-born and Sooner-bred
and when I die, I’ll be Sooner-dead
Rah Oklahoma, Rah Oklahoma
Rah Oklahoma, OK U!
-Lute
III/JG26 9ST Widow Maker
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PUNT
hehe... I couldn't resist. :rofl
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Originally posted by Tumor
PUNT
hehe... I couldn't resist. :rofl
The BB just isn't the BB without this thread up. :)
eskimo
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:D
(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/whitedumboy.jpg)
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Whew!
Finally read the infamous rotor/arlo thread.
Next!
:D
PS: Did Timmy die?
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This is a classic:p
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You should go back and punt all the "I quit" posts too. That would be really fun.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Rotorian
All I see is 20 thousand monkeys arguing which one of them has more fleas in their armpits.
I thought this was extremely funny for some reason. Didn't bother reading any further.
Good to see the old posts coming back.
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Yawn. Texas is going to go down 4 years in a row.
You even got beat by Arkansas. What happened? Did Houston steal you guys Nutts?
You have no quarterback, and your running back is average at best.
Good luck being #3 in the South (Ok, youll be 2 prolly)
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Originally posted by Arlo
... loosen the strap on his right hand. Quick as lightning he grabbed the wrist holding the shears with such force that they clattered to the floor.
"You'll never make a clown of me!" he screamed.
"You're right.", laughed the clowns ... "You've been one of us all along!"
A mirror rolls up and Timmy sees a reflection of himself and screams ....
"Noooo! It can't be! Noooooo! I'm a .... I'm an ..... evil clown!"
The head clown's face peaks out from behind the mirror and says, "Ya don't say!" and laughs maniacally, "Timmy .... I am your faaaather." then he makes Darth vader style respirator noises.
Timmy ran for miles, but he didn't know where to go. All of his friends wouldn't accept him because he was a clown now. Except Laurie. She was enough of a loser shed be friends with anyone.
As he arrived at her house, he noticed something was terrible wrong. The front door was wedged open and blood could be seen on the handle. As he walked in, and flicked on the lights, he saw....
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Laurie was at the kitchen sink with her back turned to him.
"Laurie, are you ok?", he asked hesitantly.
She didn't turn .... the water was running," Sure, but would you get the door? My hands were kinda full when I came in."
Timmy turned to get the door and as he did he heard the distinctive sound of a knife scrapping along a countertop. He looked over his shoulder and saw Laurie dragging the knife toward the sink, her back still turned.
"Laurie, are you sure you're ok?"
Laurie turned and charged, her face painted up as an evil clown. Piled high in the sink was what appeared to be a skinned dismembered carcass of some not-so-small animal.
Timmy tried to swing the door open but Laurie was too fast ... extremely fast.
"We're having a Korean delicacy for supper, Timmy. I think you'll find it quite tasty and different."
Timmy looked over at the dismembered carcass.
"Lassie? Is that you, girl?"
"Woof"
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Oh god, I'm too busy laughing I don't even have a chance of doing another part of the story right now
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Originally posted by moose
soooo THATS why you're a spit dweeb!
G,D,R
Ps - where the hell is the free beer?
Actually he was a 38 dweeb in AW:D
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Aaargh, and I thought I would never have to see that picture, ever.
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Bumped for Arlo
eskimo
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Old topic, nothing to see here, move along folks.