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Title: SPITFIRES
Post by: JimmyC on August 25, 2017, 10:41:19 AM
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Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Krusty on August 25, 2017, 11:48:39 AM
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but... but whatta bout the "other" planes?  :uhoh


What about the... (*whispers*) Macchis?
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Chris79 on August 25, 2017, 11:50:43 AM
Why in the bloody hell would anyone want to fly a spitfire? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Chewie on August 25, 2017, 11:55:05 AM
As Adolf Galland said-I squadron of SCHHHHPITFIRES!
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Chris79 on August 25, 2017, 11:58:30 AM
Adolph Galland was a noob
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Zoney on August 25, 2017, 12:00:42 PM
Luftwaffe Uber Alles
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Chris79 on August 25, 2017, 12:01:51 PM
The spitfire much like the Zeke is a bottom feeder. It can rarely dictate the terms of engagement but only capitalize on another pilots poor situation. The only spit worth a Crap is the 14.
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Chris79 on August 25, 2017, 12:04:15 PM
Think of a real and internet catfish, couple that with a internet troll, and you have a spitfire  :salute
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Krusty on August 25, 2017, 01:23:12 PM
The spitfire is a lethal and pretty plane.

Never disrespect the pretty spitfires!  :old:

They are quite fun to fly, you can't deny.
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Mister Fork on August 25, 2017, 01:40:27 PM
The spitfire is a lethal and pretty plane.

Never disrespect the pretty spitfires!  :old:

They are quite fun to fly, you can't deny.

I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would fly them off a boat!
And I would fly them with a goat.
And I will fly them in the rain.
And in the dark. And over a train.
And over a tank. And over a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will fly them to and from.
And I will fly them in the sun.
And I will fly them up on high.
And I will fly them in the sky.
And I will fly them here and there.
Say! I will fly them anywhere!

(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=388243.0;attach=27921)
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Zoney on August 25, 2017, 01:46:38 PM
I like my 109 just fine.
I fly it with gondies
I fly it without
It is without a doubt
A great plane throughout

If I flew a Spitty
It would be a pitty
I'd have to give back my balls
Because everyone knows
Luftwaffe Uber Alles
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Krusty on August 25, 2017, 02:00:35 PM
I rather prefer the RAF limerick better:

Willy's gone and made another
Something like it's older brother
Wingtips rounded, bigger spinner
Unbraced tailplane ends its figure
One-Oh-Nine F is its name
F for Futile, not for Fame.


Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Zoney on August 25, 2017, 02:35:14 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Wiley on August 25, 2017, 02:40:09 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
109s are better

Wiley.
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Krusty on August 25, 2017, 02:40:45 PM
Don't hate the messenger. The boys in the RAF penned that one in WW2.  :D
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Zoney on August 25, 2017, 02:43:53 PM
Shhhhhhh, I'm giggling while pretending to be mad  :bolt:
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: bustr on August 25, 2017, 02:48:03 PM
I read these and the Black Eyed Peas song My Humps kicks in. Considering how guys act about their spit or 109, kinda works.
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Kingpin on August 25, 2017, 03:27:40 PM

The Spitfire design will impress
But pilots complained none the less
So they added a door
That climbing aboard
Was easier to do in a dress


(http://thumbsnap.com/s/oO6ohP2W.jpg)
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Mister Fork on August 25, 2017, 03:41:16 PM
The Spitfire design will impress
But pilots complained none the less
So they added a door
That climbing aboard
Was easier to do in a dress


(http://thumbsnap.com/s/oO6ohP2W.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: bozon on August 25, 2017, 04:26:03 PM
Spitfires are awesome and all.
But as Geoffrey de Havilland said, Mosquitoes are: "twice the spitfire, four times the ENY".  :old:



...well, you don't know that! He could have said it!
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: 1stpar3 on August 25, 2017, 04:31:11 PM
It WAS A KILT :neener: https://youtu.be/MZ35SOU9HTM        :rofl
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: LilMak on August 25, 2017, 05:35:53 PM
They're quite good. Taste like chicken. Frail like the chicks who fly them.  :devil
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: lunatic1 on August 25, 2017, 06:37:43 PM
very nice JimmyC
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: DaddyAce on August 25, 2017, 06:55:20 PM
very nice JimmyC

Agreed!    :aok
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: nrshida on August 26, 2017, 03:12:50 AM
The Spitfire design will impress
But pilots complained none the less
So they added a door
That climbing aboard
Was easier to do in a dress


(http://thumbsnap.com/s/oO6ohP2W.jpg)


I like your signature Kingpin.

Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: 1stpar3 on August 26, 2017, 03:31:07 AM

I like your signature Kingpin.
ITS a KILT, not a dress lol  :D  And this--->https://youtu.be/MZ35SOU9HTM
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: rvflyer on August 26, 2017, 03:32:04 AM
Bigger question is why wouldn't they? :rolleyes:


Why in the bloody hell would anyone want to fly a spitfire? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: nrshida on August 26, 2017, 07:14:04 AM
The only spit worth a Crap is the 14.

Are you from the 'never slow down for anything school of ACM' then bud?  :)

Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Kingpin on August 26, 2017, 03:41:25 PM
ITS a KILT, not a dress lol  :D  And this--->https://youtu.be/MZ35SOU9HTM

 :aok

I tend to choose my words carefully and indeed left that open to interpretation.   ;)
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: 1stpar3 on August 26, 2017, 04:04:33 PM
:aok

I tend to choose my words carefully and indeed left that open to interpretation.   ;)
Talkin about Left it open...I'll say!!! :devil Its cold down there with out the cotton insulating effects of under garments. Objects may be bigger than they appear...ITS JUST COLD :rofl
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: haggerty on August 30, 2017, 08:12:17 AM
So conflicted, I feel like im cheating in a Spitfire...but i'm also in 71 Squadron
Title: Re: SPITFIRES
Post by: Krusty on August 30, 2017, 08:58:14 AM
Hah! They let me in and I dragged them through a Fw190 sortie a few times!

 :rofl

But yeah, 'tis a common sight.