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Title: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: waystin2 on September 02, 2017, 11:41:41 AM

Let me set the complaint up for you.  I am leading a group of 9 P-40's above the B-26's heading in to bomb hangars at A33.  Skies are clear, no sign of enemy cons and about a sector and half to go until feet dry.  Next thing you know tracers fly by my canopy and I hear that sickening crunch of bullet hits on my plane.  I jink hard left, hard right to shake what I assume is a high fast con that has dropped on me.  Then I hear friendlies hollering on range "check fire check fire" "who fired on Waystin?"  UGH.  I just go shot by one of my guys.  A few moments later my XO Razor pipes up on vox and says in a sheepish voice "sorry man, it was my cat, he jumped on the keyboard and he's a pretty good shot."  Then the laughter and jokes start!  :rofl  My XO's cat cost me one machine gun and parts of my right wing prior to ever seeing the enemy last night. 

Epilogue

The Pigs On The Wing are currently trying to recruit Razor's cat but offers from other squadrons are making the negotiation process difficult.  :D

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: Zoney on September 02, 2017, 01:06:13 PM

*Snicker*

Luftwaffe Cat Uber Alles!

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: oboe on September 02, 2017, 01:14:53 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: Wiley on September 02, 2017, 04:09:52 PM

Quote from: Zoney on September 02, 2017, 01:06:13 PM

*Snicker*

Luftwaffe Cat Uber Alles!

Ve haf collaborators everywhere!!!

Wiley.

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: Squire on September 02, 2017, 05:15:56 PM

I have had more than a few of those incidents  :D

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: captain1ma on September 02, 2017, 08:54:58 PM

phone calls, gun fire, you just cant get away from them!! you should be used to it by now!! LOL

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: waystin2 on September 02, 2017, 10:37:25 PM

Quote from: captain1ma on September 02, 2017, 08:54:58 PM

phone calls, gun fire, you just cant get away from them!! you should be used to it by now!! LOL

They are out to get me!   :rofl (http://www.netanimations.net/getoverit.gif)

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: pops57 on September 02, 2017, 10:49:23 PM

So Way, are you saying getting hit on by a little p---y ruined your night? Man and I thought I was an old fuddy duddy!  :rofl Sorry Way I just could not pass this one up. :)

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: FBDragon on September 02, 2017, 10:51:42 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: BFOOT1 on September 03, 2017, 09:51:15 AM

G3MF is currently offering two bags ot kitty treats and a little baggy of catnip to Razors cat...

Title: Re: Friendly Fire Complaint
Post by: waystin2 on September 03, 2017, 10:29:22 AM

Quote from: BFOOT1 on September 03, 2017, 09:51:15 AM

G3MF is currently offering two bags ot kitty treats and a little baggy of catnip to Razors cat...

  Ah crap we are never gonna get this cat on the roster...  :rofl