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Title: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: ghi on September 13, 2017, 10:46:38 AM: ...cyber security expert warns."

Unbelievable, this hot cuties could turn into a blood thirsty zombie monsters. :uhoh

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4873206/Hackers-order-sex-robots-kill-human-lovers.html
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Wiley on September 13, 2017, 10:55:02 AM: Pfft. Obviously the first thing you do when you get a sex robot is disable all remote functionality. Problem solved.

Wiley.
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Arlo on September 13, 2017, 10:58:32 AM: Quote from: Wiley on September 13, 2017, 10:55:02 AM
Pfft. Obviously the first thing you do when you get a sex robot is disable all remote functionality. Problem solved.

Wiley.

I tried taking the wife's cell phone but that was a painful mistake.
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Wiley on September 13, 2017, 11:13:05 AM: Quote from: Arlo on September 13, 2017, 10:58:32 AM
I tried taking the wife's cell phone but that was a painful mistake.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Wait... Your wife lets you have sex with her?

Wiley.
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Arlo on September 13, 2017, 11:21:59 AM: Quote from: Wiley on September 13, 2017, 11:13:05 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Wait... Your wife lets you have sex with her?

Wiley.

On occasion.
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: ghi on September 13, 2017, 11:27:52 AM: This robots are too skinny for my taste, i would order BBW version without teeth for safety.
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Arlo on September 13, 2017, 11:29:45 AM: Quote from: ghi on September 13, 2017, 11:27:52 AM
This robots are too skinny for taste, i would order BBW version without teeth for safety.

Gums with a high torque jaws may still get you bent. :eek:
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Wiley on September 13, 2017, 12:10:53 PM: Quote from: Arlo on September 13, 2017, 11:29:45 AM
Gums with a high torque jaws may still get you bent. :eek:

Well obviously you design it in such a way that the jaws can only close so fa- WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THIS?!

Wiley.
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Arlo on September 13, 2017, 12:53:02 PM: Lol
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Copprhed on September 13, 2017, 01:36:39 PM: You guys are all sicker than I ever thought. Can't you all just stick with.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH-AXXwnllw
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: asterix on September 13, 2017, 01:45:34 PM: See Rule #6
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Brooke on September 13, 2017, 05:44:27 PM: This is all well known. There is even a documentary about it:

(http://tmn-media-http.edgesuite.net/hbo/prod/minisite_landing/main_feature/465_1024x411.jpg)
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: NatCigg on September 13, 2017, 07:58:49 PM: is that article science fiction? i like sci-fi. lasers, pew pew.

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Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Maverick on September 14, 2017, 10:24:05 AM: Lasers don't go pew pew, they go phhtt phhtt.
:mad:
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Zoney on September 14, 2017, 11:09:07 AM: Quote from: Maverick on September 14, 2017, 10:24:05 AM
Lasers don't go pew pew, they go phhtt phhtt.
:mad:

No, arrows go phhhht, phhhht.

lasers go zzzhhht, zzzhhht. :bolt:
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Wiley on September 14, 2017, 03:09:52 PM: Quote from: Zoney on September 14, 2017, 11:09:07 AM
No, arrows go phhhht, phhhht.

lasers go zzzhhht, zzzhhht. :bolt:

:headscratch:

Lasers are silent, people.

Wiley.
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Vulcan on September 14, 2017, 03:22:15 PM: So ummmm where do they sell these sex robots anyway?
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Copprhed on September 14, 2017, 03:37:26 PM: Quote from: Vulcan on September 14, 2017, 03:22:15 PM
So ummmm where do they sell these sex robots anyway?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/122558694880?chn=ps&dispItem=1
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Arlo on September 14, 2017, 04:08:13 PM: Quote from: Copprhed on September 14, 2017, 03:37:26 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/122558694880?chn=ps&dispItem=1

Jethro says, "Bought mah sex-bot on ebay. Now mah p**ker has six pee-holes."
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: ghi on September 14, 2017, 04:16:29 PM: I've seen some cheaper used on eBay, could have criminal record, already hacked ,hysteric and violent ;

"40% Of Adults In U.S. Sleep With A Teddy Bear, Study Says" :uhoh time to switch to Smantha :banana:
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/09/13/teddy-bear-adults-study/
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Brooke on September 14, 2017, 06:05:55 PM: Also, Austin Powers showed us to beware of the fembots.

(http://i.imgur.com/2RXFMEN.gif)
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: FLS on September 15, 2017, 12:15:12 PM: It's so called "experts" like Dr Nick that keep Cuisinart from a bigger slice of the sexbot market. :bolt:
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Wiley on September 15, 2017, 12:16:37 PM: Quote from: FLS on September 15, 2017, 12:15:12 PM
It's so called "experts" like Dr Nick that keep Cuisinart from a bigger slice of the sexbot market. :bolt:

Are we still doing phrasing?

Wiley.
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: Volron on September 15, 2017, 12:46:17 PM: Quote from: Wiley on September 13, 2017, 12:10:53 PM
Well obviously you design it in such a way that the jaws can only close so fa- WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THIS?!

Wiley.

:rofl
Title: Re: "Hackers could order sex robots to KILL their owners .."
Post by: FLS on September 15, 2017, 12:59:02 PM: Quote from: Wiley on September 15, 2017, 12:16:37 PM
Are we still doing phrasing?

Wiley.

If you can manage it.